"City + Cultivation World + Immortal Realm + Dao Realm (God Realm) + Invincible in the Same Realm"—when Zhang Xuance suddenly regained consciousness, he realized that everything around him had changed. He had been reborn as a bootlicker. How could a Nascent Soul cultivator become a bootlicker? He remembered that he was about to achieve Nascent Soul through tribulation. All the cultivators in the lower continents knew that on the day of the tribulation, he was besieged by the Supreme Beings of the Ten Great Sects. To save his sect, he self-destructed his Nascent Soul. What was happening to his sect now? Could he return to the Cultivation World? Could he recover his cultivation and seek revenge? These questions lay before Zhang Xuance. Upon his return to the Cultivation World, he realized that his previous life's knowledge was nothing compared to the world within a well.

On Monday, I was honored to become a member of the transmigrating army and one of the innate beings in the primordial world, the first ox in the universe.

Brave Ox, undaunted by difficulties, is a model ox possessing advanced 21st-century thinking. On Monday, he embodies the spirit of continuous progress, self-reliance, and hard work, fearlessly scaling new heights and making significant contributions to maintaining peace in the primordial world. Meanwhile…

Oops, I fell off my stone bed on Monday.

Holy crap, I actually fell asleep while I was cultivating...

[June 28th, I time-traveled.] [July 1st, I disguised myself as a kingdom agent and fooled the sheriff, sentence +10 years] [July 18th, I forged an identity to cross the border and incidentally killed the border guard, sentence +80 years] [August 2nd, I started brewing and selling bootlegging, and had eight fights with local thugs in one day. The Night Shift Chief was furious, sentence +50 years] [August 21st, I changed my identity and joined the Night Shift Bureau, altered my file, sentence -140 years] [September 3rd, I was discovered altering the file, sentence +500 years!] [December 25th, I ignited the flames of Reforging Fala City, sentence... +40k years, haha]... [July 7th, I am the Night Shift Chief now, sentence permanently reset to zero]... [December 12th, these files need a name change, how about the Regent's Memoirs?]... [June 28th, it's time...]

When a misanthropic writer collides with the world of passionate sorcery, the whole world goes crazy!

I find even living troublesome, yet you want me to save the world?

Osamu Dazai, a bandaged beauty who elegantly contemplates death every day, one day fails in his suicide attempt but unexpectedly finds himself transported to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen.

Here—

His "No Longer Human" became the ultimate cheat code!

A cursed spirit? It'll vanish into thin air the moment you touch it!

A technique with no limits? It'll fail the moment you touch it!

Two-Faced Sukuna? The old man Sukuna screamed inside Itadori's body: "Get away from me! This madman is acting strange!!"

Gojo Satoru excitedly invited him, "Come be my teacher! Let's rule the world of jutsu together!"

Yuuji Itadori, his eyes sparkling, exclaimed, "Dazai-san! Teach me how to instantly kill a Super-grade Cursed Spirit!"

Fushiguro Megumi questioned her existence: "...Is this reasonable?"

Kugizaki Nobara went berserk: "Where did this cheater even come from?!"

And Dazai Osamu himself—

Sitting melancholy on the rooftop, gazing at the sunset, he sighed, "Alas... even suicide can't be left in peace."

The most insane invader of the sorcery world in history is about to overturn all the rules!

"Your passionate youth? Boring."

"Your lofty ideals? Ridiculous."

"Since you insist on keeping me alive... then let the world go mad with me."

(The characters are severely out of character!!!!!! Please do not enter if you mind)

Having transmigrated into the mythical figure of Gao Yao, he activated the Anti-Plot System; the more he influenced the plot, the greater the rewards he received.

They managed to infiltrate the Qin army first and rescue the Lü sisters.

He annihilated the remnants of the six kingdoms and became the Left Chancellor of the current dynasty.

He defeated Chen Sheng, destroyed Wu Guang, killed Liu Bang, and defeated Xiang Yu!

Swallow the elixir of immortality and establish a nation that lasts for eternity!

Chen Xing: Hey everyone, I really want to play Stellaris, but seeing aliens makes me nauseous. Is it still possible to get into it? Emperor: Yes, bro, you can! ---------------------------------- (ps: This story is based on the author's personal experience, with just a little embellishment (●'◡'●))

"Your Majesty," the newly crowned European emperor asked indignantly, "some believe your unification of Europe was merely a matter of luck. What is your response to this?" He continued, "They simply do not understand Napoleon. Without me, countless others would have become emperors or kings in Europe. I have saved the people of Europe!"

An ancestral Five Thunder Token allows one to travel to another world.

The Taoist techniques that cannot be cultivated or used in modern times can actually be used in another world!

Wouldn't that mean there's hope for immortality?

Gu Zhao discovered that although there are ghosts and demons in this world, there are also beautiful ghosts and alluring demons!

He remembered that the most famous Taoist magic spell was called...

Female college student Su Qing died in a car accident and traveled to the world of immortal cultivation.

The bad news: she was wearing one, and her pockets were cleaner than her face.

Good news: There are universities in the world of immortal cultivation, and she can apply for poverty subsidies and continue to be a female university student.

It seems that being a girl in the world of cultivating immortals is no different.

It's nothing more than morning exercises on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, practicing flying with a sword, reciting the Qingxin Sutra at 8am on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. On Sundays, I have to go to the window to get food and earn spirit stones. Pingling Fairy's marriage divination class is always unavailable, and Taoist Zhengyang's bodybuilding class is unpopular. I still can't fly more than 800 meters with a sword, and after class, I have to run to the cafeteria to eat.