You became a druid, but were reincarnated in the world of immortals.
You thought you were born in the wrong era, so you used [Wild Transformation·Dragon] to feel the power of calling the wind and rain, and transformed into [World Tree·Jianmu] to practice [Qingdi Changsheng Jing].
You used the Druid's [Sanctuary] to build your own dojo, and you used [Emerald Dream] to build your own mental world.
Finally, you planted the World Tree - you are the World Tree, and the world... is you!
In a world where the imperial court and the martial underworld coexist, Shen Yu transmigrates and becomes the magistrate of Bai’an County—armed with the Chivalrous Sign-In System.
As long as he upholds justice and walks the path of righteousness, he can sign in and receive extraordinary rewards.
From a humble county magistrate to a figure who shakes both the martial world and the imperial court, his journey is one of power, strategy, and unwavering justice!
Title Tags: Demon Slaying and Exorcism, Heart of Concrete (Metaphor for hardened heart), Slice of Life, Nonsensical/Absurd
"Daoist priest, my parents disapprove of every decision I make, I've been suppressed since childhood, and I've accomplished nothing."
Li You: "There are two things in your house that are suppressing you."
"Daoist priest, 'a step back opens up a vast sky,' how about you waive the incense money for me?"
Li You: "If I don't 'deal with you' today, my Daoist heart will be ruined."
...
[Universal Experience Points +10]
Spiritual energy is reviving, and powerful figures from different eras are gathering in the modern world, determined to seize divine positions and control the heavenly authority.
Li You knows he's just an ordinary person, guarding his Daoist temple, and diligently grinding experience points... Until one day, he gradually notices something's amiss.
"Wait, something's not right, how come all these gods and Buddhas, countless demons and monsters, can't even withstand my ordinary punch or a basic sword strike?"
In his previous life, he was a third-rate director who is now reborn in the 1990s as a 23 year-old genius director in America.
From that point on, titles like Hollywood's Box Office King, The World's Greatest Director, Major Shareholder of MGM, and Behind-the-Scenes Boss of Marvel, all began to be associated with him.
And his first movie choice was Saw...
Well, it's simply the story of a modern-day mediocre director stirring up a storm in the American entertainment industry.
(Long novel, slow-paced, family-oriented + private + daily life focus + OOC warning + minor timeline adjustments. If you mind these, please skip. The protagonist group remains strong, regrets are resolved, and the protagonist does not fall in love.)
Bad news: Jian Yun blew himself up in his sect, ended up in a godforsaken place, and picked up a sixteen-year-old boy who introduced himself as Tom Riddle.
Good news: Jian Yun has plenty of treasures in his ring—more than enough to make his family rich.
Later, Jian Yun became the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts and led the young wizards down an irreversible path to power.
Who was it that forced the school board to urgently ban sword flying over the castle?
Who made Professor Snape declare that using cauldrons to cook hot pot is strictly prohibited?
Who caused Hogwarts to forbid little wizards from using lightning magic on ghosts?
Who covered the castle in hidden weapons, turning Death Eaters into unwitting victims?
Riddle and the Savior stood together, sighing:
"Did someone else do this? How can they be so stupid?"
As a student, Voldemort accidentally developed schizophrenia. After an incident, he and his secondary personality split apart. Fifty years later, he returned in a new body—only to find another person had taken everything he once desired. But the one responsible for it all simply scoffed:
"A rat in the gutter doesn’t deserve love."
Tom asked him seriously:
"Can you teach me what it means to love someone?"
After the war, Lily and Ariana became best friends.
Dumbledore and Grindelwald argued over sweet vs. salty tofu pudding.
And Professor Snape? He simply added a spoonful of chili oil to his bowl.
(tried manually fixing translation issues in the desc, and I'm never doing it again, took me 15 mins lol)
Lu Jing travels to a time similar to the Song Dynasty. He originally thought that this place only had an additional martial arts world, but he never expected that beneath the martial arts world lies another unknown mysterious realm.
In order to solve the increasing troubles caused by the internal energy in his body, Lu Jing resolutely stepped through that door, only to find that the problem not only remained unsolved but seemed to have become even more serious.
Also known as "I Have Ten Thousand Swords to Break One Technique," "When I'm the Cauldron, I'm Serious," "I Can't Practice Anymore"
PS: Completed Books "Universe Infinite Canteen" "Work Prophet" "48 Hours a Day"
The Beijing courtyard house is the characteristic of an era and the beginning of a new life. When Zhou Zhiyuan, who understood the trajectory of history, walked into this courtyard house, his life in this era officially began.
"Yes, I am a 'vase'!
With good looks, why rely on talent? With shortcuts, why take the long way?
Acting, spending money, enjoying life."
Wang Hao inexplicably obtained a skill proficiency plug-in. The skill level that others need to practice hard for many years to reach, he only needs to rush his proficiency to reach a height that others cannot reach.
From then on, a little man living at the bottom of society began a different life trajectory, but he was used to keeping a low profile, and as his skill level became higher and higher, some magical functions began to appear, which made him, who wanted to keep a low profile, become more and more high-profile.
Wang Hao: When I am on the high-profile road and never come back, no skill is innocent!
In his previous life, Jiang Yuan, the king of the lottery, had everything except health and life.
After rebirth, he found himself participating in a reality show "What kind of life will you choose after a million dollars falls from the sky".
When the contestants of the same show all flew to big cities and started their entrepreneurial journey.
Only Jiang Yuan chose a nursing home in a small coastal town.
Jiang Yuan: "Front desk, let's get a five-year package first."
Front desk: "Okay, may I ask which elder of yours is it for?"
Jiang Yuan: "Not for the elder, but for myself, and I will pay the fee as if I can't take care of myself."
Front desk: "???"
Looking at Jiang Yuan lying in the nursing home with clothes and food provided for him, someone pushing the bed out to bask in the sun, playing cards with old men, and old ladies introducing him to a partner, the program team and the audience couldn't hold it anymore.
A million dollars fell from the sky, and you didn't work hard, but went to lie down in a nursing home?
Jiang Yuan: "Why do they go to big cities to fight for it?"
Program team: "Enjoy life!"
Jiang Yuan: "Am I not already enjoying life?"
Program team: "..."