Han Chen traveled to the continent of Teyvat a thousand years ago, took control of yin and yang and became Lingxiao Tai Chi Zhenjun. After traveling through the seven kingdoms, he chose to retire in Liyue Harbor and become a light novel writer.

[Daily + Main Story + Sweet + Excessive Sugar]

Zhongli: "From a common sense perspective, writing an autobiography like this will get you struck by lightning."

Wendy: "I'll treat you to some dandelion wine. Next time, write something more handsome for me. Hey hey."

Lei Movie: "You understand light novels."

"I Conquered the World of Desolation with the Geo Emperor in the Age of Demons" sold 100,000 copies in Liyue, prompting Keqing to bring the Dragon Roar in the Box to urge for updates.

The popular song "If You Are Trapped in a Windless Land" in Mondstadt made countless people cry in the middle of the night.

"General Baal Wants Me to Confess ~ The Gods' Love Brain War ~" has always been ranked first in the Inazuma "This Light Novel is Amazing" column.

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So far, Raiden Shin, Teppei, and Daichishuwang have been rescued...To be continued.

Note: This book has some secondary creation modifications, and Ying's personality tends to be secondary creation (trash).

Main storyline progress: Liyue - Inazuma - Lantern Festival - Fontaine - Rongcai Festival/Island - Nata - Xumi (in progress). If you don’t feel like the original story, you can fast forward directly from Inazuma to Xumi.

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"Life and death begin, and the cycle of yin and yang ends."

"The name of heaven and earth is Qiankun, and Lingxiao Tai Chi blooms."

【Reincarnation】【They regretted it】

Two thousand years ago, Ron protected Liyue for that woman, but died in that woman's arms.

Five hundred years ago, Ron was ruthlessly expelled by Lei Dianying in order to correct Lei Dianying's mistakes.

Fifty years ago, Ron vowed to protect Fernina all his life, but was accused by Fernina herself and dissolved in the primordial fetal sea.

Fifty years later, Funina was relieved of her burden.

Looking back on the past, there is always a figure lingering in my mind, and tears flood my eyes again and again.

Meeting again after fifty years, Funina was filled with joy:

"Captain Ron, you, you're so lucky to be alive."

"Ron is dead. You accused him yourself. Ms. Funina, please don't bother me anymore."

Ron shook off Furninha and turned to hold the other woman's hand.

Learn that Ron has returned.

In Liyue, that woman cried with joy...

In Inazuma, Lei Yingdian sat in the castle tower, tears welling up in his eyes...

In Nata...

In the winter...

Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.

But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!

[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]

From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!

Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."

The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.

Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.

The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!

When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.

Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:

"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."

"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."

"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"

He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!

[Transmigrated into a walnut, I've cracked!]

When I woke up, I found myself to be the most "underworld" worker in Teyvat—the head of the Hall of Rebirth, Walnut!

I thought I would experience the joy of selling coffins, but I found that the account books in the hall were red with blood!

The culprit turned out to be their own guest, Zhongli:

✔️ Buying antiques in the street just for a vase? "This item carries the weight of time, it's worth it."

✔️ Pair your bracelet with a chalcedony box? "Elegance is revealed when objects are in harmony."

✔️ They even want to take over the ruins of the Jade Pavilion to turn it into a souvenir shop? Ningguang: "??? Do you have any manners?!"

In order to save the long-established funeral business from bankruptcy, the owner of this hall was forced to resort to some unconventional measures.

{Original God}+{Daily Life}+{Live Broadcast}+{Second Dimension}+{Broken Iron}

Oh my god, I just wanted to buy a Walnut figurine, but I received Walnut herself.

Name: Walnut

Height: 150cm

Weight: 40kg

Measurements: No more

Price: 0.1 yuan

Delivery method: same day delivery.

Tang Yu traveled to a parallel world and became an unboxing anchor.

Since there was nothing special about the unboxing, it has been lukewarm.

After much thought, he decided to unbox the life-size figure, the two-dimensional beautiful girl yyds, which is the same in any parallel world.

Who knew that I could buy real walnuts for only 0.1 yuan.

The two looked at each other, both with confused expressions.

Walnut: Master...you'd better give me an explanation.

Tang Yu: Um...how about I wait until Barbara and March Seventh arrive and then I’ll explain it to you all?

Many years later,

Tang Yu, who leads the two-dimensional beautiful girls, travels across the gaming and entertainment circles. When facing the interview with the reporter, he said:

"Don't worry about me, I will take good care of them for you."

Netizen: "Draw your sword! You bastard!"

Daily life of running a shop:

When Zhongli held the spicy hot pot and exclaimed, "This flavor is worthy of being included in the Immortal Banquet Recipes of the Glazed Pavilion!"

Wendy, holding up her milk tea, signed a 'lifetime membership agreement'.

Nasida squatted in front of the milk tea machine, swinging her toes: "The shopkeeper's fairy tale picture books are a million times more interesting than the Void Terminal~"

Even the usually aloof Gan Yu, holding the osmanthus wine, asked softly, "Could...could you mix this wine for me again?"

The most amazing one was Yae no Miko, who twirled her fox ears and handed over a piece of paper: "Draw a fox demon fanfic for me. If you draw it well... I'll let you touch my ears."

Even the water goddess Frynn came to the shop every day to urge him to update his book, "Teyvat Love Notes"!

On the day the fish was boiled, Ying squatted in the Liyue Cloud Sea with a bowl in her arms. After eating three bowls, she blushed and said, "This taste is more eternal than the Three-Colored Dumplings."

Then one day, the system suddenly prompted: 'The Heavenly Law Seal has been detected to be loosening. The host needs to gather the power of the Seven Gods to break through the dimensional veil...'

This time, it's not Teyvat saving the world, but Earth and the gods going head-to-head!

Time travel, system, Genshin Impact, slice-of-life, multiple female protagonists... The synopsis is too weak... If you're interested, please read the main text.

[Lighthearted] + [Slice of Life] + [Sweet!] + [No Cuts] Enjoy!

"Back in the day, as the most powerful Daedric Lord on the continent of Teyvat, I could punch Morax and kick the heavens."

"Xiaoyue, stop saying that, it's embarrassing!"

"I wasn't lying, sister... mmm!!"

"Uh... I'm sorry, that's just one of my sister's flaws."

Chu Yue, who had been asleep for five hundred years, opened her eyes and found that the place where she originally lived had changed. Fortunately, she met a warm and friendly older sister.

What interesting things will happen to our Chu Yue and the various strange and wonderful things on the continent of Teyvat? Stay tuned!

【Relaxed + Daily + Funny +】

Because Lin Xuan's face was too dark, he was bound to the system and gained the ability to invite the original god character to visit the real world.

Funina: I want to play Genshin Impact, let me play Genshin Impact quickly!

Hu Tao: Huh? I see your forehead is black, you must be dying soon. Become my client!

Ying: Is it really okay for me to cook?

Klee: Brother Lin Xuan, Klee still wants to go to the park to fry fish, please~

From then on, Lin Xuan lived a ridiculous but happy life!

[Main storyline + original slice-of-life scenes + filling in the gaps]

[Rating just released, will rise later]

Thanks for the invitation. I was born into Teyvat and have no elemental power.

Chen Mo lived as an ordinary person in Liyue Harbor for 20 years, until finally, after the blond-haired guy hooked up her emergency food, she awakened her Stand system—

You can unlock your Stand ability by increasing the girls' affection for you!

Walnut: "I've done some calculations, and you're lacking wood in your five elements, and you're missing me in your destiny!"

Complete Walnut's strategy to unlock the Stand "Gold Experience".

Fufu: "After five hundred years of performances, I've finally waited for you before the curtain falls..."

Achieve the perfect ending in Fontaine Island to unlock the Stand "King Crimson".

After that, Teyvat was transformed into a different art style by strange war cries.

What abyssal monster?! Ora!

What? A single, unexpected strike? No way!

You're saying that Tenri is also a target for romance?

Now I have no choice but to use my invincible "Platinum Star World Requiem Beyond Heaven"!!

Meng Xing, after a second time travel, arrives in Teyvat with a maxed-out combat account, expressing his desire for a retirement life free to do as he pleases! Follow your heart, focusing on achieving enlightenment through a single thought! The regrets of the Liyue immortals? Make amends! Resurrect my... ugh. Guizhong, the immortals, the Yakshas, ​​the Great Compassion Tree King, your souls have returned! Return when I tell you to. Break the game with violence, focusing on a no-holds-barred approach. Winter? Monsters? Abyss? Heaven's law? Too lazy to even think about it!