Gu Zian was hit by a dump truck and brought to India, and he turned into a cow.

If it was anywhere else, he would never accept it, but the place he traveled to was India.

In this magical country, cows live better than most people. In Tianzhu, cows are the incarnation of gods.

One day, when he was wandering around the streets, an Indian man with his sick child knelt down in front of him and kowtowed, and a strange prompt sound suddenly rang in his ears.

[Power of Faith +1]

[Obtain Primary Healing Skills]

At this time, Gu Zian found that he seemed to be able to really turn into a god.

Many years later, when Gu Zian was lying in a magnificent temple, with a beautiful girl serving him, countless Indian officials and wealthy businessmen knelt down outside, just to ask for a bubble of his cow urine.

A Sigma man's hilarious (?) daily life

Content: Urban setting with multiple female protagonists and superpowers

Hi everyone, this is Talking Principles~ Today I'm bringing you something you've all wanted to see: tsundere, yandere, innocent, and cunning—it's all here! Hurry up and watch! If you don't watch, I'll...I'll...kneel down and beg you to watch QAQ

Whether it's hunter weapons or elf equipment, our store can forge them all! Want to kill the ancient dragon with one sword? sure! As long as you have no shame, our store has a powerful equipment that will explode all over your body after using it, but can kill powerful enemies instantly! Want to knock the beast away with one hammer? We also have Pokémon equipment specifically for Giant Forge! I guarantee that I can knock out the beast’s leftover food with one hammer! Want more powerful equipment? Our shop can also forge exclusive awakening equipment! It is not a dream at all to let the hunter use the Golden Lion's fighting spirit and let the giant forger use the Sub-Sky Split! Our store's slogan has always been: The greater the power, the greater the price! There is nothing you can't think of that our shop can't forge! ..............Early maps: Monster Hunter - Flame Village, Pokémon - Alola region. I will go to Monster Hunter later...

In the lush green world of football, geniuses rise one after another. The golden generation of the 70s takes its final bow. Messi bursts onto the scene, aiming for the throne. At the Theatre of Dreams, Cristiano Ronaldo undergoes a dazzling transformation, radiating dominance and charisma! Countless young talents emerge, each commanding their own spotlight. From China, a young boy named Xiao En trains diligently and ventures across Europe, repeatedly breaking records and creating miracles. One day, looking back, he finds his footprints engraved in the epic of legends. Unyielding and fearless, he challenges the world!

The first thing her childhood sweetheart does after becoming a rich woman is to force you, who is now penniless, to marry into her wealthy family.

"Marry me, and you can live in luxury cars and villas whenever you want."

No need for work and housework

Five-figure change every day

If you want children, I'll have enough for you.

Only after Xu Musen accepted this offer without hesitation did he discover the yandere and twisted controlling side of his childhood sweetheart…

An unexpected event gave Xu Musen a second chance at life.

When faced with Qingmei feeding him again, Xu Musen refused to eat a single bite!

In this life, fill your wallet and stay away from rich women!

Xu Musen: "Sorry, but I'm the kind of man you can never have no amount of money in this lifetime!"

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Note: My previous book, "Rebirth: I Will Never Be a Simp," is a high-quality work that is slash-free, non-toxic, and utterly depressing! I guarantee it will keep you up at night with its sweetness, so please feel free to read it.

[Lighthearted humor + memes + satisfying story]

Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, and is invited to participate in a live variety show.

A worshipper asked, "Master, I can't let her go, what should I do?"

Fang Yang: "She's your nemesis!"

Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, I've discovered a large tomb, would you like to come along?"

Fang Yang: "No, I can't handle those government agencies."

Pilgrim: "What mechanism?"

Fang Yang: "The public security organs!"

Pilgrim: "Master, is it permissible for monks to swear?"

Fang Yang: "Swearing makes you feel clear-headed, but bottling it up makes your heart dirty!"

"Let me tell you, some people are destined to be cursed. Cursing them is doing them a favor, a great act of merit!"

A worshipper asked, "Master, I hate my teachers in school and my boss at work. What should I do?"

Fang Yang: "You have the countenance of an emperor!"

A netizen commented: "The Taoist priest once told me that the greatest act of good deeds in life is to forgive others for any mistakes. I was listening to him with great interest when he told me that he couldn't do it!"

A netizen commented: "Last time I chatted with the Taoist priest, I asked him what the saying 'If I hear the Tao in the morning, I can die content in the evening' means. He replied, 'If I ask for directions to your house in the morning, I'll kill you tonight!'"

Although Luo Qingci knew that her name sounded like that of a female protagonist in an ancient romance novel, she never expected that one day she would actually transmigrate into a cultivation novel.

What made her even more helpless was that she wasn't dressed as the female lead, but as the female lead's cannon fodder master.

This cultivation novel is a typical female-centric story, but the female lead isn't human; she's a dragon. Set against the backdrop of irreconcilable conflict between humans and dragons, the female lead suffers terribly at the hands of humans in the early stages, is cheated on by the male lead, and ultimately becomes corrupted and destroys the cultivation world.

The female protagonist's master, Huai Zhujun, slaughtered her entire family, leaving only an egg, right at the beginning of the story. Later, he continued to do all sorts of stupid things to humiliate the clueless female protagonist who had just become his disciple. In the end, her spiritual roots were destroyed, her immortal bones were extracted, and she died without a complete corpse.

When Luo Qingci passed through, she was petrified when she saw the blood all over the ground and a dark, ugly, egg-shaped object.

Is it too late for her to boil the egg now?

After a long while, the female lead said: "Master, aren't you the dragon-slaying demon god? Why did you forget about me?"

Luo Qingci: Your eggs are too ugly.

Female lead: Master, I love your humiliated look.

Luo Qingci: That's too perverted.

Female lead: Master, I like you. Do you like me even a little bit?

Luo Qingci: I'm not stupid.

Female lead: ...

A cynical and ruthless disciple versus a seemingly cold but warm-hearted master. This story is also known as "When Will the Master Reveal His True Identity?" and "My Master and I Unmasked."

Content Tags: Strong protagonists, devoted love, past life, present life, transmigration into a book

Main characters: Ruan Li, Luo Qingci

In short: She is the most important person to me, always has been.

Theme: The most shining aspect of humanity is compassion.

Lin Lang, who worked hard for ten years, was reaped the benefits for his whole life just because he bought a house in Shanghai. His tens of millions of assets were locked up, and he was even rejected in the blind date market because his parents had no pension and he was not a local.

And those elementary school, junior high school, and high school classmates who stayed in the county town were all beautiful and had happy families.

Reborn in 2018, Lin Lang has only one goal: to catch the last chance for class advancement in the county...

"Do you understand the value of the last wave of Brahmins in the county?"

[Jinyang Little Princess Li Mingda's Daily Life + Double Wear + No System + Small Group Pet + Princess Changle! ]

A space-time mirror connecting the Tang Dynasty and the 21st century initiated a space-time collision between the little Princess Jinyang and Xiao Ran.

In the cold winter of the Tang Dynasty, the little princess had a heating pad, a hot water bottle, thermal underwear, a down jacket, a sweater...

As a foodie, various candies, cakes, and milk tea snacks are naturally indispensable.

Potatoes, corn, sweet potatoes, these things that did not belong to the Tang Dynasty appeared in the Tang Dynasty.

Little Princess: My dear, I want seven and a half!

Little Princess: Okay, these are all okay! Little Uncle is okay too!

Li Lizhi: Call me brother-in-law!

Little Princess: My brother-in-law is also a jerk!

Li Lizhi: Do you know why I call you brother-in-law?

[No system] + [No rebirth] + [Single female lead] + [Childhood sweethearts] + [Sweet and romantic daily life]

Chen Wenshi unexpectedly discovers that the school beauty who transferred to the school is actually her long-lost childhood sweetheart, Song Caixi.

When they were young, Chen Wenshi's parents specially asked Song Caixi to take care of him. Now, they're actually asking Song Caixi to take care of him again!

"Xiao Wenzi, it's been five years since I last saw you. You've changed quite a bit, but that's alright. I'll reshape you back to your original self."

"If you can't finish your food, you can eat my leftovers too."

"There's leftover brown sugar ginger tea. You'd better finish it in front of me."

"Little Caixi, do you really want me to eat the food you've already eaten?"

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"Xiao Wenwen, if you smell like another girl, then you'd better get ready to spend three days in my closet smelling like me."

"You must never have any intimate contact with any girl other than me."

"You must never have any ambiguous relationship with any girl other than me."

"Cai'er, are you trying to control me?"

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"My boyfriend, who said he liked being bossed around by me the most? And who said he couldn't live without me?"

“Carry me on your back. The year you grew taller than me, you said you would be my mount for life.”

"Who was it that said at eight years old that they wanted to be my lifelong prisoner when they grew up?"

"My girlfriend, I'm sure of it, you are controlling of me."

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One afternoon, Chen Wenshi walked out of the study with a letter in his hand and came to the living room. He looked at Song Caixi on the sofa, held up the letter, and said with a soft laugh, "Wife, so you had planned this all along."