I've been transported to Hawkins, the town from Stranger Things, and become Will's brother, Jonathan Byers. This America is too dangerous; horror stories unfold everywhere, and the sweet air is thick with evil. The neighboring town is Silent Hill, with a street called Oak Street, home to the Shining Hotel. I've heard there's a cabin in the woods beyond town. Legend has it that deep in the forest lies a fairytale town inhabited by vampires and young wolves, while Jason and Voldemort lurk outside. From time to time, demons from hell invade the world, aliens are always causing trouble on Independence Day, and Thanos, the head of the Space Office, is willing to snap his fingers—if you're unlucky, you'll be vaporized to dust. Luckily, I have a Dungeon Fighter Online (DNF) game system with me, allowing me to become a professional exorcist and form an exorcist alliance. I've gathered Constantine, Johnny Depp, Van Helsing, Nick Wilde, and the Ancient One. Everyone, don't fight over this monster; let me kill it! I'm super strong… If you, fellow readers, find "This Stranger Things is a Bit Cold" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ groups and Weibo!

Good news: Lin Wansheng, currently struggling with college applications in New York's Chinatown in 2025, awakens a system. Bad news: This system seems a century too late, firmly believing he's a miner from Stonespring in 1885. Thus, he's forced to perform ancient tasks like "talking to Westerners" and "sparring." But he discovers that the [Physical Tempering] he gains from completing these tasks makes him unstoppable on the football field! When the power of mining is used for collisions, and the agility for dodging rocks is used for tackling, he transforms from a benchwarmer into a star quarterback who shocks the nation! Lin Wansheng doesn't have any grand ambitions to defy fate; he simply finds that life seems to have been suddenly switched to an easy mode by this system, over a hundred years overdue.

Matthew: Thanks for the invitation. I'm in Los Angeles, just got off the time machine. Feeling great, getting ready to draw my gun. Free America, shooting every day. Matthew, an undercover LAPD officer, sacrifices himself and travels to a parallel America, becoming an LAPD trainee patrolman, bound to the Punisher System, bringing a jolt of justice to the free-spirited America, helping the people of 2003 Los Angeles recall the dashing style of the Western era's most ruthless gunslingers. Police lights on, carefree; as long as you're bold, seven days off a week; two shots to the chest, one to the head, even Jesus would shake his head. "Matthew, do you ever doubt that you're actually a bad guy?" "I never doubt it. This city needs bad guys; only we can keep the real scum out." Pray to God for mercy; I'm only responsible for liberation.

The successful Song Heqing came to an unknown world, with a divorce agreement in front of him.

At that time, he wrote down his name without hesitation, until the word "Daddy" sounded, which made him dumbfounded for a moment.

He actually became a father just like that?

He didn't want to pay any attention to her, but the four-year-old girl was so cute.

It would be fine if it was just a daughter, but the inexplicable "assistance system" is even more ridiculous.

There is actually an orange grand prize in it, which means "being among the immortals". Who can bear this?

Although he felt that the probability of winning this thing was no less than winning six red balls and one blue ball, and the order could not be changed.

But he couldn't resist the temptation.

But... the first task was to deliver food, which made Song Heqing doubt this thing...

When a person is lucky enough to return to the 1928 New York Mets, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Matthew Ludwig didn’t want to find the answer to that question, leaving only “a time that really is a time of love and hate” that reverberates in the snow.

[No defection + no conspiracy theory + best actor + relaxed + not perfect moral cleanliness, watch with caution]

"Is there anyone in Konoha Village who is stronger than me?"

The Fifth Hokage Tsunade shook her head: "No."

"Is there anyone in Konoha Village who has greater achievements than me?"

Tsunade continued to shake her head: "No."

"Is there anyone in Konoha Village who is more powerful than me?"

Tsunade looked troubled: "...No."

Uchiha Sasuke crossed his arms, with the heirs of various families standing behind him, and said to the Fifth Hokage: "Konoha can be what it is today, thanks to me. Now, not only Konoha is mine, but you are mine too!"

[No system + immortality + invincible + satisfying read + lighthearted and humorous + sixth brother + daily life]

Gu Beichen transmigrated to the vast and boundless world of cultivation, but was trapped under Mount Buzhou for 100,000 years.

He dreamt of traveling across the Nine Provinces, overlooking the world, and behind the scenes, he single-handedly created the forbidden land of immortality at Buzhou Mountain.

Ten thousand years ago, he taught a generation of desolate emperors who swept across the six directions!

Eighty thousand years ago, he single-handedly raised the Human Emperor and brought about the great prosperity of the human race!

Thirty thousand years ago, the Qin Emperor angrily shook Mount Buzhou, intending to become a rebellious disciple.

Ten thousand years have passed. Mount Buzhou collapsed, ushering in an era of great strife. Gu Beichen, who was already invincible, was finally able to descend the mountain.

I, Gu Beichen, am content with my fate and cherish the simple pleasures of life; I dislike fighting and killing.

You'd better not mess with me.

After all, my disciple has the potential to become an emperor!

She transmigrated and became a maid in a marquis's mansion.

She married a scholar, opened a shop, made money, brought good fortune to her husband, and fought against the worst people.

To become a noblewoman envied by all.

An Rugu just graduated from university and returned to her small, mountain village to inherit a rundown Daoist temple.

The Daoist temple is simple and solemn, but there are no visitors, and there is no money for incense.

She heard that doing livestreams can earn money, so she decided to give it a try.

But her livestream isn’t singing and dancing—she tells fortunes.

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A divination livestream appeared on the Shark streaming platform, and the netizens who saw it dismissed it at first.

[It’s 2021, and there are still people who practice feudal superstition.] [Look at you, you scam artist.]

But soon enough, the comments changed completely.

[Ah, master, you said my head was a little green, and my boyfriend who has been with me for ten years really cheated on me!]

[Master, you said that I was facing a bloody disaster. Thank you, master, for saving my life.]

After becoming popular, An Rugu somehow took over the task of promoting the Netherworld and became its spokesperson to the living.

Livestream divination to the living during the day—live attraction for ghosts at night.

[My grandpa came to me in a dream and told me to burn more paper money, so he can reward the streamer with dream money. Damn, the Netherworld really exists?!”]

[F*ck! The thief cried and returned the money to me after seeing the appearance of Hell in the livestream. He said he doesn’t want to go to Hell in the future.]

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Slice of life—except that An Rugu’s daily life consists of livestream divinations, conversing with denizens of the Netherworld, and running a halfway home for ghosts who don’t want to reincarnate yet.

Oh, and she also manages a small Daoist temple atop a pretty mountain with a magnificent view of the sky, rising through the clouds.

"This is the farm your grandfather left for you. Now choose a Pokémon you want."

As he spoke, Lewis took out three Poké Balls.

…

The person standing before you now is the richest man in Kalos, the head of the largest Pokémon breeding facility in Kalos, the supplier of 80% of all food ingredients, the League Champion, and the World Champion of the Eight Masters Tournament—Ron of Pelican Town!!