Gu Yunjiao, the eldest young lady of a medical family, was reborn with a pharmacy and became a village girl who failed in Chongxi.

Her father is missing, her mother is a crybaby, her in-laws are the star of her death, and there is a mischievous femininity next to her.

Not having a good day.

Fortunately, her mother-in-law is sturdy, her younger siblings are strong, and her family is very supportive of her.

Her mother-in-law made an agreement with her to observe the festival for three years, and then set her free.

Three years later, she is already a well-known god of medicine, and she is very rich.

She packed up and prepared to go to freedom. The big one cried and the little one screamed. A certain handsome man hugged her and said, “Don’t go! You look at people’s bodies, and you have to be responsible to them.”

Gu Yunjiao snapped her fingers: “When I was treating my illness, I saw men ranging from 100 to 80.”

Someone gagged her, “They’re all sick, only I’m a man.”

Later, there was a legend in the capital that the young and handsome Lord Shoufu was afraid when he heard that.

Who are you asking about? Isn’t it just a three-year-old dumpling in the family of Lord Shoufu?

Starting as a Taoist priest, is it boring to meditate and practice every day?

But Wang Ping is not worried at all, because he not only has a guide to practice, but also a progress bar!

[Changchun Gong: Practice 5 times a day effectively, and you can feel the energy in three years. (Progress 32/100, today's progress 0/5)]

A programmer who died from overwork traveled to another world and became a young wizard. He happily promoted Earth culture and learned magic. In this other world, he could finally be called a top student. He lived a relaxed and leisurely life.

(Multiple female protagonists + famine years + hunting in the mountains + pet animals + picking up intelligence leaks + widows paying for their love + female educated youth paying for their love + others eating wild vegetables and tree bark while I bring my whole family to show off my meat!)

In the famine era when two pounds of corn flour could buy a young girl, the fiancée asked for a dowry of 100 yuan and a "three-turn and one-ring"!

Li Lang, who was blinded by lard in his previous life, forced his father to sell blood and finally got the beauty back.

After the marriage, the beautiful wife revealed her true colors as a "brother-supporting demon" and forced Li Lang to put his fingerprints on the divorce certificate. She also asked his two younger brothers to beat Li Lang until he became a cripple...

When I think about how I ruined my health because of selling blood, and how my dad got killed by a wild boar...

The second sister who married an alcoholic and committed suicide by jumping into the lake due to domestic violence...

The little sister who went to the mountains to pick wild vegetables was torn apart by wolves...

Li Lang became depressed and sick, on his 60th birthday...

He is the youngest richest person in the world!

It is also the global computer and internet superpower!

Starting with 3-nanometer chips, we're dominating the world.

It punches Qualcomm and MediaTek, and kicks Apple and Taiji Electronics.

Several major tech giants have all fallen at his feet!

Chips, lithography machines, industrial software... whatever foreign countries monopolize, Ango will make!

A few years later.

ASML: "I've only been in charge for a few years, how come I've suddenly been replaced? The lithography machine is already obsolete?"

Free Federation: "I have made many mistakes, but the biggest mistake was sanctioning the Great Xia chip industry and provoking that madman An Ge."

Looking back.

Before anyone knew it, Ango had become the world's dominant power!

Two years ago, Li Ze, who was worth trillions of yuan, chose to retire; and farm and fish in the mountains every day. That day, a drunken girl went to the wrong room.

Two years later, the girl who went to the wrong room suddenly came to the door with her twin daughters. Li Ze didn't expect that this girl was a popular actress, Reba. Reba, who originally just wanted to find someone to take care of the child, changed the lives of herself and her daughter because of this action. From that day on, Reba found that her originally bumpy career had become extremely smooth.

Reba: "Daughter, tell mom the truth, is your father really a fish seller?"

Lin Zhi, who was about to achieve financial freedom, was suddenly struck down by the system and broke his back. There was no way he could work, so he could only rely on playing games to achieve his goal of living a carefree retirement life at the age of 35.

When Zhiyue's first game was released, people didn't think much of it. There are many designers who are only good for a short time. But when they came out with Terraria, Subnautica, Hollow Knight, the indie game circle had already sounded the bells of a new king's coronation.

Until then, everyone thought Zhiyue was just a slightly better independent game studio, until they released Dark Souls.

Many game companies were left with only one thought: Can this thing really be called an independent game studio?!

Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.