[The Analects + Hilarious + Dark + Relaxed + Brother Zheng + Seizing Bamboo Shoots + Not Doing Anything]
Qin Feng inexplicably traveled back to the time before the Qin Dynasty unified the six kingdoms, and was overheard by Qin Shi Huang.
So the two of them started their funny daily battle of wits and courage.
"Qin Feng, let me ask you, what does it mean that a man should not talk about strange things?"
"The Master doesn't want to talk to you, and he'll use his strange strength to beat you unconscious!"
"If I hear the truth in the morning, I can die in the evening."
"If I knew the way to your house in the morning, I would go there and kill you in the evening."
“.......”
The introduction is weak, please refer to the main text for details.
"That year, I saw the students of Class B slumped in their chairs, sobbing uncontrollably. That scene is unforgettable. At that moment, I thought, if I could become the class president of Class B, I would lead Class B to victory!" "So, Ichinose, let me be the class president of Class B." "No, Uesugi-kun, you're too radical." "Ichinose, you'll regret this!" "Uesugi, I am the class president of Class B." *Slap!*... "Hmph, naive Ichinose, do you think I can't do anything if you don't agree? Shibata, notify Kanzaki to prepare to close the net!" "Uh, um, Uesugi—" "Shut up, Shibata, this time we must act quickly. Before Ichinose can react, expel them from school. I want to see who can stop me this time." After a while, "The wind on the rooftop is so strong..." "Uesugi, come down quickly, I will never reveal your plans to Ichinose again." "You write it down!!"
Chen Li travels to a parallel world, but unexpectedly participates in a professional challenge competition.
They even drew the most difficult profession on the show: director!
Are you making a movie?
However, there is no funding, no actors have been cast, and no script yet...
Seeing that the entire internet was laughing at him, Chen Li decided to give these viewers a shock.
No script? Then write your own!
No equipment? Filmed entirely with a mobile phone!
No actors? Let's recruit one from the film academy!
At first, the audience was still laughing, until they saw that Chen Li did not spend a penny, and took a group of people to shoot the movie in a small forest in just one day, and then released it online and reaped hundreds of millions of box office revenue.
The audience was dumbfounded: making a movie without spending a single penny?! What the hell?!
The production team was exasperated: He earns more money casually than the prize money, what's the point of even taking on the challenge?!
The film industry is shocked: Stop it! We've never seen a movie made like this before!
Chen Li: Ah, that's it? This is just the beginning!!
I've transmigrated? Then I'll live again. I've become a little loli? Then I can conquer the world! Games, livestreaming, celebrity, detective, school, romance. What exactly am I? A student? A streamer? I'm the all-powerful, cutest little loli, haha!
Jiang Yuebai unexpectedly travels to a parallel world and is forced to form a band.
Two best friends who are as close as brothers, and four girls with very different personalities.
They gradually transformed from an unknown band into a world-renowned legendary band.
From concerts with tens of thousands of singers singing along, to rock and electronic music in open-air parks, to traditional Chinese music concerts at famous historical sites, to timeless masterpieces atop mountains, this band has created one unforgettable musical spectacle after another with its ever-growing influence.
[Date-based + Sweet Romance + Space-themed + Both leads are virgins + Love at First Sight + Scumbag Revenge + Overwhelming Possessiveness + Capitalist Heiress + Romantic Male Lead + No Poverty Alleviation, No Mary Sue/Saintly Figure]
[A delicate, pampered girl from the cultivation world versus a rough, obsessive man with superpowers—their mutual pampering is so sweet it's almost sickening!]
Warning: This is a lighthearted, sweet romance novel set in a fictional world with a lot of internal monologues. The physical ages of the male and female leads are not relevant! This is important, so I'll say it three times: the soul ages of the male and female leads are extremely high—one is a cultivator, and the other is over a hundred years old from a post-apocalyptic world. Their ages are not based on their physical ages after transmigrating! If you mind this, please read elsewhere!
Princess Ruan Tang of the Beast Taming Sect was affected by the aftermath of someone else's tribulation and was transported to the 1960s, where she was reborn as a sickly and pitiful woman. Her scumbag brother ran off with the family fortune and left her to die in the ancestral home.
With a wave of her hand, Ruan Tang summoned a spiritual spring to extend her life, and a treasure-hunting rat paved the way, allowing them to plunder all of Scumbag Brother's wealth overnight! They were so greedy, they even destroyed his ancestral tombs and secret chambers!
With a fortune of hundreds of millions, she went to the countryside to cultivate immortality, wanting only to be a lazy, rich woman.
Unexpectedly, she became entangled with a cold and rough man full of secrets. The man's eyes were wild and lustful, making her weak in the waist and legs.
"Tangtang, don't leave me, I'll give you my life."
During the day, he used his mental energy to keep a constant eye on her, wishing he could be attached to her forever.
That night, he held her in his arms, his burning chest pressed against her back, and coaxed in a hoarse voice, "Tangtang, give me another kiss."
Ruan Tang was held in his arms, kissed until her legs went weak, and her face turned red: You scoundrel, you must be a vixen in disguise!
[A spoiled, pampered second-generation heiress versus a cunning, love-struck superpowered man; both are virgins who pamper each other—see how he spoils his little wife rotten!]
After the college entrance examination, Qian Quan was about to confess his feelings to his goddess, but he watched helplessly as she was snatched away by his rich classmate.
At this moment, he awakened the "Like father, like son" system.
[Ding! The system has detected that your father has received a 3,000 yuan reward. You are hereby awarded 30,000 yuan!]
[Ding! The system has detected that your father is practicing Wing Chun. You are hereby awarded the Grandmaster-level Wing Chun!]
[Ding! The system detected that your father made a game-winning shot in the school basketball game. You are rewarded with professional-level basketball skills!]
...
Huh?
Dad, please try a little harder! It's better to push yourself than to push the kids!
Batman: You mean you only kept one trump card and secret from your close friends and family, and you didn't even have an insurance plan for them? Emperor: You mean that when the Xenomorphs launched an invasion against you, given your ability, you didn't commit genocide? Sasuke: You mean you've lost countless compatriots, yet you didn't even have a thought for escalating the revenge? Everyone: Then you're definitely a dove spy! "?" The only hawk in the Land of Light, now subjected to slander and questioning, slowly typed a question mark in the chat group.
[Light Hundred] [Playing with Memes]
I've heard that a 30-year-old great magician will become a sage in another world.
He didn't become a sage, but he did develop a chuunibyou (delusional) system.
Renia didn't have excessive sympathy; she was simply willing to take in the beautiful young girl in distress.
I thought it would be like those multi-female protagonist novels, becoming the "philanthropic" king of my imagination, but something just doesn't feel right.
How did the love I imagined evolve into kinship and friendship that transcends romantic love?
Reborn in 1962, Yang Jianguo finds himself in the world of "Full House of Love." Realizing reality, he only wants to stay away from trouble and live a peaceful life. A wife, children, a warm bed, and a heart full of love—this is the life he envisions! PS: This book focuses on everyday life and isn't overly violent. If you're looking for action, this is not the place.