“In a land far to the east, there exists a strange store that has rejected a three Michelin star rating multiple times.
The prices are expensive. A combo set of soup and egg fried rice costs 288 RMB. Oh, I forgot it also includes a side dish of pickles. Even so, very many people line up to wait.
That place does not accept reservations. It only lets in people who are waiting in line there. Countless people make special trips to line up there. Of course, there’s nowhere to park planes or cars.
Their service is so terrible, the customers have to serve their own dishes and grab their own bowls and chopsticks, and they even have to wipe down their own tables! God, the boss is simply crazy.”
—《 Michelin Gourmet Magazine》
A secret service agent traverses through another dimension and ends up transmigrating into the body of a peasant girl in Ancient China. One day, a rat pops out of her portable dimension claiming that there were eleven other supreme beings just as powerful as it is. The impoverished, hungry and dizzy Li Bailian (White Lotus on a Plum Branch) knew that her fortune had finally changed for the better!
The small peasant girl’s name is Li Bailian, a girl who possesses a gentle-looking exterior but is actually tough as nails on the inside (IDIOM). Everyone in the village says that the five girls of the Li family are the most pitiful and are mistreated all day long. The outrageous grandfather, grandmother, younger and eldest uncle can’t control this overbearing little girl, so they conspire to sell her and her family into s*avery.
Neighboring countries discovered that the great Han Kingdom have started to experience numerous, ominous disasters:
Somewhere, on the eve before the earthquake, rats suddenly flooded the streets and ran rampant (IDIOM), only to bite those who were staying in their houses! Later, when the earthquake collapsed the homes, the commoners proclaimed that the Rat Immortal had descended!
Locusts were wreaking widespread havoc in the countryside, leaving the commoners in a panic. Out of nowhere, a flock of chickens appeared and the locusts suddenly were on the verge of extinction….
A nearby country had no food left in their granaries and plotted to steal supplies from the great Han Kingdom. Suddenly, the enemy army’s leading general was bitten to death by a snake that seemed to have popped out of thin air!
Li Bailian was framed by others while she was unconscious. When she awoke, the Old Emperor and his wife were preparing to run, his pale, disheveled appearance was that of one who had seen great upheaval.
“Daughter-in-Law, you’re awake? One of my sons has rebelled, Hua’ er thought you were going to die so he left without a second thought. I’ve thrown off our pursuers, let’s quickly escape!”
“What’s that on your clothes?” Bailian asked, seeing the dragon on the Old Emperor’s robe.
“Ah, daughter-in-law this design is just meant to fool people, there isn’t really…”
And before the last of the Emperor’s words could be sounded out, a lustrous, silvery dragon hurtled out, lightning flashing and thunder roaring, suddenly flying towards the enemy troops…
(chronological text + male and female mutual pet + warm pastoral)
A certain woman looked proud: benefactor, what are you missing, I can fulfill your wish!
A certain man smiled: I just happen to be missing a daughter-in-law, so let me show you my life-saving grace!
A certain woman is secretly proud: This is possible!
So the lucky Muyi people took their family to start the road to get rich and go to a well-off society!
**
The Muyi people, who wanted to travel abroad to reward themselves, suffered a plane crash into the sea with great luck.
Unexpectedly, wearing the sea, he actually crossed time and space and came to a parallel era.
Living in a difficult period when you have just experienced the baptism of famine, you have not enough food and clothing, and you have become a black household who can’t walk even an inch?
Fortunately, she was picked up by a simple and honest man.
But in this era of lack of food and drink, and material scarcity, how to break it?
Surprisingly, God gave the golden finger necessary to travel through time and space, which is simply an almighty dream!
***
Mu Yiren blinked: What’s the situation? Why do all the beasts faint when they see themselves?
Mu Yiren said silently: This person is so annoying, let her fall!
With a loud bang, someone fell on the horse.
Muyiren: It will rain tomorrow!
Everyone went out the door without believing in evil, and came back in a mess.
Do you think that’s it? nonono, the system is beyond your imagination, collect it and learn about it!
……
The stunned Muyiren: So awesome! So what are you waiting for, eating, drinking, and having fun is not a dream, and getting rich takes minutes!
What’s it like to live with a demon?
At any time, everywhere ashamed!
She covered her swollen lips with caution, “Xi Huangzi Gu. You, what are you doing?”
“Kissing my wife.”
“You Hentai!, I am a man!!!”
He laughed evilly at her and tore her clothes.
“You are not a man, are you a freak or a eunuch? Or a hybrid eunuch? ”
She is the pampered young master from the Ling household, even more than that, she is the popular Playboy Bishounen school prince, but no one knows that she is actually a young lady, not young master, yeah she is a girl. and that was Until she was forced to live with this Devil School Prince, Playboy Bishounen meet the Devil, she can’t tell about her identity, and if she left him to do anything he wants, her tofu is left how much ah?
While she was sleeping, he steals a kiss at her, touching her, and don’t forget about him peeping on her, living with him and sleep with him on the same bed, he gropes her in various place, and that’s really terrible!!!
Su Xia is a well-known top traffic in the entertainment industry, and she is also a well-known queen of popular dramas. She holds a number of trophies with extremely high gold content.
There hasn’t been any scandal in the five years since her debut, the only thing that shocked everyone was that she was revealed that she was the fan of the actor Lu Jingyao!
Everyone lamented that even the actress was chasing stars.
Until one day, Su Xia went to a variety show and was asked by the host what was the luckiest thing in her life.
She tilted her head and smiled sweetly: “That’s probably because I am with my idol.”
Shocking Gua immediately shocked all netizens.
Later, the paparazzi photographed the ascetic actor, feeding his little girl with ice cream with a cowardly expression.
after that…
Netizen indifferent face: Please restrain yourself from the actor and actress, I really can’t eat dog food!
When football talents are stored in the form of cards.
Blue, purple, red, golden.
Ordinary ball star, golden ball star, semi ball king, ball king class.
Beckham’s full moon scimitar, Gerrard’s long-range shooter, Baggio’s melancholy prince, Kaka’s stride meteor.
Everything is in it.
(Notes on the growth of a small football player)
Old Xujiazu’s grave is smoking!
The old lady Xu, who became a grandmother, is pregnant again!
The old and strong old man Xu walks with wind!
The daughter-in-laws of the old Xu family began to tremble. No matter their mother-in-law gave birth to children, there were many young ancestors in the family. How can they be suffering these days?
In the arms of October, the old lady gave birth to a beautiful girl named Fubao.
The days of the old Xu’s house suddenly became mysterious.
Fu Bao: “Mother, I picked up a rabbit!”
Fu Bao: “Father, is this gold?”
Boss Xu: “Sister, help your eldest brother take a look. Will there be a harvest if you enter the mountain today?”
Xu Lao Er: “Fubao, how is the second brother to you?”
Xu Laosan: “Bao, you have to bless your third brother to pass the exam this time, come back and bring you a big flower cloth!”
Sister Xu, Sister Xu, and Sister Xu: “Her sister-in-law, don’t move, just let us
TL :
A traverser’s life in Chicago 1990.
Racism, slum, poverty, greed, showbiz.
A look into RAP and music industry of 1990s.
Original:
Crossing, Chicago 1990, American Entertainment, Composition, Screenwriting, Production, Media Group.
In the world of Erasia, a place where Legends walk the land and Gods can make their avatars descend into the world, Morea reincarnated as the son of a Golden Dragon and a Titan. With his background, that even Gods can’t afford to offend, how high will Morea reach in the future?
In order to take away her father’s shares, her husband colluded with her bestfriend to set her up. A divorce was thrown at her face and she was forced out of the house.
Four years later, she returned with an adorable treasure. With his hands wrapped around her waist, her baby son said, “Mommy, I heard that it’s the trend now to have a godfather. You wait, I’ll find one to support you!”
A few days later, her son brought back a super handsome guy who looked exactly like him.
“Mommy, don’t worry, I’ve checked. Dad ranks first on the world’s richest list and is able to deal with all kinds of disapproval!” Her son said confidently.
Cheng Liyue: “…”
Looking at the startled woman, Gong Yexiao coldly threw out a paternity test, “Woman, when did you steal my seed?”
Cheng Liyue was furious. Which bastard was it who slept with her four years ago but did not assume responsibility for it?