Regarding the matter of you, who just wanted to be an ordinary person, being tricked by Gojo Satoru into becoming an outsider for a sorcerer.
You dream of becoming a pastry chef, but you are unexpectedly discovered by Gojo Satoru while using your magic. Ah... what bad luck! From then on, you are tricked by Gojo Satoru into joining a vocational high school as an outside helper. But... how did you end up becoming someone's staff member?
Apologies for the out-of-character (OOC) content; there are many personal interpretations (many parts of the original work will not appear; the main focus is on a sweet and satisfying happy ending).
Writing for the first time is not easy. I'm sensitive, so please don't scold me; I'll cry if you do.
[Lighthearted daily life + Single female lead Bai Mengyan + Sweet romance + Variety shows, movies, and TV dramas]
He accidentally "forced himself" and traveled through time, where he met the person he liked in both his past and present lives.
The two grew up together and gradually became a top celebrity couple in the entertainment industry.
A system with a sharp tongue!?
As long as you have popularity points, you can obtain various skills and cultural and entertainment works.
In his previous life, Cui Xian was a PhD in Chinese Language and Literature from a prestigious 985 university.
In this life, he transmigrated to a poor family in ancient times—
A poor family, a pregnant mother, young older siblings, a father and uncle who failed the college entrance exam six times, a grandmother who fantasizes about her son passing the exam and suffers from hysteria, and him who is only eight years old.
Choi Hyun: This is too tragic.
To change his fate, Cui Xian went out to work as a page for a rich young master.
But the young master was a poor student and afraid of taking the exam, so he came up with a bad idea: to secretly register Cui Xian for the imperial examination.
As a result, Cui Xian not only passed the exam, but also went on a killing spree.
He began his studies at the age of eight, wrote "Ode to the Goose" at eight, "Sympathy for the Peasants" at eight and a half, and "... " at nine... Countless great poets were so moved by his work that they gave up writing altogether.
His eight-legged essays laid the foundation for the eight-legged essay format and are hailed as the 'foundational' work.
He opened the stage for debate, engaging in a verbal battle with renowned scholars and learned men from all over the world, proving himself unbeatable.
His commentaries on the Four Books were included in official schools and became the ancient version of the imperial examination textbooks.
He achieved the highest rank in the imperial examination at the age of seventeen.
He also mentored six disciples who became top scholars in the imperial examinations.
He entered the cabinet as Grand Secretary at the age of twenty-seven, reaching the pinnacle of his official career.
He was the last pillar of the literary world in Daliang, a role model and idol for scholars.
Of all the talents in the world, he alone possesses eight-tenths.
He could compose poetry and debate classics when he was in retirement, and write policy essays when he was in the civil service examinations. With his pen, he could govern a great nation; on horseback, he could bring peace to the world.
He single-handedly extended the dynasty's life by three hundred years.
They destroyed Japanese pirates, eliminated the Tatars, built cannons and arsenals, assembled warships, opened up new sea routes, and launched expeditions to Europe.
It became the behind-the-scenes controlling shareholder in 16 countries around the world.
He stood, and the emperor dared not sit.
The officials and ministers wept bitterly, eagerly awaiting: When will the Grand Secretary return to ascend the throne?
And it all started that day when Cui Xian took the imperial examination in place of his young master…
[No Rebirth] + [No System] + [Urban Slice of Life] + [Romantic Comedy] + [Single Female Lead]
Xu Che, who had been staying at home since graduating from university, was forced by his mother to go on blind dates because of his overly effeminate demeanor.
Xu Che resisted, but his mother's iron fist overwhelmed his filial piety, and he had no choice but to comply.
"Let me tell you, there are still beautiful women in the matchmaking market, and I'll choose Akashi."
Xu Che had just sent this message to his friend when his blind date, Bai Luyou, arrived late.
This elegant, oval-faced older sister spoke softly to Xu Che:
"Would you like something to eat? It's on me."
Xu Che had heard that in today's dating market, very few women are willing to split the bill. So, who was this subordinate who would offer to treat everyone?
Three ideas were swirling in his mind.
First of all, holy crap, are you going to use this model for blind dates?
Second, holy crap, were you scammed? Where did you find this beautiful woman?
Third, holy crap, are they really going to take Akaishi?
…
Many years later.
Xu Che stood side by side with Bai Luyou, gazing at the latter's beautiful profile:
"Between the moonlight and the snow..."
"You are the third most beautiful woman in the world."
Bai Luyou answered quickly, staring intently at Xu Che: "Mr. Xu, don't think that just because I'm a math teacher I haven't read contemporary poetry. You idiot."
What happens when the "loser heroines" stop being losers? That day, Hanami Anna kept her childhood friend. That day, Ayano Mitsuki chased after him at the planetarium. That day, Komari Chika's gaze no longer followed President Tamaki. How will Nukumizu Kazuhiko's three years in high school unfold? A strange youth surrounded by these odd, defeated (?) heroines begins. ◇——8K is also 8, so Nukumizu 8 is also Nukumizu 8, that's how it's recorded in the Kojiki. 【Warning】This story respects the original work and is a pseudo-partisan conflict, but contains a lot of unofficial history. 【Warning】This story was written by the Nukumizu Lovers' Faction in the Loser Bar. Yes, kids, because Amemori's eighth volume is too slow, the kids can only write a faction to find their own sweetness.
"That year, I saw the students of Class B slumped in their chairs, sobbing uncontrollably. That scene is unforgettable. At that moment, I thought, if I could become the class president of Class B, I would lead Class B to victory!" "So, Ichinose, let me be the class president of Class B." "No, Uesugi-kun, you're too radical." "Ichinose, you'll regret this!" "Uesugi, I am the class president of Class B." *Slap!*... "Hmph, naive Ichinose, do you think I can't do anything if you don't agree? Shibata, notify Kanzaki to prepare to close the net!" "Uh, um, Uesugi—" "Shut up, Shibata, this time we must act quickly. Before Ichinose can react, expel them from school. I want to see who can stop me this time." After a while, "The wind on the rooftop is so strong..." "Uesugi, come down quickly, I will never reveal your plans to Ichinose again." "You write it down!!"
Chen Li travels to a parallel world, but unexpectedly participates in a professional challenge competition.
They even drew the most difficult profession on the show: director!
Are you making a movie?
However, there is no funding, no actors have been cast, and no script yet...
Seeing that the entire internet was laughing at him, Chen Li decided to give these viewers a shock.
No script? Then write your own!
No equipment? Filmed entirely with a mobile phone!
No actors? Let's recruit one from the film academy!
At first, the audience was still laughing, until they saw that Chen Li did not spend a penny, and took a group of people to shoot the movie in a small forest in just one day, and then released it online and reaped hundreds of millions of box office revenue.
The audience was dumbfounded: making a movie without spending a single penny?! What the hell?!
The production team was exasperated: He earns more money casually than the prize money, what's the point of even taking on the challenge?!
The film industry is shocked: Stop it! We've never seen a movie made like this before!
Chen Li: Ah, that's it? This is just the beginning!!
I've transmigrated? Then I'll live again. I've become a little loli? Then I can conquer the world! Games, livestreaming, celebrity, detective, school, romance. What exactly am I? A student? A streamer? I'm the all-powerful, cutest little loli, haha!
Batman: You mean you only kept one trump card and secret from your close friends and family, and you didn't even have an insurance plan for them? Emperor: You mean that when the Xenomorphs launched an invasion against you, given your ability, you didn't commit genocide? Sasuke: You mean you've lost countless compatriots, yet you didn't even have a thought for escalating the revenge? Everyone: Then you're definitely a dove spy! "?" The only hawk in the Land of Light, now subjected to slander and questioning, slowly typed a question mark in the chat group.
[Light Hundred] [Playing with Memes]
I've heard that a 30-year-old great magician will become a sage in another world.
He didn't become a sage, but he did develop a chuunibyou (delusional) system.
Renia didn't have excessive sympathy; she was simply willing to take in the beautiful young girl in distress.
I thought it would be like those multi-female protagonist novels, becoming the "philanthropic" king of my imagination, but something just doesn't feel right.
How did the love I imagined evolve into kinship and friendship that transcends romantic love?