“Father, my wife has been acting strangely lately, always saying that someone is calling her.”

“Here you go, the Lord says this works.”

"This is?"

“M1911 Divine Inscription, hold it like this, aim it at your wife, and then pull this trigger.”

...

Serious version:

The whispers of the ancient gods could not drown out the crisp sound of a bullet being chambered.

The roar of the demon god could not drown out the booming of the ship's cannons.

The roar of the evil god was far less pleasant than the sound of a laser cannon charging.

A mercenary, summoned by the Buddha of Fire and reborn in another world, is to be hired by the gods as a priest to bring a little firepower shock to those unclean things that have been lingering in the material world for so long!

Don't worry, here you go, the Lord said this works! (Draws gun/rocket launcher/sniper cannon/matrix cannon/space-based cannon)

[Chongwen, Shuangqiang, Shuangwen, Tarot cards, scumbags! 】

Ten years of marriage, ten years of dedication.

She devoted all her talents and gave all her feelings, and in the end, she got a long-planned fire.

Husband mutilated, girlfriend betrayed.

It turned out that all the people around were people in the play.

Before her rebirth, she was a prosperous and talented woman who moved the capital.

After being reborn, she is a prosperous world famous in the capital… a straw bag!

Moreover, it has also become a destitute daughter who depends on others.

Cowardly, cowardly, trash, incompetent, these are the many vests attached to her.

Open your eyes again, the moment of youth, when she becomes her!

In this life, she returned with her golden finger!

A deck of tarot cards to play the entire giant!

**

Young Master Wushuang, he is the head of the Mo family who is famous in the capital, but mysterious and unpredictable.

Also a cursed demon.

Holding life and death in his hand, he dominates the destiny. He is the leader of the supernatural power world.

The monstrous dignitaries and prosperous beauty have attracted countless girls.

One is a humble and cowardly swindle, and the other is a ‘devil who moves the capital and is cursed. ’

The collision of water and fire, the interweaving of cold and heat.

I don’t know who fell to whom in the end.

**

Later, the head of the Mo family, who has never been close to women, suddenly announced the marriage in a high-profile manner.

The whole country is boiling, and countless girls are heartbroken.

After marriage, he turned into five good men, doting on his wife like his life, only his wife obeys.

【small theater】

A certain woman (indifferent face): “Mr. Mo is rich and powerful, and a little girl can’t afford to be high.”

The corner of a certain man’s mouth evoked a meaningful arc.

A certain woman was so frightened that she immediately took a step back: “you, you, what do you want?”

……

【Mr. Mo’s Quotations】

*You have to know that in this world, no one except me is qualified to be side by side with you.

*This prosperous world is gone, I can still recreate one! And she, the only one in the world, I can’t afford to gamble!

*It’s just money, even her life is given to her, so waste it.

When the apocalypse came, everyone struggled to survive. Yang Hao, a dorm caretaker, was forced out to find food. During the crisis, he found out that he could pick up attributes dropped by zombies to strengthen himself.

“You picked up the strength attribute, strength +1.”

“You picked up the agility attribute, agility +1.”

“You picked up the mutation attribute, blood awakening.”

“You picked up a red envelope, obtained three bottles of mineral water!”

“You picked up the silver treasure chest, obtained titanium pike!”

“Beauties, food, and the vast lands, they are all mine!” Yang Hao loudly shouted as he looked at the densely packed zombies.

From then on, corpses of mutants, evolved beasts, and ancient warriors piled up under his feet.

When he closed his eyes and opened them again, Zhuang Xiaoyuan found that he had turned into a beautiful girl in military uniform.

This wasn't the hardest thing to accept. What was even harder to accept was what was going on in this world? An isolated city, completely self-sufficient in food.

The wilderness is overrun with monsters called demons and evil gods. Faced with the tidal wave of monsters that swarm across the mountains and plains, human weapons are of little use.

How can humans defeat these monsters and save the genocide? What is that god?

Talented people with special talents are protected by mysterious spirits called guardian gods, through whom they can obtain divine weapons to resist evil gods.

Why is my divine weapon different from theirs? Each of these girls from the second dimension has given me unique abilities.

When he woke up, Xie Que became a corpse collector by the Wuding River.

The world is full of deceit, and countless demons, demons, and snakes roam the world.

Dragon coffin in Wuding River, statue with human face and snake body, He Bo marries his wife, hanging coffin is buried in the sea, red and white evil spirits...

Xie Que discovered that he could extract entries by fishing out corpses.

Never leave your fist: Purple entry, boxing skills are improving every moment.

Carnivorous beings: Purple entries, eating meat can directly enhance Qi and blood.

Late bloomer: Purple entry, spiritual talent doubles every ten years!

Martial arts wizard: golden entry, martial arts understanding is greatly improved.

Never ending: golden entry, breakthrough realm without bottlenecks.

Materialization of Heaven: Golden entry, any technique can be simplified to practice.

Broken Realm Body: Black entry, body strength has no limit.

God rewards those who work hard: black entries, there will be progress every time you practice.

The world is impermanent, the golden body is immortal, there is no end, and all laws are inviolable...

Tang Xuan transmigrated to the world of Godslayer, becoming the sole member of the Night Watch Squad 0 and activating the Multiverse Library System. Knowing the Night Watch's many sacrifices, he devoted himself to writing a book to compensate for the regrets of the original story, striving to improve his strength. New recruit training was about to begin, and Commander-in-Chief Ye Fan assigned Tang Xuan to temporarily manage the Masked Squad and enhance their abilities. When the Masked Squad mistakenly entered Tang Xuan's study: Moon Demon: "Little fatty, you have a lot of forbidden items, huh? Five-Colored Divine Light, unleash it!" Rose: "Eight Gates, open! From now on, call me: Masked Rose Beast!" Libra: "Just ate a Heavy Fruit, why are you all kneeling?" Uzumaki: "Bankai, Enma Cricket! Laughing at my fear of heights? You'll experience the feeling of losing all five senses!" King Mask: "With the Longevity Technique in hand, reversing time is nothing!" On this day, Lin Qiye and the others experienced despair for the first time. From then on, Tang Xuan's study was packed every night. While the ancient church and heretical gods were taking advantage of the Great Xia gods' slumber, plotting to overthrow the Great Xia, Zhou Ping exclaimed, "Stop fighting! I just mastered the Chaos Sword Body; it can slay even 30,000 sword strikes, let alone three!" Ye Fan retorted, "Get out of the way! I haven't even used my Supreme Buddha Transformation yet!" Lin Qiye countered, "Wait, you've all taken all the monsters! What am I supposed to fight?" The Great Xia gods grumbled, "I just took a nap, how come everyone can slay gods now?"

Traveling through Hokage, I unexpectedly arrived at the end of World War Three.

People's time travel is either the eternal kaleidoscope or the eye of reincarnation. Why did we time travel to the Nara family, or a branch family?

What? First the end of the war, and then the attack of the Nine Tails?

Want to compete with Itachi and Kakashi for the title of genius?

Fortunately, we are also people with golden fingers! Let's see how Nara Cross Country grows step by step, set foot on the pinnacle of the ninja world, and achieve the prestige of Shadow Mage!

During the Fourth World War, facing the bosses such as Madara Lord and Kaguya Hime, he smiled slightly!

"To solve them, three seconds is enough!"

Jiang Rui has crossed

But why am I not in another world with the power of the cute king?

Not cyberpunk or steam Cthulhu?

But modern?

But why is there still extraordinary in modern times?

Resurrection of spiritual energy?

Quantum mechanics, parallel universes?

Wait, I have a bold idea! Find yourself! Then? !

Transmigration or Rebirth? this is a problem

This is a story about a slime who was hunted and killed after crossing the line, and then brought disaster to the world by chance.

Note: Also known as “About My Reincarnation as a Cute King in Modern Times”, “Old Slime Climbing the Heavens”, “The Extraordinary Cute King”, “The Lord of Slime”, “Moe King Paradise”, etc.

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