Having experienced death in the worlds of Naruto and Demon Slayer, achieving the feat of traversing three worlds, Uesugi Ryuichi now only desires a free and happy life. And, if possible, I'd also like to mention his experiences in Root... oh no, I mean his plan to inherit Danzo's legacy and make Root great again.

As a traditional villain, isn’t it normal to tend flowers and slack off during work, then flirt with the righteous magical girls after hours?

This was the courtroom testimony of a certain 1.4-meter-tall individual.

Fake Villain: “She’s the real villain! The orthodox heretic of chaotic Rome!”

Real Villain: “Uh… our little temple here can’t handle a chaos enjoyer like her.”

Monster Alliance: “Your Majesty, our Queen!”

Magical Girl: “Mom???”

Saturn, who traveled through worlds and became one of the Five Elder Stars, was surprised and delighted.

The good news is that the Celestial Dragons are of noble status, extremely powerful, and their strength is almost as great as that of generals.

What’s shocking is that the time is two years later, and the incident of Egghead Island is about to happen — and he is driven mad by Im!

Fortunately, he activated the [Plunder Entry] system.

As long as you defeat or kill the enemy, you can randomly loot up to two items from them.

So, Saturn was the first to choose World Destroyer Bundy to plunder the [Momo Fruit] entry!

He went to the moon again, killed Enelu, and plundered the [Thunder] fruit entry… He successfully gained three abilities, and his strength soared to the sky!

But that’s not enough.

If you want to get rid of Im's restraints, you must find a powerful henchman who can [grant entries] to others — and successfully bring CP0 Rob Lucci under your command!

By the time Im reacted, I, Saturn, was already invincible in the world!

Horror + Comedy + Infinite Flow + Nonsense

I breathed a sigh of relief the day the world was engulfed in a terrifying live-streamed game from which there was no way to escape.

As a failed horror novelist, each of these instances comes from one of my unfinished works.

While the other players were being chased by the female ghost, I walked straight to the ancient well and recited the incantation I had written.

The female ghost in the mirror froze abruptly, her bloody tears instantly ceasing, and she asked me, trembling:

"Author, could you... please finish filling in the plot holes first?"

[White Lotus-Turned-Yandere Female Lead × Foolish Beauty Who Just Wants to Be a Freeloader]

Su Tang’s punishment for staying up all night reading a novel was transmigrating into it—as a cannon fodder supporting character in an apocalypse story. In the original plot, she only lived for a few chapters before the female lead took revenge on her and smashed her head open with a brick.

Su Tang: …Please, anything but this!

To survive, she had no choice but to kick aside the original novel’s hypocritical, self-righteous male lead and take his place.

Sorry, you scummy man—she’s got weak teeth too and can’t chew on tough meat.

What she didn’t realize was that the person she provoked… was actually a lunatic!

Bai Yanxing held her in his arms, closed his eyes, and murmured beside her ear:

“Su Tang, don’t leave me…”

“If you run away again—whether it’s a hundred times or a thousand—I’ll always drag you back.”

I was an NPC Passerby, and the system told me that my mission was very simple—

1. Become friends with the male protagonist.

2. Block a fatal blow for the male protagonist at critical juncture.

3. Die in the male protagonist’s arms, beautifully reciting pre-written lines, allowing him to gain power-ups amidst his grief and anger, thus enabling him to defeat stronger foes than himself.

The system said that my death would present a tear-jerking scene, after which I could retire.

I nodded, indicating that I fully understood everything.

Then I discovered that the greatest challenge of this quest wasn’t “becoming friends with the male lead” but rather “dying.”

Who could tell me why the speed at which the male protagonist unlocked his abilities was faster than the speed at which I recited my dying words?!

I hadn’t even fallen to the ground yet, and the earth-shattering boss had already been beaten to death by the rampaging male lead!

All I could do was hunker down and wait for my next opportunity to sacrifice myself, but…

Ahh, how did it come to this?! The male protagonist’s power-ups were far quicker than my own dying pace—there really weren’t any chances left for me!

“I absolutely will not allow anyone else to have the chance to harm you… absolutely.”

…Thank you, but seriously, there really isn’t any need to go so far for a mere “friend!” Why does saying this make the male protagonist look even more displeased?!

[Why don’t you check the tags?]

I looked—

And found that after the original “Youngster’s Passion,” another tag appeared: “Feast on Dog Food.”

I stared at it blankly.

What did that mean? How was I supposed to understand this?!

Speaking of, the latest round of “Character Popularity Voting” had unexpectedly landed on the same name as mine…

Wait, does that sound like me?!

Ah?

I really am just a passerby!

Aloof and Naive Female Lead X Outgoing Hidden Schemer Male Lead

[Reading Notes:]

1. Urban Monster Setting, Transmigrating into a Comic. There will be some forum content, but not the main focus.

2. The system’s role is quite significant, and its comedic function is somewhat like that of a roast master.

3. Ability Possession, with a hint of supernatural elements, but should not be considered horror.

4. Pay little attention to the comments section; if you need to contact me about something important, please look at the column.

5. Not quick-transmigration, not quick-transmigration, really not quick-transmigration! I tagged it as transmigration, so don’t get mixed up, T_T

6. All city names used within this work are fictional, including Fuhai City and Qionghai City derived from the manga. Do not associate them with reality.

[Double Heroine GL] A marriage struggled to maintain, only to crumble. She stubbornly fought back against her husband, and after battling the mistress, there was the fourth. Only upon seeing the coffin did she realize she was crying—literally, a coffin. Her husband murdered her to marry his mistress. She was reborn with a single goal: revenge. But her rebirth came with a system that tasked her with capturing the mistress. She thought revenge would bring her happiness, but she didn't realize capturing the mistress could also be incredibly enjoyable.

[Livestream Exposed + Edited Video + Rocks Pirates + God Valley Incident!]

Seeing the shift in public opinion about Rocks online, and the iconic scene of him with a blue dragon on the left and a white beard on the right, the amateur content creator Li Fei was amused by the online comments and immediately uploaded a self-made One Piece review and commentary video.

Upon completion of the upload, along with the video, Li Fei's video was surprisingly posted at the very beginning of the God Valley War!

"What would Rocks' expression be if he knew his son had personally killed his best friend?"

Rocks: "That wretched sewer rat, daring to impersonate my son!"

"What would the young dragon think if he saw himself forming a revolutionary army, rebelling against the world, and saving two babies—one becoming a world-renowned Yonko, and the other a high-ranking priest?

"My hair?" Looking at the child in his arms, the dragon fell into deep thought!

"If Kaido saw himself treated like a model of filial piety and witnessed the arrival of 'Joy Boy,' would he suddenly realize his mistake?"

Kaido: "Six hundred and sixty-six, are you not even going to put on an act?!"

"If young middle-aged women saw their future figures and appearances, wouldn't they scream in terror?"

Lingling: "Get out of here! Am I that wrinkled old woman? I'll kill myself right here!"

"If the young Garp could foresee that he would later adopt Roger's son and be powerless to do anything about it, how would he feel?"

Garp: "Hahahaha, Roger, Whitebeard, I'm your father!"

Roger: "?"

Whitebeard: "??"

……………………………………

The apocalypse has arrived, zombies have broken out, strange beasts roam freely, and evil spirits are everywhere.

Human numbers have dwindled, and the law of the jungle prevails, with the strong preying on the weak.

Security guard Yang Chunlai awakens the "Many Children, Many Blessings" system. By saving more beautiful women, he can level up and become stronger, ultimately saving humanity.

From then on, the young security guard embarked on a journey to rescue beautiful women and save the world.