Sorry, she could speak at one month old, mastered basic arithmetic and literacy by age two, and received an exceptional offer from Cambridge University at twelve. Sorami Saiki is just an ordinary, super-genius girl with an IQ of 218. She calls herself ordinary because after the age of three, she could never beat her younger brother, Kusuo Saiki—a flawless, overpowered esper. Since his birth, Sorami's life has revolved around defeating him. At twelve, about to graduate from elementary school and receive an offer from Cambridge, Sorami, who should have struggled for two years before realizing she couldn't beat her brother and going to England to study, encountered a turning point in her life—a dark creature so ugly it would make anyone's sanity plummet suddenly appeared before her eyes. After investigating, she learned that this uniquely ugly thing was called a "cursed spirit," and that her brother, Kusuo, who lacked "cursed power," couldn't see it. Sorami then realized that her research had been misguided all along. Sorami: This time, I'm going to use "cursed power" to fight against "superpowers," and I'll definitely defeat my brother Kusuo! Then, as the victor, I'll demand that Kusuo let me touch and hug him, and all that! Sorami Saiki, later dubbed a nightmare by the new generation of sorcerers, skips grades to attend a vocational high school. During her studies, with the enthusiastic help of her friendly classmates, she's able to conduct research on how to defeat superpowered individuals... and defeat powerful curses. Sorami's classmates, a certain strongest six-eyed Pokémon master and a certain genius of reversal magic: Don't come any closer! ––This story features Saiki Sorami as a gender-swapped version of Saiki Kusuke from *The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.*, with some personality changes, but generally similar to her character in this work. Both are high-IQ, brother-obsessed characters, while Kusuke becomes a latent sister-obsessed character. The idea is to see what sparks fly when Kusuke's "ordinary people are monkeys" theory clashes with Sorami's "everyone outside my brother and family is a monkey" theory. In the original work, Sorami destroyed the world in 2014 for his brother… I firmly believe that taking the villain's path leaves the villain with nowhere to go. Kusuke, you're not getting through your summer this time; instead, your four years of college will likely be filled with real human suffering. Therefore, this story is also known as *The Disastrous Daily Life of the College Trio* and *Is It Wrong to Develop Technology in the Jujutsu World?* Sorami entered college at the age of 13, adhering to the genius setting of skipping grades! Updates will be sporadic, but I still want to finish writing *Non-Combat Personnel* next door first. Theme: Silly antics can save all of humanity.

[Hundreds of Friends] + [1v1] + [Maid] + [Training] + [System]

When she woke up, she had become a beautiful silver-haired girl with a delicate and graceful figure.

Even worse, she was captured by Hera, the most brutal ice queen demon in the entire abyss, and taken back to the Demon King's castle to be his personal maid!

Just as I was preparing to fight to the death, the [God-Level Battle Maid Training System] descended from the sky!

[Task issued: Please kneel on one knee, put stockings on the Demon King, and compliment her on her perfect leg shape.]

[Mission Reward: Divine Skill - Absolute Parry (Can catch any attack with bare hands)]

I, Lilia, would rather die than jump from here...

[Punishment for mission failure: Physical development +200%, and a compulsive pleasurable response to the Demon King's touch]

"...Master, would you like to put on the left leg or the right leg first? Your legs are simply the most perfect masterpiece of the gods!"

From then on, the Queen of the Demon Realm had a uniquely styled personal maid.

During the day, she was clumsy and awkward, even spilling tea all over herself when she tried to pour a cup of red tea for the Demon King;

At night, she pierced the invading dragon with a mop and withstood the world-destroying curse with her apron.

(The rating is low because it just came out) [Ruthless and cool reborn old lady × All villains getting slapped in the face x Era x Revenge x No romance x Space]

"Smack!"

Just as she was being reborn, her husband slapped her across the face, spitting at her.

In my past life, I froze to death under a bridge and no one claimed my body. In this life, I wield a spatial ability and disown my own family!

Husband fakes death and elopes? Four ungrateful children drain her of her lifeblood? Watch how she tears off her husband's mask and makes his fake death real!

[Golden Touch Explodes] A jade pendant grows a giant Gastrodia elata, and a pharmaceutical factory begs for cooperation! A female army is formed to sell medicinal cuisine, and a Chinese herbal face mask saves a disfigured female worker, but she is reported by her own daughter for "speculation and profiteering"?

[Everyone's a Villain's Crematorium] The eldest son was imprisoned for stealing factory supplies for his lover, while the second daughter was divorced by her in-laws and forced to sweep the streets after selling her formula!

The gambling addict San'er mortgaged his old house to borrow money at exorbitant interest rates, ultimately losing a finger and becoming a beggar! The ruthless youngest daughter reported her own mother, only to be married to a villain and tortured!

[A triumphant comeback that's incredibly satisfying] From frozen corpses under bridges to Hong Kong pharmaceutical companies begging for cooperation, from being exploited to donating all assets to build a nursing home!

In court, the four children accused each other of exposing each other's dirty secrets.

In this life, she burned the family photo: "Don't even scatter paper money on my grave!"

Yuchi traveled to the wild and ferocious world, where the heroes of all races lived in the world, and was arranged to be put in prison by others since he was born.

When others have completely forgotten this little transparent thing, he has already taken out the bamboo pole that accompanied him in his previous life.

There are souls of ancient gods and beasts in the vast wilderness of the world, rivers and seas.

This bamboo pole can communicate with ancient times.

Go fishing in the Nether Dead Sea and get the Lament of the Naga Siren!

Fishing in the Bone Ning River, get the onslaught of Mourning Murlocs!

Go fishing in the cave sky and deep pool, and get the golden pupil of the five-clawed dragon!

Hang candles in the sea and sky to fish, and get the real fire of the nine-tailed white fox!

Tens of thousands of years have passed in a flash, and gods and beasts from all walks of life come to congratulate them on their wedding banquet.

A certain giant couldn’t help asking: “Why are you so scary?”

Yuchi looked at the beautiful wife beside him, and in his mind he recalled the scene where he once stood standing in the dark sea and fought thousands of evil spirits…

Smiled: “Without him, it’s just luck.”

Synopsis:

18-year-old Yun Ran was the tragic white moonlight (unattainable first love) of a paranoid bigshot in a novel. To survive, she took on a mission to "redeem" the male lead and then fake her death.

But after successfully faking her death, the system suddenly informed her: she redeemed the wrong person.

Now, she has abruptly become 26 years old, with a new body and a new identity. Sitting across from her is a gloomy, aloof man consulting for psychological issues.

The man lounged carelessly on the sofa—handsome, calm in expression, but with eyes full of scrutiny, fixed straight on her.

Unlucky soul Yun Ran wiped cold sweat from her temple: “…”

That was Jiang Yue, her childhood friend—and the real target she was meant to redeem.

Yun Ran: This is absurd :)

What’s even more absurd is that the unscrupulous system started acting up again, forcing Yun Ran to shuttle back and forth between ages 18 and 26.

One second, she’s trapped in the arms of the adult, brooding version of Jiang Yue, unable to move. His eyes are deep and unreadable as he gently rubs her fingertips, his voice like a ghost’s whisper:

“Yun Ran, you lied to me again.”

The next second, Yun Ran is standing outside a high school. The teenage Jiang Yue strides toward her through the curtain of rain, awkwardly tilting his umbrella toward her as the tips of his ears turn red:

“What are you staring at? Let’s go home.”

System: “Host, thrilling enough for you?”

Yun Ran: “…”

Thanks, even a rollercoaster isn’t this thrilling.

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In Jiang Yue’s bleak and lonely youth, Yun Ran was the only sliver of light that pierced his endless night.

But her gaze never fell on him. She disappeared like the wind at age eighteen, leaving only regret.

Eight years later, Jiang Yue had become a rising star in the business world, numbing himself with endless work and plagued by insomnia—until his assistant handed him a profile of a new psychological consultant.

The girl in the photo was smiling sweetly. It was her.

His grip tightened on the file. The idea of someone coming back from the dead was far too bizarre.

But whether she was human or ghost didn’t matter. If it really was her, then this time, he would cling to this light and never let go—even in death.

From now on, her gaze would belong to him alone.

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Not long after, some employees accidentally witnessed a horrifying scene after work:

Their cold-faced, world-weary boss briskly walked up to a car. The window rolled down, revealing a lively, pretty girl who said something to him.

Soon, the boss got into the passenger seat and left with her.

In just five minutes, the employees were utterly shaken.

“???”

Was that man—the one practically wagging his tail with joy—really their gloomy, foul-tempered boss?

They must be going insane! Sob!

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Reading Notes:

Typos and small details may be revised occasionally but won’t affect the plot.

Dual POV (both male and female leads).

Some career backgrounds are fictional.

Mutual first loves; both are devoted to each other.

Flashbacks to school years are frequent.

The female lead’s return to the past alters the male lead’s memories.

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Tags:

Devoted love, time travel, childhood friends, sweet romance, transmigration, secret crush

Main Characters: Yun Ran & Jiang Yue

One-Sentence Summary:

Her childhood sweetheart blackened, but he’s a hopeless romantic.

Theme:

Mutual love, running toward each other.

Chen Mu traveled to a parallel earth.

He hadn't activated the system for eighteen years.

He thought this was an ordinary world.

Until he failed the college entrance examination and attended a thank-you banquet for his teacher, he witnessed his teacher turning into an alien insect and saying that he would personally send the student "on the road".

At the critical moment, he bound the [Supreme Knight System] and obtained the Decade Driver.

It suddenly dawned on him that the world had long been infiltrated by monsters.

The beautiful class teacher is also an undercover Kamen Rider!

This is really awesome!

…………

Alien insect: I said the belt is a sexy powder, and he chased me for two blocks.

The Greedy: Compared with Chen Mu, our desires are useless.

Vampire: Who is the real vampire who uses everyone as experience bags?

Collapse virus: In fact, there is only one virus, and that is the world destroyer Chen Mu!

Beautiful class teacher: Chen Mu! I am your class teacher!

Reality and virtuality merge, and Blue Planet enters the era of universal knights.

Monsters are rampant on the planet, and there are alien gods that wreak havoc on the world.

Only by awakening and becoming a knight can one be qualified to stand out.

On the day of the awakening college entrance examination, because of the death of his uncle,

Sougo, who missed the awakening college entrance examination, became a failed student.

When he thought his future was hopeless.

[Ding——! ]

[Dimension Knight System, activated! ]

[Newbie Growth Pack, opened successfully! ]

[Congratulations on obtaining: The Power of the Demon! ]

...

Utopia: I absorb abilities, and you absorb me?

Daguba: I am the King of Gurongi, can you kill me in seconds?

E-Boss: Ciallo～(∠?ω<)

⌒Akirela: In this case, there is only one answer!

Time Robber Aura, Izzy: I will! Be loyal to you!

[Anime Crossover] + [Chat Group] + [Multiple Heroines]

I traveled to the Naruto world and became one of the two survivors of the Uchiha clan massacre.

Lin Shi thought he could live a good life through hard work, but unfortunately, the Konoha higher-ups set a trap for him, causing him to fail the Chunin exam.

Fortunately, the Awakening All-Heavens Chat Group System allows you to become stronger simply by participating in the storyline.

What else is there to say, bro? I'll just be a model worker.

Thus, a troublemaker could be seen throughout all the heavens and myriad realms.

Gojo Satoru: I'm so sorry I couldn't make Lord Lin Shi enjoy himself.

Misaka Mikoto: You idiot, Lin Shi, come to my room tonight. Don't get the wrong idea, we're just going to talk about the sisters.

Esdeath: You are very strong. Let's have a fight. The loser will become the other's slave.

Shinobu Kocho: Mr. Lin Shi really is a womanizer, having so many older and younger sisters.

Whitebeard: Lin Shi, you're really awesome, be my son!

Allen: Tataka! Tataka!

[Currently, the tentatively confirmed worlds include: Naruto, Akame ga Kill!, One Piece, Demon Slayer, Attack on Titan, Jujutsu Kaisen, A Certain Scientific Railgun, and The Burial of Freeland... If you want to see more worlds, please leave a message in the comments section.]

[Mind-reading ability + beloved pet + entire family of villains]

Yun Wan Ning transmigrated into a book and became the tragic and short-lived cannon fodder sister of the villainous female supporting character.

Thinking of the terrible fate that would befall her whole family in the future, Yun Wan Ning wailed in her heart.

[Mother, your cousin is after my father and wants to be his concubine. She's secretly corresponding with another man in your name to frame you. You'll be killed by her soon.]

[Father, you were framed by the female lead and a treacherous minister. After your death, your head was hung on the city wall to be exposed to the sun, becoming a disgrace to the Great Wu Kingdom.]

[Sister, your fiancé is the male lead, but you're not the female lead! If you don't leave him, you'll be sold to a remote mountain village by the female lead's suitors, becoming a breeding tool for all the men in the village, tortured to the point of madness, and beaten to death. It's so tragic.]

[Brother, you can't trust your friend Gu Heng. He's a simp for the female lead and would betray you to help her.]

[And second brother, you lost your memory and were picked up by the female lead. You became her devoted follower, helping her to oppose Uncle Qi at every turn, causing the deaths of Uncle Qi and your sweetheart. In the end, your sweetheart died in your arms.]

Later, Yun Wan Ning was surprised to find that the whole family's image had collapsed.

Mother dealt with the bad guys in advance, eliminating all future troubles.

Even though her father wasn't killed, she successfully brought down the treacherous minister.

My elder sister married the emperor and became the emperor's favorite in the harem.

The eldest brother betrayed his friend first, the second brother happily married his sweetheart, and even the seventh uncle was not a villain hated by everyone, but instead became a highly sought-after son-in-law by noble ladies throughout the capital.

Yun Wan Ning was completely bewildered. How did the whole family of villains manage to defy fate? This plot is just too ridiculous!

Was she wearing a fake book?

[Everyone can read minds + relaxed and fun + gossiping + giving up + Buddhist-like slackers + ensemble cast]

No romantic pairing! But he has a follower and friends! (He has a crush on the female lead.)

Perhaps it was because of good deeds in her past life that she was reborn as the legitimate daughter of an official family. All she wants to do is be a beautiful, laid-back, and carefree girl.

However, the Imperial Observatory determined it to be an auspicious omen, and the emperor personally bestowed upon her the title of "Divine Messenger"!

When told that she had become the only female official in history to be allowed to attend court, Yun Qingyi was on the verge of tears. She didn't want to go to work, and she didn't want to get up early.

Her father comforted her, saying, "No, this isn't a job! The Emperor said she just needs to sit there and be a beautiful mascot."

All the officials in the court knew was that she could hear heavenly sounds; what they called heavenly sounds were just the gossip-eating system she was bound to.

She spends her days slacking off at court and gossiping, unaware that everyone can hear her true feelings!

As a result, the entire court heard many shocking stories and developed a love for gossip, even increasing their attendance rate significantly!

[What! The illegitimate son of the Ordnance Bureau is simultaneously corresponding with seven or eight women? What a master of time management!]

The Ordnance Bureau: Which rebellious son committed such a despicable act? I'll skin him alive...

Upon returning home that day, he thoroughly investigated all the illegitimate sons, and what he found shocked him.

[Breaking news! The young master of the Qi State Duke's mansion is the husband of Princess Pingyang and also the secret lover of General Yunhui!! Wow!]

General Yunhui: ...

[My God! The Ninth Prince loves cross-dressing! He's definitely a cross-dressing master!]

emperor:……

After the court session that day, several princes presented their younger brothers with a large trunk full of women's clothing. The younger brother was overjoyed; one less competitor.