That day, as you walked into work, you noticed a strange odor. Your limbs felt weak, your spirit drained, as if your body had been hollowed out...

You realized you'd caught the odor of work.

To dispel it, you decided to strengthen your body.

After returning home, you bought a copy of the "Muscle-Tendon and Marrow-Washing Sutra" online.

Your deduction was successful!

The fake manual in your hand transformed into the "Muscle-Tendon and Marrow-Washing Sutra: Jade Body Chapter."

You tried practicing, and found that the odor disappeared. A jade-like glow emanated from your body, a precious, righteous aura...

You effortlessly uprooted a ten-meter-long electric pole and swung it, fiddling with a stone block weighing hundreds of pounds like a collectible...

You continued shopping online for manuals.

The "Nine Yin Manual" transformed into the "Nine Yin Crazy Manual" in the blink of an eye. The

"Wudang Thirty-Six Exercises" became the "Wudang Thirty-Six Exercises: Innate Charging Pile Method."

"..."

In a parallel world, the spirit revived.

I was clearly holding a legitimate manual, so why was the resulting version so outrageous?!

Lu Yue pondered for a moment, then reached for the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" beside him.

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That year, Lu Xun slew demons and monsters, not knowing what a worthy opponent was.

That day, Lu Xun held his head in his hands, getting beaten by a great demoness to the point where he didn’t know how to fight back, and was even forced to marry a little demoness.

"A real man living between heaven and earth, how can he stay subdued by demons for long!"

After a passionate speech, Lu Xun successfully became a live-in son-in-law.

The little demoness is a golden snake who has cultivated for 400 years, cold as ice, proud and domineering.

The great demoness is a white snake who has cultivated for over a thousand years, mature and enchanting, stunningly beautiful.

The little demon girl is a fox who has cultivated for 200 years, mischievous and lively, cute and energetic.

"Wait!"

"Something's off about these demonesses!"

However, Lu Xun gradually discovered that it wasn’t just these demonesses that were off, but the outside world was even more off!

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[Daily Life][Light Comedy][Humorous and Witty][Emotionally Delicate]

My roommate is seriously suspicious.

She claims to be a chef, yet she’s incredibly skilled—and handles knives with unnerving finesse.

She says she doesn’t work overnight, yet she’s always wearing a fake face, leaving late, returning even later… sometimes not at all.

I’m starting to suspect she’s involved in something illegal.

I heard that this is a very realistic love game. There are many types of love objects, such as JK girls, female white-collar workers, housewives at home alone, and young nurses.

Players can play various roles such as teachers, leaders, plumbers, couriers, patients, etc.

But... why is the game style a little different when it comes to me...

Every fortune-telling has gold, but after the emergence of Heavenly Dao, Chen Banxian found that something was wrong with his gold.

Looking at the woman dragging the fox's tail away, he opened the hexagram money she paid.

"Ding, get one of the nine tails, and the number of lives +1."

It was obviously a red note, but after picking it up, it turned into——

"Ding, get the passive skill, I won't listen if you don't listen."

Chen Banxian:? ? ?

"Gan, you won't be able to make any money from this business anymore!"

What? My wife is helping me find a girlfriend? Is that even possible? What? My girlfriend's best friend wants her for free? Is that really that exciting? What? My time travel started out as an invincible one? A grand series of passionate stories featuring invincible girlfriends.

As an ordinary urban worker, pressured by my family to get married, I chose blind dates over working like a slave in the big city. I spent 1998 yuan to hire a matchmaking agency, who claimed to be matching me with the best possible match. But my first blind date was a fox demon persecuted by her half-sister, whose tail I accidentally caught… My second blind date was a female cultivator ostracized by her fellow disciples, who insisted on taking me flying on a sword over the sea… This is outrageous! This matchmaking agency is definitely suspicious; they hired two mentally ill people to arrange blind dates! One is a cross-dresser, the other has delusions! Damn it! Refund! Just then, the matchmaking agency arranged a third blind date—[Author of "My Beautiful Teacher," "My Fox Fairy Wife," "My Wife is a Martial Arts Master"...]

My brother’s phone is full of magical girl manga—guess he’s really hit puberty, huh? As his little sister, I can understand that he might keep a rare, priceless magical girl costume hidden in his closet. A special quirk of his, right? Sure, as his sister, I can accept that.

But when my brother actually transformed into an evil magical girl and showed up on the battlefield… that, I couldn’t understand at all! Just when did my silly brother fall to the dark side?!

Xu Shu: "My identity is not the murderer or the dead."

...

The world of script killing

The first script I got:

The identity cook, the murderer, the method of killing is poisoning the food.

Hsu: ???

Do you feel like you’re not revealing fast enough?

...

The second script:

Identity doctor, murderer, murder method is drug poisoning.

Hsu: ???

Don’t use your own identity anymore, hey!

...

The third script:

Identity ballet dancers, dead, innocent people involved in the incident.

Hsu: ???

It’s not a killer, but why the dead and a girl?

...

The fourth script:

HOW: Hold on! Please be normal this time!

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Non-traditional script killing.

[Knocking on the blackboard: the plot progress will gradually change from the ordinary → strange direction, and the story will focus on the task. And the script that kills each script is original, not a fan, and is noted when a non-original script appears.]

There are vests, there are costumes, there are costumes, there are no women.

I got tired of the cow and horse life in the city, and returned to my hometown to inherit my grandfather's farm and old house. But friend, how did I not wait for a friendly village chief to start a leisurely and healing ranch life. Why is there an extra dungeon in the basement of my house that spawns skeletons? Wait a minute! This skeleton seems to have exploded a skill!