Your fingers become golden fingers.

You touched the Jiuyang Divine Skill with your golden finger, and you learned the Jiuyang Divine Art.

You used your golden finger to touch the eighteen palms for subduing the dragon, and you learned the eighteen palms for subduing the dragon.

You touched the magic of the wedding dress with your golden finger, and you learned the magic of the wedding dress.

You feel that your skills are progressing slowly, so you meet a liar who sells powerful pills.

You touch the Dali Pill with your golden finger, and the Dali Pill becomes the True-Dali Pill.

You touched Melatonin with your golden finger, and Melatonin became a brain pill.

You touched the Liushen toilet water with your golden finger, and the Liushen toilet water made it into a brewed flower.

You touched Yunnan Baiyao with your golden finger, and Yunnan Baiyao turned into Xiao Huan Dan.

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So you started to collect all kinds of fake cheats, drink toilet water, eat Melatonin, and Dali pills… Your life also started to take off.

The selfless Sanskrit sound saves the world, and the soul-seeking Sanskrit sound destroys powerful enemies! Amitabha, follow the universal compassion and save the world with great compassion! What, I was reborn as a monk! This monk is not only fake, but also not human! Donor, my master wants you to help me practice.

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The history of a country that has developed from a primitive and backward cold weapon era to a modern country with magnetic storm technology, heavy tanks, armored airships and other military weapons. An illegitimate child born from a slave family became a...

Comrade Wang Yan: In 2015, the “Comprehensive Remediation of Disciplinary Superpowers in East China Areas”, “Fighting for a Hundred Days and Fighting for Glory”, “Send Widows of the Widows and Widows”, “Comprehensive Popularization of the Knowledge of Peaceful Coexistence of Shemales” and other special projects At work, he performed well and achieved outstanding results.

Won the title of ‘advanced individual’, this letter was issued specifically to encourage it.

-Mr. Wang Yan, East China Branch of the National African Affairs Bureau: In view of your efforts to fight against the “transnational superpower evil organization” and the maintenance of the “Demon International Bauhinia Alliance” and other events, you have played an active and important role in maintaining world peace.

It fully demonstrates the superiority and necessity of the official superpower joint law enforcement system worldwide.

The honorary title of “Top Ten Outstanding Young Persons of the World” is conferred upon you.

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A young man lived in a world of vast mountains and vast seas, a world where immortality flourished and prospered. Ancient magical powers coexisted with brand-new immortality, and all races sought a new path together. In this turbulent era, the young man longed for love and pursued beautiful women, until he finally realized that he was always alone. After a profound enlightenment, the young man wielded his sword of wisdom, severed his nine hundred and ninety-nine ties, and moved forward with grace. That day, plum blossoms bloomed like snow, and the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" appeared. Then, the young man discovered that he had more than nine hundred and ninety-nine ties... Follow Mianbao on Weibo at http://t.qq.com/fmianbao and email [email protected]. Everyone is welcome.

That day, Qi Long, who had been away from the crosstalk stage for a long time due to an accident, received a rescue call from his senior brother Deyun, the owner of the troupe, and returned to the crosstalk stage.

Unexpectedly, his innovative crosstalk was learned by his disciples.

There is no distinction between big and small on the stage, and the evil disciples who build new graves off the stage make fun of their master's height every day.

The various evil jokes make the comedians feel like they are going through a tribulation in every scene...

Even the traditional disciple was led like crazy by this uncle.

Boss Guo: Stop hanging out with your uncle, you’re leading my apprentice astray!