That day, Qi Long, who had been away from the crosstalk stage for a long time due to an accident, received a rescue call from his senior brother Deyun, the owner of the troupe, and returned to the crosstalk stage.

Unexpectedly, his innovative crosstalk was learned by his disciples.

There is no distinction between big and small on the stage, and the evil disciples who build new graves off the stage make fun of their master's height every day.

The various evil jokes make the comedians feel like they are going through a tribulation in every scene...

Even the traditional disciple was led like crazy by this uncle.

Boss Guo: Stop hanging out with your uncle, you’re leading my apprentice astray!

Fanfiction by sprunki.

Blood and death filled this land,

The dark clouds of war are floating in the sky over the city,

Gray, the devil incarnate, lingers in the shadow of the city.

He is weak, very weak...

Extraordinary, strange, divine,

The Golden Man, the Sinner, and the Corrupt Original Government,

"I offer you everything I have for your protection."

"allow."

Under the protection of the moody Blake and the mentally unstable Wenda, Gray is safe, temporarily.

"Give fear and death to everyone, and the Lord of Darkness will surely come to the world!" Blake said.

With death all around us, how long can even the calmest and most easy-going person remain normal? This world has gone mad long ago!

(Boring, the author wants to see rivers of blood!)

Villain story, dark story, contains bloody and violent plots, do not read if you don't like it, urban story, no CP tendency (maybe), friendship (?

Mainly the killing group Shashasha and the like.

(The author is a bit crazy, so it's normal for the characters to be crazy, right? The author is not a little devil.)

As the son of the Duke of Tang, and the younger brother of the future Emperor Taizong, Li Erfeng, he should have been living a life of luxury and ease. But here, he finds the Nine Elders of the Sui Dynasty, the powerful Yang Lin, the so-called Grandmaster of Taoism Ning Daoqi, Song Que of the Lingnan Song Clan, and the Grandmaster of the Frontier, Bi Xuan. The world is a place of hidden talents; those who cultivate their martial arts and true qi to a high level can condense a primordial core, nurture a primordial spirit, and even shatter the void… Fortunately, he possesses a companion treasure, a fragment originating from a supreme god, which allows him to traverse the heavens and wander through countless worlds. Drawing upon the essence of all worlds, he will become an unparalleled myth.

The Hong Kong comprehensive world starts from becoming a zombie.

"Dear viewers, the following World Cup team is the Xiangjiang Kung Fu Football Team."

"The first player to appear is the right forward Ah Xing. His best skills are Shaolin's Vajra Kick and Tathagata Palm."

"Left forward Chen Haonan is good at Chinese pride, but it's a pity that he can't bring a sword in football matches."

"Goalkeeper Wang Xiaolong, formerly known as Ma Jun, is a senior inspector and is good at the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms."

"Captain and center Xiao Zhang is one of the top ten outstanding young people in Hong Kong, the richest man in Hong Kong, and the leader of the anti-gangster group in Hong Kong. He is good at..."

(Charmer + Beauty + Slight Mary Sue / Maybe OCC / Occasionally Brainless)

World 1: You Are My Human Fireworks (Ye Yan)

Malicious publicity Ye Baobao x sober fall Xiao Mengzong

World 2: The Untamed (Ruan Jinhe, Wei Wuxian)

Fake cold He He medical fairy x poor working Xianxian ancestor

World Three: Under the Stranger (Song Zhiye, Wang Ye)

The young lady who was kicked out of her home by the Buddhist disciples in Beijing circle also tried hard to pursue her wife, but the little Taoist priest who was full of crematoriums also

World 4: Ode to Joy (Guan Juer, Tan Zongming, Yao Bin)

The male protagonist is hesitating whether to choose Mr. Tan or Mr. Yao

A young man lived in a world of vast mountains and vast seas, a world where immortality flourished and prospered. Ancient magical powers coexisted with brand-new immortality, and all races sought a new path together. In this turbulent era, the young man longed for love and pursued beautiful women, until he finally realized that he was always alone. After a profound enlightenment, the young man wielded his sword of wisdom, severed his nine hundred and ninety-nine ties, and moved forward with grace. That day, plum blossoms bloomed like snow, and the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" appeared. Then, the young man discovered that he had more than nine hundred and ninety-nine ties... Follow Mianbao on Weibo at http://t.qq.com/fmianbao and email [email protected]. Everyone is welcome.

"The train circling the world, the alien gods made of steel, the mutants kneeling beside the railroad tracks, the shadows of giants in the clouds, the black birds with eyes and tumors..."

Qin Muyun carefully described to the doctor what he saw in his dream, and he was admitted to the mental hospital with satisfaction.

until........

He pinched a god to death in his dream, and when he woke up, his hands were stained with the blood of the god!

It turned out that this was not an illusion.

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Warlock John Kemp, this believer of the alien god has been collecting the blood of warlocks. After another harvest, he returned to the Dark City where he settled. When he just analyzed the harvest, he found that his treasure was stolen. In order to get back that thing, the magician followed the vague guidance and embarked on an adventurous journey again...

Do you believe there is a real world reflected in the mirror?

I believe it.

"Why?"

"Because I've been inside."

"Oh? What's it like inside?"

"It's exactly the same as the real world, except everything is upside down... Oh, there are no people in that world, no living people."

"No living people? What does that mean?"

"There are many, such as Sadako, zombies, vampires, Ouija boards, painted skin, the White Bone Demon... all kinds of terrifying creatures from human legends and urban tales, that world has them all."

So every night, the area opposite the mirror becomes exceptionally lively.

"Then you still dare to enter the mirror?"

"Don't worry, we're not ordinary people either. In that world, we can play all sorts of ghost-suppressing figures, such as Taoist priests, wizards, exorcists, mountain gods, local deities, and so on. The more powerful ones can even be mythological figures like Sun Wukong or Laozi."

"Whenever the night is quiet in reality, we secretly pass through the mirror, dress up as various legendary figures, and fight against ghosts and monsters. Those of us who can enter the mirror are collectively known as: the administrators of the mirror world."

"..."

The head of the psychiatry department looked at the patient across from him, who was dressed in a hospital gown and talking fluently, and wrote down the description he had just heard in the medical record: "Go on, I'm listening."