A crossover of Cursed series, Bungou Stray Dogs, plus a bit of Dream-Colored Patissier (just background, don't worry if you haven't read it), HE (Happy Ending).

The author is a newbie and has limited writing skills, so please bear with me, my darlings! ♡♡♡

Reading manual:

This story is also known as "The Strongest Man Who Might Be Single Forever Suddenly Gets a Girlfriend."

The characters may have off-screen moments, the plot may occasionally go awry, and as a new writer, my writing skills are limited, so please keep your imagination running wild~

There aren't many battles; the main focus is on tearing up brain-destroying plans, with occasional sweet slice-of-life moments.

My CP is that silly cat (5t5)

Main text:

What's it like to run a popular dessert shop in Yokohama?

Thanks for the invitation. I'm currently in Tokyo and just finished exorcising a cursed spirit.

At first, I just wanted to be a pastry chef quietly, but I accidentally attracted a silly cat...

"Boss, another serving of Xijiufu, super sweet~~" The white-haired man with the eye patch leaned over the counter, grinning like a troubled child.

Someone: ... (Silently pushes on the dessert and hides the dessert card in his hand)

#Regarding the incident of being forced to take on a part-time job after refusing a college teaching position (definitely not because of her looks!)#

#Yokohama's unofficial jujutsu community is also saving the world today (just kidding) by making desserts (darling~ today I'm making extra thick cream strawberry daifuku too)#

#A certain white-haired teacher: Mission reward? The life of the strongest sorcerer, how about that? Not bad, right? o(＊＾▽＾＊)o♪

And the country, New Tokyo.

Higashinohara, who wears his soul, only wants to live a quiet life without being disturbed, but [Crime Manual] accidentally appears in his mind. If you arrest the criminal, you can get attribute points and random rewards.

What? Can't you do it?

According to the criminal star of the prisoner, you can enjoy the free distribution of temporary attribute points (mission Buff) when arresting.

The poorer the prisoner, the more vicious the evil the prisoner is!

The harder my Buff is!

The fruits of mysterious ability, powerful swords, and various sequences of equivalences have all been transformed into magic rewards on the [Cevil Manual]...

Police Department: These extrajudicial maniacs are simply crazy, extremely vicious, full of evil...!!!

Higashinohara:

I mean...

Is there anything worse?!

...

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The following is the protagonist's self-introduction:

My name is Higashinohara, a 16-year-old high school student. I'm unmarried. I boarded at Aragaki Detective Office, Ogawacho, Edogawa District, New Tokyo. After high school, I worked as a discipline committee member of the Academy City. I cooperated with the Academy City Guard to arrest the offender and didn't go home until 8 p.m.

When I get home, I will exercise with my fingers upside down for an hour and taste different brands of canned coffee before going to bed, just after recalling some subtle differences, just like recalling the criminals who fell into my hands.

I will fall asleep on time at 11 o'clock.

Everyone says that my work and rest is very regular and healthy.

But it's a little ashamed to say.

Recently, in my mind,

It seems that something strange has appeared....

Zhang Hao fainted after watching the rare blood moon in a century. After waking up, he found that the whole world had changed…

The attributes and concepts of men and women are completely reversed. When a woman marries a man into a man marry a woman, the woman has to pay a gift. It has become very normal for women to make money to support their families. It has become normal for a man to be a housekeeper at home. A woman without a car or a house will be looked down upon, and even no man will be found. Men have become precious.

It’s normal for women to chase men, but men chase women back and forth… Men still say women are animals that rely on their lower body to think? ? ?

After many years of divorce, the father who had no relationship with a woman was even chased by the boss who had a daughter for five years. Only then did he reluctantly agree to remarry with her, and even his muscular boyfriend became a weak stranger!

If she doesn’t move, she will be followed by the aunt, and she will be photographed by the girl if her arm is accidentally exposed.

In short, Lin Hao was completely panicked, he could not understand the world anyway, but he still wanted to be a real man with iron blood!

My name is Jiang Shouyun, I am 17 years old, a student of Shilan Middle School, and yes, I am also a retired god of death.

I finish school at six o'clock every day, torture Bao Mingfei in the Internet cafe, and get home on time at eight o'clock.

After returning home, do two hours of Su Zhenhe meditation, go to bed at ten o'clock in the evening, drink a cup of hot milk before going to bed, and ensure a full eight hours of sleep without any fatigue or stress.

Tutoring Su Xiaoqiang every weekend, deftly defuses the rich woman's confessional offensive, and at the same time ensures that the sponsor is in a happy mood.

My dream is to maintain a stable life, and even my Zanpakutō says I'm normal.

Until that day, I sat in that Maybach at the invitation of Chu Zihang. The guy who called himself "God" stood in front of us with a tree branch and an eight-legged horse, and wanted to give us eternal life and strength. …

"Everything will return to its proper place. How arrogant is it that a mere false god dares to speak so brazenly about eternal life?"

Jiang Shouyun took off his plain glasses, crushed them quietly in his hands, and pushed back his wet hair, revealing his red-gold eyes.

The broken jade shone with a deep blue light, and the Zanpakutō eagerly desired to kill gods with great joy.

"Whether it's you, me, or the gods, no one has been at the top from the beginning, but the window period for the Throne of Heaven is about to end."

"From now on, I will stand on the throne."

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This is a story about a wage earner who combines the power of Death, Hollow, and Dragon to become a boss from today on, squeezing others to work for him.

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PS: If you have not read "Death", it will not affect your reading. The power systems of the two worlds will be integrated and there will be no regrets. Readers can read with confidence.

"Anime crossover, fun-loving heroine, heartthrob"

Numb, the true god Yu Jiang Chaluo created a system in order to find some fun. She originally wanted to experience an idol drama, but she accidentally turned it into a two-dimensional world.

Please, Yu Jiang Chaluo, who is born without emotions, has captured the hearts of countless handsome men here. System? Not at all! Use your looks if you have them, use your intelligence if you have it, and you can take any man you want!

Yu Jiang Cha Luo: Wow, you guys really cried?

Even a wicked woman can easily kill everyone using the "white moonlight" tactic!

(I don't even know what I'm writing in this introduction. It's not very convincing. Please move on to the main text.)

Fear of answering the phone, a woman who shuns strangers, a pig that lures beauties, invasive bugs, a cursed child, sudden misfortune raining from the sky, a spooky mental hospital, and a high-rise building full of lurking threats—all are part of The Ghost‑Tale Society.

The global spiritual energy is revived, and a black dragon appears over the sky of N City in H Country.

Legends awaken, myths emerge. Countless people begin to awaken their superpowers, and Lin Xingtao's superpower is to travel through the world.

He begins to move his spirit chicken, prying every world and becoming the boss of the world of heaven.

The male protagonist who is good at pretending to be strong and ruthless (Langmie), pretends to be in every world (yes).

World:

① Luck and fate:

Head with dragon energy, pretending to be a prince riding a dragon in the sky and making a voice of a traitor - Da Lin Wang, King Tao Tao!

② Steampunk Cthulhu:

"I want to charm the evil god!" "Luck is judged as a great success, will is judged as a great failure, you have successfully charmed the evil god."

③ Strange secret rules:

"People can't be generalized. I wanted to be a rich man and live a peaceful life, but why! I seem to have almost destroyed the world?"

How to destroy the world? Lin Xingtao said: Everyone who is more handsome than me in this world must die!

The world is destroyed——No way, little fool, how can there be someone more handsome than him in the world.

So he saved the world.

In the first year of the Xinhuo calendar, a large-scale supernatural recovery occurred around the world.

In the second year of the Xinhuo calendar, Jingguisi was established and began to contain supernatural beings on a large scale.

Three years after Xinhuo Calendar, Xun Xi traveled to this world full of despair. However, what was in front of him was a diary written by himself before his death, claiming to be the future himself.

The diary foretells his future death.

In other words, every line and sentence in the diary is his final work.

And it will be updated!

"Others who have traveled through time are all the proud sons of God, and opportunities will follow them wherever they go. Why am I the only one who dies wherever I go? I am just like a rebellious son of God, a version of an orphan."

"unfair!"

cosplay, that is, role playing.

Qiao Ji has a cosplay system that can create a variety of cos props.

And as long as you equip the cos props created by the system, you can gain the ability of the cos object.

Equip the [Gourd Little King Kong's Necklace] to gain abilities such as infinite strength, clairvoyance, and ears for the wind.

Equipped with [Kujo Jotaro's Hat], the evil spirit Platinum Star that can stop time appears quietly.

Equip [Jack Cooper's Helmet] to summon the Vanguard Titan BT-7274.

Equip [Uchiha Sasuke's contact lenses] and activate the third power, Susanoo.

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All the excitement is in "I Have a Cos System".

The behind-the-scenes story of this book, also titled "How to Turn a Crazy Age into Crazy", "On How One Man Deceives Thousands of Ghosts and Gods", "Do You See What You Are Doing?" and "The Troubled Neon"

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Rebirth in Tokyo, Japan, spiritual energy revives, heaven and earth undergo changes, ghosts and gods invade, the world trembles, and a crazy era arrives.

Wang Zun stood on the Tokyo Tower, overlooking the cracked sky in the distance. The place was full of ghosts, and the wind howled like ghosts crying and gods, as if Abi Hell was about to appear in the world.

In response, a system prompt sounded in Wang Zun's mind. As the only extraordinary person, he raised his hand and shook his head, his five fingers slenderly crossing over the Tokyo Tower, like an elegant music conductor, conducting silent but exciting music:

"System, consume script points and lower the lights."

In an instant, at noon in the sky, the blazing sun softened and dimmed.

"System, consume script points, prepare for the stage."

In an instant, Tokyo roared, and puffs of cloud-like fog filled Tokyo's streets, alleys, roads, and high-rise buildings, filling the entire Tokyo.

"system……"

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When everything was ready and the script was ready, the cracks in the sky opened wide...