Wake up from a dream and go back to 2011.

Lu Feng got a crude entertainment talent system.

"When you took the Nortel admissions exam, you stunned the audience with your song "Chengdu". You refused Sister Mi's invitation, studied like crazy to prepare for the college entrance examination, and entered the school with the first place in your major. Congratulations, you won [Nazha's extraordinary appearance]"

"Participating in the audition of "Xiu Chun Knife", you were suffocated by your dream, joined the cast with money, became the number one actor with a moustache, and frantically speculated on CP with the lion sister, and successfully topped the weekly box office championship. Congratulations, you won [Zhang Zhen's excellent temperament] "

…

What is top-notch?

Always strive for first place and never admit defeat!

It has strong popularity, terrifying box office, and unbeatable ratings. It has built a reputation with countless opponents. It has both good looks and talent. It is real and unpretentious. It has a widely circulated story of love, hate, and grudges.

For ten years, we have been producing hot hits without stopping!

There once existed an honorable founder of this panguan school of cultivation. His reputation was illustrious, but nowadays nobody dared to mention him. Even if they did, all they said was, “He met a miserable end.”

Only Wen Shi still abided by the rules. Every day, he would pay respects to the founder’s ferocious, colorful portrait, but because of that he ended up summoning a sickly tenant.

The tenant stood in front of the portrait and asked, “Who drew this?”

Wen Shi: “Me.”

Don’t ask. If you do, you’ll just end up feeling touched.

A unique cultivating game was launched, and players poured into the game.

Fang Yue is one of them.

But soon, he found that the game was strange and extremely difficult.

In the early days, a large number of players were persuaded to leave, but Fang Yue stayed and found that this game is not easy!

Three months later, the strangeness came to reality, and the game data was synchronized with reality.

Everyone panicked, and the players who had been dismissed suddenly returned, accompanied by players from all over the world, all flooding into “Blue Ocean”.

It’s just that when they started again and were killed in a strange way, they found that the old players in the game had a different style of painting.

Fang Yue: Bold and weird, you can tell at a glance that you are not human!

Fang Yue: Strange, I want you to help me practice!

Fang Yue: Strange, did I allow you to escape? Dawei Tianlong!

Death is only the beginning….

He is the boss of a small bar. Despite his gentle and amicable appearance, he is actually cold and detached. He was born with the ability to communicate with spirits but sealed it away, unwilling to get involved with the supernatural.

She is a rather unqualified lawyer. Timid as a mouse yet hates evil with a passion. Her birthdate is inauspicious but she’s also blessed by Buddha.

A weird and bloody case forced them together. Her cases grew more and more dangerous while his sealed abilities awakened and grew stronger. They were initially repulsed by each other, which turned to understanding, getting along, cooperating, and finally a mysterious yet fierce attraction. With the help of a friend, the two of them solve the city’s horror stories one after the other.

Qin Hao gained enlightenment in the water prison and was bound to a [Weibo God of War System].

As long as you interact more with netizens, you can simulate games and refine your skills.

until--

“We Hao fans are not afraid of trouble, but we don’t cause trouble either.”

"What, the anchor is setting the pace again, the wind is blowing, trying to avoid the limelight!"

“We don’t need to set the rhythm, the anchor will do it himself.”

"This player is good at everything, but he loves to tweet too much."

Someone who is familiar with Qin Hao can't stand it and can help explain.

PYL: "Qin Hao is the most self-controlled player I have ever seen."

IMP: "You call me IMP brother every day. He has a great personality."

Heart: “He has a great character.”

Homme was interviewed by Korean media: "I would most like to cooperate with Penicillin players, huh."

As for Qin Hao himself.

Having seen too many things being done badly and not cherished, in the beginning, he just wanted to be worthy of his own efforts.

But I persisted ten thousand times.

Life has become a clear stream in the circle.

Bae Yong-joon, the former KBS ace reporter, has become a paparazzi.

Floating in the world of fame and fortune in the entertainment industry, at the moment of fateful encounter, he awakened to the truth system and changed his destiny from then on.

Discover the truth, weave public opinion, influence the rise and fall of chaebols, and stir up the life and death of the political arena.

He is the uncrowned king of the peninsula!

Hammer the new king of Barcelona and exile the Netherlands to show its edge.

Lucky cat has turned into a new little demon, whoever is not convinced will be stabbed.

My name is Shen Feng.

Relationships generally say that I am crazy, and the old iron of my family calls me God.

Tailwind is strong, headwind is crazy, my style is impermanent.

Difficult situation desperate to die, Kaka Xiaoluo came to the rescue.

Conquer Peak Road.

The cameo defender is well-known, and he is crazy incarnate as a door god!

Shen Feng’s creed:

Life and death are bearish, if you don’t agree, just do it.

Born fearless, fight to the end.

This is a story about hard work and persistence.

Only perseverance and redoubled efforts.

In order to open a stronger hang.

See the stronger stars for your own use!

PS:

Studying medicine cannot save the national football team!

He had served in the strongest Special Forces, Heavenly Sword Special Force. As the commando of commandos, he created the Netherworld in the western underground world and became the formidable Oriental Yama. He said, “I’m Liu Feng. I’m adept at two things: killing and saving. If I want to cure someone, even ghost soldiers can’t take him away; if I want to kill someone, God can’t save him.” Now he was the bodyguard of Yang Shiwen, who was the daughter of the richest family in Donghai City and suffered from a rare disease. Could Liu Feng save Yang Shiwen’s life with his amazing art of healing? What would happen to his double life?

[All-male romance + Pampered by the main characters + Female lead is not human + Ponzi/P story + No main couple in the main text]

BT version: So delicious, so satisfying!

Artistic version: "Teacher, what is a temple?"

The white-haired teacher: "A place where offerings of incense are made."

...

"Then how can one receive offerings?"

Xia You, the cult leader: "Having followers."

Uka thought to herself, "Then she'll never have her own temple, because she's a little monster who's half-human and half-snake."

Normal version:

One second ago, Ukasen was still fighting with the monster.

The next second, she was transported to the Cursed Return World.

Coincidentally, there were also a lot of disgusting things here, and unfortunately, she was about to run out of power.

At this critical moment, a system popped into her mind, seemingly indicating a connection malfunction, and told her:

The task was to collect **precious** information, correct the plot of the five-part series being cut short, and then, after flooding her mind with a large amount of plot information, he irresponsibly logged off.

Precious? Ukaqian looked at the Su Nuo finger she had just snatched from the pile of cursed spirits and revealed an evil smile.

But her joy was short-lived; she was taken in by a gentle yet wicked cult leader, beginning her disastrous undercover mission at the vocational college...

After a long while, the broken system came online with a sharp crack: "I told you to collect everyone's precious love, what the hell are you doing with so many of Sukuna's fingers?!"

Ukashin: ...

Damn it! She even messed up her system task!

After the screams subsided, the system looked at everyone's maxed-out favorability ratings and the lively Gojo Satoru, and fell into deep thought...

PS: The timeline is the 27th Five-Year Plan period, before the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons (I personally hope that some group members survived).

You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.