"The stinky fox should pay the rent... Damn it, Kakarot?"

...

The Nine-Tails exploded, pointed at Naruto and jumped up: "Little brat, I'm going to teach you a lesson today."

Naruto rolled up his sleeves again: "Come on, come on, single combat."

"No!"

Naruto Uzumaki above Konoha looked down coldly, raised his right hand and stretched out a finger, a black and red sphere, gently pointed downward,

the black and red sphere gradually grew larger, and in an instant it swallowed up the entire Konoha, the huge roar and, dissipated in an instant, leaving no grass wherever it went.

"Hahaha, Sasuke-san, Neji-san, come and see the fireworks, what beautiful fireworks."

When the Five Kage were still confined to the surface war, Naruto set himself a small goal - to counterattack the Otsutsuki!

[Drama-oriented, no system, no time travel, group portrait, only Naruto, two male protagonists, atypical rebirth of Naruto.]

When the meteor fell, the world turned to ashes in the light, and the brilliant civilization became a scorched earth. It seemed that everything had ended. But Naruto opened his eyes in the light and suddenly found himself lying on the small bed in his childhood old house.

What kind of situation will the Seventh Hokage, who is not even as tall as the table, stir up and bring a different future to the world?

He said, "I want to liberate the world."

[Main CP Sasuke and Naruto, double male protagonists, double strong, double strong, double strong! Secondary CPs are Madara, Tobiizumi, Dai Ka, Itachi, etc. The main CP is slow to warm up. Naruto's IQ is upup]

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

[School beauty + sweet romance + system + urban fantasy]

After being rejected 99 times by the school beauty, Jiang Muye obtained the "Rejecting Kept Women" system.

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have achieved a Charm 99+! You are rewarded with ten million!"

The whole school was waiting for Jiang Muye to propose to his fiancée for the 100th time, but instead, the woman came to his door with a ring and proposed: "Jiang Muye, I have prepared a dowry of 300,000 yuan and a Maserati, as long as you marry me!"

Jiang Muye replied coldly, "Sorry, I don't live off women."

Everyone thought Jiang Muye was ungrateful, but who knew that Jiang Muye, who possessed hundreds of millions of assets, would have the school beauties frantically throwing themselves at him...

"Damn magical girl, don't underestimate the bonds between us villains!" Dawn said, glancing at his companions.

The organization's leader is actually a magical girl who traveled back from the future, and she's trying to persuade him to surrender.

The taciturn girl that the eldest brother took in has now been recognized and transformed into a magical girl;

His buddy, who called him brother, wasn't a magical girl, but this buddy had a female brother who had been whitewashed into a magical girl, so he was whitewashed too;

"Come on, it's your turn to get cleaned up!" Looking at the kind-faced crowd, he had no choice but to say:

"Quack, don't come near me!"

(Arms Dealer System + Strong Woman + Space + Beautiful Girls Army + Invincible + Cool Article + Sweeping the World)

Lu Chen traveled to a famine-stricken year similar to the end of the Ming Dynasty. At this time, there was chaos and war, and the people were suffering.

Lu Chen holds the space arsenal and is rewarded with 100,000 powerful pills at the beginning!

Any unmarried girl who takes this medicine will increase her strength by 10 times, her defense by 10 times, and her agility by 2 times.

Lu Chen formed his own army of beautiful women, resisting the red-haired devils in the south, fighting the Tartar soldiers in the north, crossing the island country in the east, and suppressing the rebellion in the west!

"My Lord, something bad has happened! A large group of bandits are attacking our village!"

Lu Chen: Don’t be afraid, sister, we have a crossbow!

"My Lord, it's bad news! The Tartar cavalry is coming!"

Lu Chen: Don’t cry, sister, we have a machine gun!

"My Lord, it's bad! The red-haired devils' armored gunboats are attacking!"

Lu Chen: Don’t be afraid, sister, we have a destroyer!

Lu Chen leads an army of millions of beauties, travels across five continents and four oceans, and builds an unprecedented feat!

[Urban Martial Arts] [Entire Group Portrait] [No System]

Space invades, and humanity is on the verge of pollution.

God descended to earth, and the ascendants appeared.

At the age of eighteen, everyone can choose a unique path to godhood in the Ascension Tower.

However, Jiang Qi's left eye was directly connected to the forbidden zone, preventing him from entering the Ascension Tower.

He embarked on a bizarre path in the forbidden zone—he could advance in rank simply by devouring monsters.

Everyone else's path to godhood is an upward climb, but Jiang Qi is falling downwards.

Consume the mechanical disk to gain the Rust Jump ability.

Consume the purifying giant vine to gain rebirth.

[Eat the god of lies and gain fantasy.]

Jiang Qi suddenly realized that he could eat more than just monsters.

......

"My name is Jiang Qi, and I suffer from a strange illness that makes me unable to control my laughter."

"But I gradually realized that something was wrong..."

"It seems like I'm not the one who's sick."

"The gods that people worship are the demons."

"Humans eat humans, even gods eat humans..."

"I am eating God."

He transmigrated to the Dragon Ball world and became Broly, starting with a god-level system, and left Planet Wampa.

Thus began a legendary chapter for Broly.

Frieza: "No! Impossible! How could I, the mighty King Frieza, be defeated by a mere wild monkey!"

Cell: "Who are you? Why are you stronger than Goku?"

Black Wukong: "Who are you? Why are you so much stronger than Sun Wukong?"

...

Broly: "My name is Broly, and I am the legendary Super Saiyan."

A video playback system has appeared in Teyvat, and all sorts of high-quality fan art are being uploaded there, including various regrets from the main storyline. What kind of sparks will fly when these appear in Teyvat? (Please submit some fan art!)

Year 32 of Konoha

It was lunchtime at the Ninja Academy. Kenshi, a newcomer from Earth, accepted a rice ball from Minato, whose smile was as bright and warm as the sun. As he took a bite, Kenshi couldn't help but think about Minato's tragic fate.

"To change the ninja world, I need to start by saving the Fourth Hokage, Namikaze Minato," he thought to himself.

But fate had other plans. Before Kenshi could even begin his mission, Minato who noticed something off about Kenshi. Turned him in to the Anbu, Konoha's secret police. Kenshi was then sent to a special interrogation room, a place reserved for spies.

Kenshi inside the room, stared blankly. Betrayal. He had been betrayed by the very person he intended to save. His original plan was in ruins. Now, he had a new mission: Destroy Konoha.

[Fair warning: The protagonist can be stupid. There's racism which you can expect from CN authors. The MC is a twisted mf due to betrayal, he doesn't see the world as real after what happened to him.]