Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

It tells the story of Boruto Uzumaki and Pinzhu, the son of Amaranth.

Boruto was ultimately unable to suppress Momoshiki within his body. Thus, Boruto had no choice but to use the Reaper Death Seal to perish together with Momoshiki.

Although Boruto passed away, his son Pinzhu was born just a few days later.

What will the future hold for ninjas? What kind of story will unfold between Pinzhu and the new generation of Konoha's Twelve Ninja?

[Rebirth] + [Treasure Girl] + [Healing] + [Mutual Redemption] In high school, Liu Chuan failed to protect his treasure girl, Chu Youyu. He left her to endure school bullying and the pain of losing loved ones alone. Ten years later, when Liu Chuan watched his beloved treasure girl jump from a high-rise building due to depression, he realized he hadn't protected her. Only after losing her did he understand how unbearable the pain Chu Youyu had endured was. ... After an unexpected rebirth, this time, Liu Chuan is determined to protect his treasure girl.

[Minor Illness][Multiple Female Leads][Strong Female Lead][Dual Civilizations] "My friend, your abilities will be a great lure, so I need you to achieve my goals. Similarly, this will help us develop our own weapon," Otto said. Zhong Li Mo silently agreed to Otto's proposal, thus sowing the seeds of her own downfall. "Sister... what are you going to do to my husband?!" "I won't let you disappear again... you will be by my side forever." "You mean our husband, whom we've waited fifty thousand years for, has been stolen by a bunch of paramecia?"

[The protagonist must die] [Regret] [Dreamland Boundary]

Is it painful in the late stage of cancer?

Compared to the cold eyes and ruthlessness of parents every day, the physical pain is probably far less than the pain in the heart.

Su Guan has been accustomed to this kind of life since he was a child. Since he had a younger brother in the family, his parents' already cold attitude towards him has become even more ruthless.

It was not until the doctor informed his parents of the condition and they learned that Su Guan only had six months left that they came to their senses and regretted it deeply.

"Su Guan, mom and dad beg you, please come back with us. We know we were wrong, please forgive us..." The parents knelt on the ground and cried bitterly, regretting their actions.

But what's the point of apologizing now?

Is belated love still love?

"Go away, don't bother me anymore, just pretend I never existed. Isn't it the same for me at home? It's been like this for so many years, why bother to apologize to me now?"

Forgive them?

Sorry, it’s impossible in this lifetime...

The eponymous murder mystery game is now available for pre-order! A confined space where stories determine life and death, endless twists and turns where details determine victory or defeat—this time, it's your turn to control your destiny! 14 novelists, 14 days, 14 terrifying and suspenseful stories—a death game has begun. 14 suspense novelists are "invited" to a mysterious location, where each must improvise a suspense story and tell it to the others. Afterwards, everyone scores them, and the person with the highest score decides everyone's fate! However, strange events occur one after another, and the number of participants dwindles daily. Who is the mysterious organizer? Who will escape alive? A terrifying secret is revealed at the end… Main characters: Nan Tian, ​​Guo Wanting, Araki Zhou, Chris

He was clearly acting bravely and righteously, but was framed as a murderer by the school beauty's family.

After ten years in prison, Cao Kun, carrying many criminal secrets, is reborn back to the night that changed his fate.

Watching the school beauty's mother being dragged into the alley again by three thugs, this time, Cao Kun didn't pick up the brick. Instead, he silently took out his phone and started recording.

"Madam, I want to be a good person too, but you forced me to..."

[Horror, Unsolvable, Infinite Stream] Pushing my own dual-post, "The Bad Man Turns into a Woman and Cries." The text reads: Lu Yanli lives in the most terrifying and absurd world. People turn a blind eye to all supernatural phenomena, living harmoniously and happily. Human sacrifices, child-eating, skinning for drums, pulling tendons for zithers... This world has gone mad. Only those from the outside world, calling themselves players, are normal people like him. He can only rely on them, struggling to survive and uncover the truth of this world... Player A: I noticed an NPC in the world I just visited. So pure and unpretentious, completely different from the other psychopathic NPCs. Player B: Yeah, yeah, me too. He's helped me a lot. I feel like he's smarter than the captain. What a shame, he's an NPC who was tricked into death. Player C casts a sympathetic look: ...Haha, is that Lu Yanli? Good luck to you all. *Pseudo-infinite flow + horror and supernatural + hard work to burn the brain① A crazy and weird society with chaotic order, modern fiction② All members are villains, using each other and backstabbing each other, the male protagonist is lawful evil, and occasionally chaotic③ Serious Asian horror, such as zombies, folk horror, Huang Daxian and the like, without live broadcast rooms, superpowers, upgrades, and card draws④ Involving a small amount of the fourth disaster, the SCP foundation's own settings, and Cthulhu elements————Push a wave of pre-collected articles "I am the Villain" The heroine has no CP to cultivate immortals (magic), the heroine is lawful evil——Zongmen's eldest disciple Wan Hesheng, a well-known outstanding righteous disciple. She is kind, gentle, she has the world in her heart, she is tenacious. The master is missing, she holds up a peak. The disciples are naughty, she patiently teaches them to become talents.

[No romantic pairing + a comprehensive overview of the universe + no main character + a shocking spectacle across all realms + a chaotic hodgepodge]

The celestial canopy descended upon all realms, causing all the heavens to tremble!

Warhammer 40,000: The Imperium of Man is dying in the Galactic Blood War, the Emperor sits on the Golden Throne in vain, Primarchs betray him one after another, and the Chaos God whispers! Loyalty and betrayal weave a tragic epic!

Lord of Mysteries: In the mist-shrouded steam age, mortals pilgrimage to godhood by consuming potions! The struggle for the order of things twists madly, the Great Old Ones awaken silently, and the countdown to the apocalypse has begun!

Mysterious Resurgence: Ghosts and monsters have resurfaced globally, and vengeful spirits have brought a new rule of killing! Mortals fight ghosts with ghosts, harnessing evil spirits to seek a glimmer of hope! Who are the ghosts? Who are the humans? Despair spreads across the globe!

The audience across countless worlds went completely mad: "A world even more sanity-destroying than Warhammer has appeared!" "The potion pathway is more terrifying than Chaos Corruption!" "The Ghostly Rule System is unsolvable? Can the Bolt Gun solve it?" "These worlds are more insane and desperate than the last!"

When the Astartes of Warhammer encounter the mysterious Sequence Path... When the Emperor of the Golden Throne gazes upon the mysteriously resurrected vengeful spirit... Who will be the darkest and most despairing world in the universe?

Qing Dynasty: The eldest lady in the previous life, the arrogant and proud little playboy, hits people when she disagrees with them

Not double clean, avoid thunder.

Plot 1: Nalan Zhu has a beautiful face and graceful figure. She was spotted by Emperor Kangxi at first sight when she first entered the harem. Once she was favored, she was directly canonized as a noble lady and given the title Yi.

When paying respects in Changchun Palace, Concubine Yi's appearance attracted the attention of everyone in the six palaces. The pregnant concubine Uya was the first one to get restless and started chatting and talking, all of them saying that Concubine Yi was using her beauty to please others.

With a loud "slap", the unexpected palm strike shocked all the concubines in Changchun Palace. Concubine Wuya was humiliated, holding her stomach with her hands, her face full of pain.

"Noble Lady Yi has insulted me and the prince in public. I ask Concubine Niuhulu to help me."

Without waiting for the person in the lead to speak, Concubine Yi crossed her arms over her chest and glanced at the kneeling Concubine Wuya with contempt, as if the other party was not worthy of her attention at all.

"I'll hit you if I want to. Just take it. Why do you need help?"

Concubine Wuya was so angry that she fell backwards, and Concubine Yi became famous in one battle.

Plot 2: The Emperor slammed the door and left, and Concubine Yi was confined to her house for a month. Seeing that Concubine Yi had fallen out of favor, the kitchen staff deliberately withheld the expenses of the Yikun Palace.

At the end of one month, Concubine Yi dressed up and took everyone from Yiku Palace to the imperial kitchen.

Liang Jiugong ran into the Qianqing Palace in a panic, shouting, "Your Majesty, something terrible has happened! Concubine Yi, Concubine Yi..."

"What, Concubine Yi knows she's wrong? Well, why don't you invite your Master Yi in?"

"No, Your Majesty, Concubine Yi has assaulted someone again and even smashed up the imperial kitchen. Please go and take a look!"

Kangxi: "Are you happy with the smashing? If not, let her come to the Qianqing Palace to smash it."