I, Kitahara Nankaze, possess eyes that can face the gods. But I only use them to look at girls. —Transmigrating to Kanagawa, Japan. I have girls, a house, a shrine, and a... grandfather who's about to be driven mad by the gods.
Rebirth in the parallel world, the exhaustion of the previous life, makes Li Han just want to be a quiet salted fish.
Celebrity? famous?
Forget it, something illusory!
but……
A theme song he wrote before he went home went viral.
I’m famous?
That’s it, then be a salted fish among the stars…
System: Zhang Moumou is a Japanese spy who will deliver intelligence tonight near the Xiaoheng Bridge pier on the north bank of the Tonghui River. Yan Jiefang will rush to the Public Security Bureau to report him that very night. ... System: At 3 PM this afternoon, Li Huaide's car broke down at the intersection of Dongzhimen and Mianhua Hutong. Yan Jiefang was passing by carrying a bucket of fish. "Deputy Factory Director Li, want to buy some fish?" ... System: At 1 PM, Banggeng stole a chicken. Yan Jiefang hurriedly collected the other one. ... System: At 3 AM, someone broke into your room... "Hey, Dad, what are you trying to do?" Yan Jiefang withdrew a stick. ... The People's Livelihood System, protecting you. Years later, Yan Bugui looked at the money his second son had earned and fell into deep thought. "I've saved my whole life, and it's not even enough for a fraction of what I earned." Yan Jiefang quickly withdrew a "Dad!" It's unrealistic to expect the Yan family to change; it's as difficult as climbing to heaven! Revenge must come at least once! Information gap! Catch the spy! Find the treasure!
From the first order of 375 to the current average order of 9,000.
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I traveled through time to a past idol who debuted at the age of 15, and was still a senior high school student.
The unscrupulous agent forced him to quit the circle, and without a job, there was no income.
The most urgent thing after traveling through time was to support himself first.
But he had no system and no golden finger, and only relied on his memory. How could he replicate the miracle?
It’s okay, after all, he was a person who relied on his own ability to get into 985.
New era, new world, struggle, starting from a past idol.
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This article is slow and daily. I am in a different world, I just traveled through time, my memory is not good, I haven’t sung many songs, and I haven’t acted in many dramas. In order not to be unemployed in the future, I have decided to be a top student for now.
——Lu Yanhe.
Awakening attribute absorption system, becoming the attribute absorption maniac in the entertainment industry, with a certain probability of absorbing attributes from others.
However, the absorbed attributes must be stored in the corresponding certificates, so Hao Yun had to embark on a crazy road of certification.
Either in the certification, or on the way to the certification!
Reporter: I heard that you have obtained more than 100 certificates, making you the star with the most certificates in the entertainment industry.
Movie King: No, no, only more than 90.
Reporter: Then which of these certificates do you think has the highest gold content?
Movie King: Let me find it... Oh, sorry, I took the wrong one.
Reporter: Fool, mental illness certificate! ?
This is a story about the pursuit of victory.
– “I subscribe only to the theory of victory. I only pursue victory. As long as I am able to obtain victory, I don’t care if it’s total football or counterattack. What is the ultimate goal of professional soccer? In my opinion, it is victory, and the pinnacle of victory is to become the champions. I am a manager. If I don’t wish to lose my job or be forgotten by the people, there’s only one path for me to take, and that is to lead the team in obtaining victories, in obtaining championship titles!”
The main character was not well-liked by people.
– “…We conducted a survey which had been deemed by Manager Tony Twain as extremely meaningless. In a random street survey conducted, ninety-three percent of those surveyed chose the option ‘I hate Tony Twain’, while only seven percent chose the option ‘This person is rather decent, I like him’. It is worth noting that nobody chose the option ‘Who is Tony Twain? I don’t know him’. Mark, do you know why Manager Twain felt that our survey was very meaningless?” Parker, a reporter from laughed loudly and said when he was being interviewed by BBC.
But there were also people who were madly in love with him.
– “…Became the spokesperson of world-wide famous clothing brands, shot advertisements, frequented the fashion industry’s award ceremonies, endorsed electronic games, has a supermodel girlfriend. His earnings from advertisements exceed his club salary by seventeen times, owns a special column in various print medias, publishing his autobiography (in progress), and is even said that he is planning to shoot an inspirational film based off his own person experiences! Who can tell me which part of his life experiences is worthy of being called ‘inspirational’? Hold on….Are you all thinking that I’m referring to David Beckham? You’re sorely mistaken! I’m talking about Manager Tony Twain….”
He was very knowledgeable about Chinese soccer.
– “…I’ve heard about it, that Bora gifted four books to his manager Mr. Zhu before your country’s national team’s warm up match. After which, the team lost 1:3 to a nameless American team from Major League Soccer. The new excuse that Mr. Zhu gave for losing the match, was that Bora gifted ‘books’ (‘books’ and ‘lose’ are homophones in the Chinese language). Here, I recommend that you guys find out what that one specific book is. Which book? Of course the one that caused you all to score a goal. After that, tell me the title of the book. Before every match, I will gift ten copies of that same book to you. In that case, won’t you all be able to get a triumphant 10:0 win over your opponents every time?” An excerpt taken from Tony Twain’s special column in a certain famous Chinese sports newspaper.
[High-level martial arts, twin sisters, gun master, passionate, decisive in killing] In the world of high-level martial arts, Ning Feng, who became an orphan at a young age, has mediocre qualifications. His college entrance examination scores can only allow him to go to an ordinary university, but he has two twin sisters with amazing talents. The elder sister Xiao Jingzhe is arrogant and arrogant, while the younger sister Xiao Bailu is cute and very sensible. They have countless suitors in school. Ning Feng, who thought he would be lonely all his life, awakened the simulation system, which allows him to travel through the past and the future to challenge powerful alien beasts and obtain a large amount of cultivation resources. Ning Feng, who was originally mediocre in strength, used the system to cheat in cultivation, and his own strength also ushered in a surge. In the national college entrance examination competition, he won the first place with a blockbuster, shocking the audience! A few years later, when the alien beasts surrounded the city and the alien race was about to overthrow the human race, Ning Feng stepped forward, broke the mountains and rivers with his gun, shattered the darkness, and shattered the alien demon king, becoming a peerless martial god!
In 2003, the celestial fairy version of "Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils" was ready to start filming.
At this time, the great movie star Chu Xuan came back again...
[Main character only + not villain + lighthearted + slow burn in the early stages]
An Yi: "They falsely accused me of dining and dashing, and even slandered me for taking advantage of the waiter. You all have to stand up for me! @All members!"
Soldier King Lin Chen: "No spamming in the main group! I've withdrawn this message!"
An Yi: "Damn it! Poker face, give me the group owner!"
Boxing Emperor Fang Jueming: "Master, what happened to you! I'm here to save you!"
Abandoned Young Master Bai Xiu: "I finally slept for three months, and you @ me up. What did I retract?"
Reincarnator Chen Bing: "You can't even handle this little thing? Boss, don't blame me for looking down on you (pushing up glasses.jpg)."
Reborn Shangguan Qianqian: "Heh, flirting with a waitress? Does Mu Xuan know?"
An Yi: "No, that's not how it is, Qianqian, let me explain!"
Poison Doctor Zhang Fan: "Cough, do you need drug sterilization? I just learned it recently, and the effect is pretty good."
Sword Master Xiao Ye: "Using a sword will suffice; I guarantee not a drop of blood will be shed."
Vulcan Ye Tian: "Think about how to save An Yi. Is she in danger? I don't quite understand the rules of your world."
Son-in-law Long Aoyun: "We have assembled 100,000 soldiers and are setting off."
comfortable:"……"
An Yi: "@Son-in-law Long Aoyun, bro, don't, don't be impulsive, just transfer some money to me!"
The mysterious golden dragon tattoo on the chest, the strange human-shaped corpse in the grave, the dying beggar speaking a strange language, the modern writing on the ancient stone tablet, all these deeply trouble Wu Zhongyuan, who am I? where am i from? where am i going…