(Urban imagination + male protagonist slapping face + system + hilarious, if you don’t laugh after reading chapter 30, I’ll give you a slap on the face!)

"Have you seen too many false advertisements? Now, they are all true!"

Zhou Yiming, 25 years old, is a migrant worker in Beijing with a monthly salary of 18,000 yuan and a debt of 110,000 yuan. He is bombarded with false advertisements such as "buy a house with 0 down payment", "win an iPhone for 1 yuan", and "beautiful anchors play games with you online" every day, and has suffered a mental breakdown.

Until one day, he smashed his phone in anger and accidentally activated the "False Advertisement Come True System" - from then on, all the deceptive ads, all! Come true!

"Buy a house with 0 down payment?" The black-hearted real estate agent moved into an unfinished building that has been standing for 30 years!

"Win an iPhone for 1 yuan?" 999 real phones were found in the fraud company's warehouse!

"Paying a large sum of money to have a child?" A group of scammers collectively experience the "pregnancy simulator"!

Even more outrageous is——

The system can also be upgraded! When Zhou Yiming discovered that "immortal cultivation advertisements," "interstellar battleship instant kills," and "two-dimensional foil clearances" could also become reality...

All the leeks in the universe started calling him dad!

Ai Chen traveled through time.

The good news is that he traveled to a wealthy family and became a true rich second generation with endless money.

The bad news is that he forgot to bring his second brother with him when he traveled through time, causing him to become a delicate and beautiful girl.

If they become girls, they will do something earth-shattering, right?

So Xia Yingxing kidnapped another rich girl, Lingyun, and brought her home to raise as his wife...

Xia Yingxing: "From today on, you are my wife."

Lingyun: “Da-me~”

after a while……

Xia Yingxing: "Wife..."

Lingyun: "Kiss me first and then talk about other things, okay?"

[Socially insecure time travel + slice-of-life + lighthearted + no conspiracy theories + satire + no system + gender swap]

Time travel is a popular theme, but it's become so common that it's become commonplace, so I won't go into detail.

What?! I died in the women's restroom right at the start, and I was even wearing a female ninja cosplay outfit? My health bar was completely wiped out, no need for any resuscitation?

What? After being reborn, instead of becoming a powerful boss, she became a lowly little girl in the Naruto village who couldn't even gather enough chakra?

The son of the Hokage becomes the Hokage, the descendants of ninjas continue to be ninjas, and the sister of a tool becomes a cosplayer. So, as a former office worker who died at a social gathering... am I destined to start from scratch and become a nobody?

Good, good, good. Others who transmigrate get Sharingan, tailed beasts, or at the very least, the inheritance of a sage.

And me? I only inherited a head full of modern common sense, and a female ninja cosplay outfit that I haven't given away yet.

There were no system reminders, no old man whispering, and no one told me, "You are the chosen one."

but--

Naruto was able to turn the tables with his Multiple Shadow Clone Technique, so why can't I turn the tables by staying up all night to practice the Substitution Technique?

Sasuke has Uchiha blood, and I also have the "dead man buff" from dying once!

After all, what is there for a man who once died wearing a skirt amidst a pile of high heels to fear from the prejudices of the ninja world?

So, Chiba silently opened her ninja academy textbook and wrote a note on the chapter on "Chakra Control":

"I understand the theory, but I rely on hard work in practice. I'm starting a new chapter in my life, never giving up."

—There are no cheat codes in this world, but I have a life, a life that has died once and is no longer afraid of starting over.

My name is Jiang Yue, a time traveler from the Age of Advanced Martial Arts. Like all story protagonists, I possess a golden finger—[Infinite Regeneration]. From flesh and blood to bones, organs and brain. From martial arts cultivation and understanding to breakthrough experience and innate strength. Even memory, spirit, supernatural powers, luck, lifespan, soul. Even laws, domains, status, and uniqueness. Everything is regenerated. Everything is for sale. Initially, I sold my organs and flesh on the dark web black market to obtain my first cultivation resources. Later, I traded with the federal nobles, offering "customized martial arts experience packages" and "perfect memory breakthroughs" in exchange for their monopolized knowledge, wealth, and status. After that, I offered endless sacrifices to the evil god, reaping the rewards. Finally, in the depths of my mind, I constructed the [Infinite Exchange], offering to the heavens and myriad realms...

As soon as he traveled to the world of the Korean entertainment girl group training game, Li Jing had to face the hell of insufficient company funds, group disbanding, and employee resignation. However, when he saw the four trainees in his company, Zhang Yuanying, An Yuzhen, Jin Qiutian and Jin Zhimin, and Liu Zhimin who joined later, he felt that all difficulties were nothing. "I just want to give these girls a stage." Many years later, when a reporter interviewed Li Jing, who was already known as the king of Korean entertainment, he looked at the Girls' Generation performing on the stage and said so. Ps: hy, there are many female protagonists.

[Refined self-interest + immersive role-playing + irresistible charm + love at first sight + no fixed romantic partner]

Luo Ningran was an orphan who died suddenly from overwork. She was then bound to a system, and her newbie gift pack revealed an aura of unparalleled beauty.

So she began to use her stunning beauty to enter various worlds, playing the role of a villainous supporting character.

From then on, all the chosen ones from those planes were completely captivated by her, and went mad for her...

① The materialistic ex-girlfriend of the male protagonist in a novel about pursuing his wife

She transmigrated into the body of the materialistic ex-girlfriend of the male lead in a novel about a wife-chasing tragedy. During a video call with the male lead, his roommate suddenly barged into the frame, revealing his beautiful body, and from then on, she fell in love with someone else...

②The vicious ex-wife in a novel about having no heirs and giving birth during a time of childlessness

As the ex-wife of the male protagonist who had no heir, she was burdened with the reputation of being unable to have children after he married the female protagonist and they had triplets. She lived a lonely life because of this.

But what if the ex-wife remarries and gets pregnant? Who is the one who can't have children?

[Bankruptcy at the Start + Cutting-Edge Technology + Thrilling Story] Xu Le wakes up to find himself back in 2008, his family on the verge of bankruptcy. Fortunately, the [Research BUFF System] arrives just in time. While others copy, he innovates; while others iterate, he revolutionizes! Starting with small home appliances that sell like hotcakes online, he develops his own system, creating a national must-have device; from a tiny chip, he breaks monopolies and defines industry standards! When Western giants wield the sanctions stick, Xu Le simply smiles: "Sorry, from home appliances and mobile phones to new energy vehicles, I want them all!" This is a passionate legend of leading Chinese products to rise and ultimately becoming an industrial hegemon.

Xu Yi transmigrated to the world of "Covering the Sky" and became the brother-in-law of the future Emperor Ye, hoping to curry favor with him. Unexpectedly, he also awakened the Flawless Chaos Body and the Ancient Double Pupils, directly becoming the strongest genius of the Golden Age. At this time, the "All Heavens Great Dao Chat Group" invited him to join. Everyone in the group was talented, eloquent, and knowledgeable. Han Li of the Seven Mysteries Sect: "Fellow group members, I, Han, must take a step back, be careful." Ying Zheng: "I just want to become an immortal, that's not too much to ask, is it?" Mischievous Kid: "Come on, come on, let's livestream the ancestor of barbecue, repeatedly deep-fried..." Keisha: "Having devoured so many stars and comprehended so many laws..."

The phenomenal variety show "Love In" has launched with great fanfare. Lin Xia was fortunately chosen by the directors to participate as an amateur. However, according to the contract, he was required to portray an unconventional character to highlight the excellence of the other guests. This included, but was not limited to, being a scoundrel, a low-brow, sarcastic, stingy, narcissistic, abstract, and annoying... In short, he was to play a supporting role, attracting negative attention. After the deal was completed, the production team promised to pay him one million yuan directly. The director said, "I know this might embarrass you, so you should consider accepting this contract..." Before the director could finish, Lin Xia signed the contract almost instantly: "Director, don't worry. What's the point of embarrassment? I can't just give up the money for the sake of face, right? Don't worry, as long as the money is in place, I'll even let you have a seizure on the show, not to mention abstractions!" The director smiled with satisfaction: "I've always thought you're capable, young man!" However, two days later, as the show premiered, the director was stunned by the sight of the young diva covered in cow dung. So, he asked, what? Lin Xia: ...I just wanted her to stay away from me, to avoid my online girlfriend misunderstanding me. Who knew she'd actually explode? Little Queen: So is it possible that I'm your online girlfriend? Lin Xia: ??? Director: ??? Everyone online: ??? Wait, this is a bit confusing, give me some time! …… ……

My name is Imazumi Rinnaeus, and I'm a transmigrator.

As a transmigrator, I naturally came equipped with a golden finger system.

My system is called the Dream Performance System. As long as I complete performances according to the script, I can receive rewards in the form of "tags."

Those max-level attributes, talents, skills, and even tags for health and longevity look truly enticing.

However, this damn system took over a decade just to activate, and the first script it gave me left me speechless.

Because this script... isn’t something one person can complete alone. It requires the cooperation of several girls.

For heaven’s sake, even in open-minded Japan, what decent girl would agree to this kind of script?

...

"My name is Nakano Ichika."

"My name is Nakano Nino."

"My name is Nakano Miku."

"My name is Nakano Yotsuba."

"My name is Nakano Itsuki."

Today, they accepted an invitation from a certain "great system." In order to achieve their respective goals, they decided to seek out someone with the surname Imazumi and perform the script together.

It’s just that this script... is way too embarrassing...