Tang Siqi is a homebody. She takes on freelance drawing jobs from home and earns a little money each month, but her income is very unstable, easily leading to financial difficulties. Her relatives see her as an oddball, and her classmates see her as a ghost. She spends all her time at home drawing, ordering takeout for meals, and practically never leaves her apartment. …
In the saints' most bewildered moment, their "God" descended from heaven. Years later, "Kiyashi, Kiyashi, why are you always able to create records that have never been set before?" "Because my pursuit is endless!" Kiyashi replied. In reality, "These achievements are merely extra honors for you, but for me, they are real benefits!" Kiyashi laughed wildly.
"Elegance" was once the most fashionable compliment in the football world, like blue and white porcelain after a clear rain... exuding an air of "classical" and "artistic" beauty. It was Zidane's composure during the Marseille turn, Riquelme's elegant "Cruyff turn," Berbatov's seemingly lazy shot... those moments that made fans willingly hold their breath... the ball at their feet seemed to come alive, each touch like a brushstroke on a canvas, carrying a graceful, unhurried beauty. Until Makelele's meteoric rise, elegance gradually became synonymous with "sluggishness," silently swept into the corners of history. James Rodriguez's meteoric rise followed by a decline in his career in 2014 further proved that elegance was dead! From then on, elegance became a cursed possession for coaches. In 2015... a Chinese teenager, deemed "unworthy" by experts, walked into Fiorentina with unwavering determination...
Centuries after the revival of Earth's spiritual energy, psychic technology has become dominant.
Cultivating immortality no longer requires any spiritual roots, talents, or comprehension.
A miniature spiritual energy reactor can be implanted in the dantian, and a chip can be directly implanted in the brain to achieve enlightenment.
Even the Heavenly Dao is nothing more than something that can be observed and utilized by supercomputers.
But on this Earth where even pigs can become immortals, the abundance of cultivators has led to a severe shortage of spiritual energy.
Xia Li was fortunate enough to obtain a mysterious ring, which led him to a traditional cultivation world where he discovered he could travel between the two worlds.
In that world where spiritual energy was abundant but most cultivators lacked talent, Xia Li knew that the path to immortality was already laid out before him.
Alchemy? Switch to alchemy mode!
Fighting? Switch to sword cultivator mode!
Enlightenment? I have a built-in supercomputer in my brain, so do as you please.
Millions of techniques and spells exist on the Heavenly Dao Network; a click to download and learn them instantly. AI-managed crafting of pills, arrays, artifacts, and talismans can be completed with a single click.
If you find the flesh and blood too short, you can ascend mechanically.
Xia Li has only one question regarding the path to immortality in the new era.
"So, will the Cyber Immortal dream about the Quantum Path?"
For twenty-three years, Fang Ming's life had been peaceful, until a special screen appeared in the sky. Every week, a tokusatsu series called *Magical Girl Aki* would play on the screen, making the world aware of magical girls. However, when the screen appeared and the story of magical girls began playing, Fang Ming was already packing his bags and running away. Why? Because he was a magical girl.
"If the sun experiences a helium flash in 100 years, how can humanity save itself?"
"If dinosaurs hadn't gone extinct, but instead evolved into dinosaur-humans, when they appeared, would humans become their food or their masters?"
"If a biohazard outbreak occurs, will the sheer number of zombies be more effective, or will humanity's carbon-based biological equalizers be more powerful?"
Qin Xuan knew the answer because he had personally witnessed ten thousand ways humans could die.
He obtained an infinite deduction system that could create parallel worlds and observe billions of possibilities for humanity.
Thus, Qin Xuan became a cosmic observer.
He will receive various rewards as long as he leads human development and changes the course of the world in parallel worlds.
But in every simulation, the fate of humanity is extremely tragic.
First scenario: A Type II civilization arrives, creating a solar crisis; humanity struggles several times, ultimately leading to extinction.
Second scenario: Dinosaur-like humans emerged from underground, domesticated humans, and turned them into canned humans.
Third scenario: A biohazard outbreak occurs, resulting in heavy human losses...
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However, after each simulation, Qin Xuan would edit everything that happened in the parallel world into a movie and release it on the real-world internet.
After watching it, all the real people were collectively devastated: "This isn't a movie, it's a million ways for humans to die!"
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But it was under Qin Xuan's guidance and pressure that humanity frantically evolved towards a god-like civilization.
Finally, when Qin Xuan achieved godhood through countless parallel worlds, humanity in the real world also became a god-level civilization through his influence.
"What I'm predicting is not just the future, but also the path to godhood for humankind."
Defeating a Hydra agent only adds 0.2 contribution points? Looking at the 10 million contribution points required to unlock the Sun Disk, Lin Yuan fell silent. Rebuilding Shurima's glory, Hydra shedding a little blood—isn't that a bit much? When Thanos descended, he encountered the newly unlocked Mordekaiser; when the Time Bureau wanted to annihilate the timeline, they met the time assassin Ekko; when the Celestials descended, they encountered Aurelion Sol, the Star Forger; Lin Yuan thought: It's normal for a legitimate Shurima Empire to be full of talent, right? Those who offend Shurima, no matter how far away, will be punished! [PS: Those who haven't seen Marvel or played LOL can still read this without worry; I've already mentioned every character in the story...]
[Characters appearing include characters from Honkai Impact 3rd, Star Iron, Grand Blue, Oregairu, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, and Saekano... as well as some heroines whose origins are unclear. I won't cite their sources; those who like these series will understand.]
Don't worry, it's not some cuckolded turtle.
He was laid off at the age of 38, burdened by mortgage and car loan payments, and his fiancée ran off with someone else, taking 800,000 yuan with her.
Yu Tiancheng, filled with resentment, is reborn at the age of seventeen. He discovers that life in his senior year of high school is not so boring. The sky is still blue, the school beauty is still so bright and beautiful, and his parents still love him the most.
Now that we've restarted, let's be spirited and act recklessly this time!
I, Kitahara Nankaze, possess eyes that can face the gods. But I only use them to look at girls. —Transmigrating to Kanagawa, Japan. I have girls, a house, a shrine, and a... grandfather who's about to be driven mad by the gods.