"How about you delete me?"

"Otherwise, every time I receive a message, I will think it's you."

Customer: "Is it okay for me to buy a house? Can you please stop sending me this kind of message?"

"Come to my house after get off work and explain it to my husband."

Lin Yuan traveled through a parallel world and found that he was participating in a variety show and was randomly selected to work as an agent.

When other people sell their houses, they beg their father and grandma to sue them. He is not doing his job properly when selling his house. He is either finishing his job or on the road to finishing his job.

Sell the noisy house near the railway to the deaf and mute!

Sell dark and damp apartments to people who make wine!

Sell the spooky haunted house to people who make suspense movies

Sold the house in the deep mountains and old forests to a weight loss center!

Netizens are confused: What the hell do you call this an agency? I believe him even if he is said to be a pimp!

"Mr. Xu, are you really a heavenly master?"

"If it's fake, it's more real than gold!"

"I heard that your reputation in the spooky circle is very bad. One spook even called the police to say that you were threatening him?"

"impossible!"

"not me!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Xu Yang clenched the thousand-year-old peach wood sword in his hand and said, "What is that sly one calling? Do you dare to let him confront me face to face?"

(PS: This book is also known as: "This Heavenly Master is Too Cruel" and "Become Stronger by Being Scared".)

Traveling through the parallel world of Blue Star, my reputation as a top star has collapsed?

I awakened a system, and the system has a performance card prop, which can directly increase performance?

Fans:

"Haha, it's good that this dead scumbag has collapsed, this kind of person should be forgotten!"

"No, how come this dead scumbag's album has exceeded 9 million, are you sick, you still buy his albums after you stop being his fans?"

"No, the dead scumbag's online store is selling well? It's all fans buying? What kind of brainless fans, get out!"

"Ah, his box office has exceeded 5 billion again? People in the circle are saying that he has the most fans?"

"What about you said you would stop being his fans and black him for life? This is how you black him!??"

The world's first virtual reality online game is about to enter open beta. The poor Su Lai originally just wanted to make some quick money with this game, but as she delved deeper into the game, she realized that something was wrong with it.

[No CP][Female-oriented text][Group wear + Daily life + Funny + Entertainment + Cultivation]

Song Jixing has diligently cultivated the world of cultivation for over a hundred years, finally achieving the Golden Elixir. However, a divine artifact explodes and sends him back to the modern era, where he becomes a minor celebrity. A century of cultivation has left Song Jixing with no desires, only to live a carefree life.

Who would have thought that she wasn't the only one who came back! Her fellow disciples also came back with her!

Song Jixing's dream of being a poor boy was shattered, and he could only work hard to support his family.

Unexpectedly, all the disciples came through one by one!

Yue Guan is known as the man who built China for five thousand years.

From Emperor Qin Shihuang who unified all the eight countries, to the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty who opened up the land; from the only military strategist Emperor Taizong of Tang dynasty, to the extreme comeback from Emperor Ming Chengzu; even the King of Shang and Zhou from the ancient era.

Five thousand years of China’s history, there was no emperor that Yue Guan couldn’t play. He has created countless classic images of the emperor on the screen, and many people directly revered him as his majesty.

In response to this, Yue Guan has always been very humble: This King is Only An Actor.

Zhou Mo, with a third-class master’s degree, entered the provincial top three hospitals for training.

It turned out that every one of the Gu Piansheng students here are masters of theology.

And you are the worst!

Fortunately, Zhou Mo has a golden finger “opening the book is beneficial” system, as long as you read it, you will gain something!

Looking at Zhou Mo, it was like relying on his own efforts to counterattack all the way and become a shining doctor.

“I volunteer to devote myself to medicine!”

“I am determined to do my best to eradicate human diseases, improve health, and maintain the holiness and honor of medical skills!!”

(This is a doctor’s journey of struggle, blood, healing and saving lives!)

"Director Xu Nan, may I ask why you always make bad movies?"

"I solemnly remind you that I have never made a bad movie."

"Spider-Man" starring Mimi is so bad, is it still considered a bad movie?

"It doesn't count."

"The Starring Man starring Shi Shi aroused boycotts from all the little lions."

"That means they don't understand appreciation."

"Liu Yifei's upcoming film "Dragon Mother" has been designated as the worst movie of this year by the Golden Broom Awards."

"Slander, it's all slander. You guys just can't bear to see me making money. By the way, the movie "Sweeping Alliance" co-starring Mimi, Shi Shi, and Liu Yifei is about to be produced. Please don't miss it."

At the beginning, he encountered unspoken rules, and then he was taught to insert a knife into his ribs, and he was obviously wronged, and the truth was revealed, but he was forced to apologize by the brokerage company.

Chen Mo exploded with his backhand and concocted the first case of online defamation in the entertainment industry!

Refrigerated? Blocked? Feel free!

It's all crossed, who is still a star, I am the director, what are you in a hurry for?