"Officer, I really wasn't selling drugs. I was selling real rock candy! If you don't believe me, feel free to check!"

During the arrest operation against drug trafficking and drug manufacturing in Tazhai Village, a young man shouted that he did not sell drugs while being escorted.

Hearing his words, Lin Yaodong beside Li Weimin looked at Lin Yi without changing his expression: "Uncle Dong is very happy that you can tell the truth, but Uncle Dong doesn't like your behavior! Uncle Dong is unhappy!"

Lin Yi, who accidentally traveled to Tazhai Village, knew the fate of Tazhai very well. In order to avoid eating melon seeds and going to jail, he resolutely refused to touch drugs.

Rock sugar has always been sold as a drug, and what is sold is real rock sugar.

They even disliked the high cost of rock sugar and replaced it with alum.

Until Tazhai was cleared, he had never come into contact with poison.

However.

He could not escape jail because he replaced rock sugar with alum, which constituted the crime of fraud.

Lin Yi was very dissatisfied with this.

He wants...

Raise chickens and ducks, tease yellow dogs, drive out wild boars, dig out bird nests, bees in the cliffs are delicious, catch fish and shrimps in the mountains and streams are more fun, go hunting up the mountain with a slingshot, and the abused wild bear laughs, overhead The green eagle guards the field, and the pangolin helps me find medicine…

In the bright spring, happy young people are walking, a small mountain and water, and there is endless fun!

[Urban version of the Classic of Mountains and Seas + No romance + Ancient ferocious beasts + Witty and sarcastic tone + Thrilling read]

(Warning: Semi-invincible. The protagonist has a seal in the early stages, so his strength is incomplete.)

(Domineering in the later stages, but only slightly overpowering in the early stages.)

(Images of the new monster characters will be posted in the author's notes at the end of the article.)

Have you ever been captivated by the bizarre and fantastical mythological world of the Classic of Mountains and Seas?

Do you believe that even more brilliant life exists on this ancient land?

Beneath the neon-lit city, ancient mythical creatures collide with modern civilization.

In the undercurrents of time, they carved out an unknown and magnificent epic with their claws.

As night falls, your neighbor begins to rub its sharp fangs;

What role will the legendary ancient beasts that devoured countless people play in modern society?

Is their existence a blessing or a curse...?

[Bizarre Game + Taoist Priest + Live Stream]

A century has passed since the arrival of a bizarre game, and humanity struggles to survive in terrifying dungeons.

Inside the Qingxin Temple, Chen Qing, who was focused on cultivating himself, unexpectedly entered a bizarre game.

The Taoist sect has declined, with genuine Taoists no longer emerging and fake Taoists running rampant.

But he wasn't a fake Taoist priest; he was the real deal.

"I am not skilled in martial arts, but I have some knowledge of magic."

At the Lingyuan Restaurant, the players, acting as waiters, were filled with trepidation, while he directly took on the role of restaurant supervisor.

In Eternal Paradise, where players are fleeing from terrifying facilities, he treats it like an ordinary amusement park, strolling around leisurely.

The group soon realized that they were not playing the same strange game as the Taoist priest at all.

Taoist priest? Why didn't you include me when you played the hacked version?

(P.S.: The protagonist is not a saint; everything is done as he pleases.)

[Lighthearted humor + memes + satisfying story]

Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, and is invited to participate in a live variety show.

A worshipper asked, "Master, I can't let her go, what should I do?"

Fang Yang: "She's your nemesis!"

Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, I've discovered a large tomb, would you like to come along?"

Fang Yang: "No, I can't handle those government agencies."

Pilgrim: "What mechanism?"

Fang Yang: "The public security organs!"

Pilgrim: "Master, is it permissible for monks to swear?"

Fang Yang: "Swearing makes you feel clear-headed, but bottling it up makes your heart dirty!"

"Let me tell you, some people are destined to be cursed. Cursing them is doing them a favor, a great act of merit!"

A worshipper asked, "Master, I hate my teachers in school and my boss at work. What should I do?"

Fang Yang: "You have the countenance of an emperor!"

A netizen commented: "The Taoist priest once told me that the greatest act of good deeds in life is to forgive others for any mistakes. I was listening to him with great interest when he told me that he couldn't do it!"

A netizen commented: "Last time I chatted with the Taoist priest, I asked him what the saying 'If I hear the Tao in the morning, I can die content in the evening' means. He replied, 'If I ask for directions to your house in the morning, I'll kill you tonight!'"

A young Taoist priest from the early Northern Song Dynasty failed to transcend his tribulation and was reborn in South Korea in 1998. By chance, he entered the entertainment industry and, relying on his remaining spiritual powers, extraordinary skills, and long-term hard work, gradually grew into a world-renowned superstar.

[A Powerful Person Bows Down / A Beijing Elite x A Sober Female College Student]

During the two years that Ying Yun was with Ye Jiahuai, many people privately discussed how high she wanted to climb by using Ye Jiahuai as a stepping stone.

Unexpectedly, as she was about to graduate, that beautiful figure disappeared without a trace in Beicheng.

No one took her departure seriously, assuming that Mr. Ye had simply grown tired of her.

Until one banquet, someone scoffed and mentioned Ying Yun's name.

With a crisp sound, Ye Jiahuai's dark eyes were reflected in the shattered cup.

No one knows who was the one who said "goodbye".

It was Ying Yun.

—

When they parted, Ye Jiahuai asked her, "What if I don't let you go?"

Ying Yun smiled: "Can you?"

He sneered, "Ah Jun, I'm not a good person."

—

Ying Yun never imagined that she would meet Ye Jiahuai again in a mountain village primary school thousands of miles away from Beicheng.

On camera, he remained as indifferent and aloof as when they first met, addressing her as "Teacher Ying."

Ying Yun reached out and shook his hand, her expression gentle and unassuming. "Hello, Chairman Ye."

As night deepened in the mountains, the teachers gathered together to talk about the handsome man they had met that day.

Getting carried away, he asked for her opinion, "Xiaojun, do you think that guy is really handsome?"

Ying Yun remained calm and said, "It's so-so."

They laughed and teased her, saying that she was blind to love, and that her heart and eyes were only for Teacher Lin.

But no one knew that the cold and arrogant face of that man during the day would press her against the car window under the soft moonlight, kissing her until she was breathless.

Ye Jiahuai whispered in her ear, his tone cold and mocking, "Has he ever kissed you like this? What kind of lover is he?"

[The adorable daily life of Jinyang's little princess Sizi Li Mingda + the happy daily life of Chengyang's little princess + the wonderful life of princesses + dual-travel + food + Tang Dynasty infrastructure] Cen An had his own opportunity and met Princess Jinyang, who came from the ninth year of Zhenguan. The little girl brought earth-shaking changes to Cen An's life. Cen An began to live a life of juggling between the modern Tang Dynasty, taking little Sizi and Chengyang to eat, drink and have fun, enrolling Li Lizhi in online business school courses, taking the gentle and dignified Empress Zhangsun to see a doctor, becoming sworn brothers with the mighty and domineering Emperor Taizong of Tang, and serving as a psychological counselor to Li Chenggan... He was very busy~ At the same time, Cen An also found the meaning of happiness in life while getting along with the little princess, and finally returned to his hometown to be with his parents... [ps: The male lead has no CP!]

[Tang Dynasty] [Little Sizi] [Princess Jinyang] [Princess Changle] [Double wear] [Group pet] [Daily] [No system] Zhou Yu, who went back to the village to lie down, unexpectedly found that his old house was connected to the Tang Dynasty. What's more amazing is that the greedy cute kid Li Mingda actually relied on him. So Zhou Yu successfully advanced to the super-time and space dad of Princess Jinyang's little Sizi. Little Princess Jinyang: Little bastard, the big goose bites the nest, and the nest needs seven big geese. Princess Changle: Cousins ​​are close relatives, I don't want to marry my cousin... Empress Zhangsun: Hey, this kid is really raised in vain. Li Shimin: Flashlight, bicycle, solar energy, radio transmitter... potatoes, corn, sweet potatoes... Tsk tsk, I am so powerful now... Netizens: The little milk dumpling is so cute, the dog author should update quickly~~~

A jade pendant picked up by a swindler from a garbage station closely connects the most unfortunate Princess Xiao Sizi in the Tang Dynasty with Jin Yan, a useless and handsome young man who can't find a job in the new era.

The little princess is afraid of cold, so she has everything she needs, including thermal underwear, down jackets, hot water bottles, heat pads, electric blankets, and small suns.

The little princess thinks the summer is too hot, so she has everything she needs, including ice cream, fried yogurt, iced milk tea, fans, air conditioners, and iced happy water.

The little princess is greedy and wants all kinds of candies, cakes, fruits and delicacies.

Seeing a doctor, watching movies, eating delicious food, taking the subway, flying, and traveling, this is the wonderful life that a wealthy waste of money should enjoy.

There are always villains who want to harm me. His Majesty Li Er, who was said to have been beaten into a one-eyed dragon by a stick, is very unwilling to accept this...