[Live broadcast + funny + no heroine + annoying + stealing bamboo shoots]
After being bound to the hatred system, Xu Muge no longer behaved like a human being. During
the military training in college, he robbed the school beauty's drink at the beginning and made her cry with one sentence.
During the live broadcast, he would attack the audience with sarcasm.
He wrote a novel, but stopped updating for half a month during the climax. The readers were so angry that they wanted to send him knives.
He made a movie, and abused the protagonist madly in the early stage. When everyone thought that the protagonist would turn around in the end, he suddenly let the protagonist die in reality. The audience fainted on the spot with anger.
"You don't do anything that has anything to do with people!"
Reborn and returned to the past, starting from the technology industry on the road to changing the world.
Advanced artificial intelligence with countless fans.
Virtual gaming helmet.
An epoch-making genetic drug.
…
Many years later, a reporter asked: "Mr. Niu, how does your company maintain its original intention and create products that satisfy the public?"
Facing the camera, Niu Geng looked helpless.
“Our original intention is to make money.”
"Xingyuan Technology may deteriorate, but it will never go bankrupt..."
You see, Mr. Niu is such a humble person who doesn’t like to express himself!
The four-eyed otaku with an LED light on his chest and a metal shell flying around the sky, wearing a masked tights, and a four-eyed otaku who swings in the high-rise buildings, in order to retrieve the broken-arm doctor who turned into a lizard.
A bald doctor with four mechanical tentacles pretending to be an octopus with four mechanical tentacles on his back, a senior thief who can change the size of his body at will…
I don’t know when, in the world where Kraft lives, there have been a large number of special groups that use science to become unscientific.
The great writer Lu Xun once said: “The only thing that can defeat science is science.”
So, Kraft Lee decided to devote himself to scientific research.
Fishing guy Chen Xiao was electrocuted and reborn in 2006, through the memory of later generations to achieve financial freedom, opened a small shop and lived a salted fish life, I wanted to be an outsider in peace, but with the more and more celebrities I befriended... Liu Sisi: "Husband, there is a kiss scene in the next play, you will be the male lead." ”
It subverts the usual formula, featuring professional henchmen and opportunists, with extras playing leading roles.
No system, not a wish-fulfillment story, just hilarious antics and crazy fun. The protagonist chooses to become a god over a human.
Also known as "My teammates are all strong, and I'm the only weakling on the team".
Everyone else is playing the carry role, but I'm stuck playing support.
How a fence-sitter became the group's darling.
"The Self-Cultivation of a Swimming Fish" and "Even Ordinary People Dream of Becoming a Protagonist"
The beginning might be a bit depressing, but it will get better later. If you don't want to suffer indignities, you can skip to chapter 117 and beyond.
The author is a fan of anime and manga, who has crammed a small amount of content into a large number of references, aiming to recreate various classic meme-filled scenes. Reading this book requires a certain level of knowledge of references.
Good news! We've been chosen by the world of infinite reincarnation.
The bad news is about the breeding team.
Good news, my teammates are all doing a great job.
Bad news: I'm terrible at the game.
To survive, one can be a fence-sitter, a traitor, or a neutral party—anything goes. The main theme is: 'If I can't die a glorious death, I'll live a pathetic one.'
Unlike other protagonists, the protagonist of this work is a 'true villain, hypocrite', vulgar to the extreme, a professional sycophant, who will stop at nothing to win, a bully who uses others' power, a sophisticated egoist, saying one thing and doing another, and whose morality, bottom line, and integrity are all negotiable.
(Urban + Wealth and Romance + Multiple Heroines + Older Women)
The poor young man, Lu Yang, through his kindness and good deeds, formed fated connections and stumbled upon great fortune — obtaining a celestial tome.
As the tome slowly revealed its secrets:
— By cultivating divine arts, he could wield strength to lift cauldrons and dominate like a warlord!
— By learning ancient healing techniques, he could bring the dead back to life and regrow flesh on bones!
— By mastering shamanic magic, he could summon wind and rain, and turn beans into soldiers!
...
Step by step, Lu Yang deciphered the heavenly book and gradually embarked on a monstrously extraordinary life.
From sudden wealth and worldly pleasures, to commanding powerful forces and dominating the land, he earned the reverence of all!
[Iverson's Talents] + [Superstar Skills] + [Female Celebrity] + [Daily Life]
Transmigrating to 2003, Su Bei starts off bound to a super-powerful skill system, merging with Allen Iverson's talents!
【Death Shot】, 【Cute God Three-Pointer】, 【Dream Step】, 【Skyhook】, 【Stealth Step】, 【One-Legged Stand】, 【Fadeaway Jumper】, etc.
Su Bei becomes a freshman at Marquette University, teams up with Wade, and starts by dominating the NCAA, constantly acquiring superstar skills, and gradually conquering the NBA!
Their love life has also been smooth sailing.
With good looks, talent, popularity, and money, Su Bei has it all, making female celebrities crazy about him!
"The Flash" Dwyane Wade: "It's such a wonderful thing to be teammates with Su Bei!"
Allen Iverson, "The Answer": "When a team has two answers, the game is over!"
Kobe Bryant: "I thought I was chasing Jordan my whole life, but who knew... Su Bei was the greatest player on the planet!"
"King James" LeBron: "You know, Su Bei is an extremely good player."
Therefore… I've decided to join forces with Northern Jiangsu to create our own brotherly dynasty!
Michael Jordan, the "God of Basketball": "I always thought my place in history was secure and unshakeable, until Su Bei appeared!!!"
[Transmigration between two worlds + Food + Farming + Career-oriented + Female-oriented, No Romance]
Orphan Lu Xiaoman unexpectedly inherits an island estate left by her mysterious grandfather, but in her joy, she discovers that it is a hot potato—the huge debt that follows is enough to crush her.
In despair, a tidal portal capable of traversing between two worlds was discovered among Grandpa's belongings.
Is marine resource overabundance?
Did the large yellow croaker achieve two small goals in one haul?
And then there's the legendary mermaid tribe...
Lu Xiaoman directly recruited mermaids to work for her, and a random crab she caught turned out to be a spirit crab. She also recruited followers everywhere to be her free servants.
What?! Whales have heard there's a place with an endless supply of food? Groups of whales are flocking to Lu Xiaoman's place to take the civil service exam and apply for jobs...
Lu Xiaoman resells items from the other world to the real world, using the money to support her mermaid army. Although her money keeps increasing, the number of mermaids she has to support is also growing...
The richest man in the world: “I’m really not the richest man, and I don’t know how to do business. The reason I became the richest man is purely because my good brother is too low-key.
A certain song king: “I’m really not a big star, and I don’t know how to sing at all. The reason why I became the king is purely because my good buddy wrote well.”
Hao Yun: “I don’t know anything, don’t ask me—”
Everyone: “I believe you a ghost!”
Hao Yun: “…”
Hao Yun, who got the advanced system, thought that from now on he would be able to live a happy life with thick legs hugging the big guys, lying at home and eating and waiting to die, but he didn’t expect these “future big guys” to be the same. This is more salty than myself.
Got it!
I thought that after eighteen years, I finally got a plug-in, and it took a long time for you to be your plug-in.
In short, this is a story about an expert.
It is also a story about dreams.
Lin Xingzhuo, a third-level clerk in the Review Department of the Film and Television Department, was reborn in 2009 and found himself a contracted artist for a film and television company invested by a coal boss.
"World Film Journey-Information Express" on the Six Princesses Channel.
The first news item: "Pop King Michael Jackson Dies of Cardiac Arrest..."
The second report reads: "Jinyang Province issued a 'Notice on Further Accelerating the Merger, Reorganization and Integration of Coal Mining Enterprises'."
Lin Xingzhuo: “…”