What's it like to have an absurdly powerful younger sister? Transmigrating to Earth, where martial arts flourish, Shen Yan starts with no innate talent, a crippled body, both parents dead, and a debt of 700,000. On the rooftop, Shen Yan looks at his parents from both his past and present lives, now all dead, and then at his pitiful little sister clinging to his clothes… Fine, he won't jump. "Shen Qingqiu, this is the seventh piece of clothing you've torn! Let go! If you don't let go, I'm really going to fall!!"

The young and promising Cheng Zhu saw a question online: "If you were given a chance to go back to the past and be reborn, would you want it?"

As the most arrogant person in the circle, Cheng Zhu looked at the thousands of comments in the comment area wanting to be reborn, and directly pretended to reply "No", and attached a screenshot of the bright balance in the bank card.

But the next moment...

He was reborn!

...

This book is also known as "Don't disappoint good girls, don't waste bad girls", "Who said I just want to make money, adults don't make choices", "The prodigal son has lost his head, how to reply", "I told you to have no women in your heart, but I didn't tell you to have no women around you", etc.

[Yao Yao, if it’s you, how would you go about dating a professional gamer?] Tong Yao... Read more [Yao Yao, if it’s you, how would you go about dating a professional gamer?]Tong Yao thought for a moment, before earnestly responding…[If it was me, I wouldn’t date a professional gamer. If I had that kind of patience, then I might as well use it to get into Tsinghua University or Beijing University.] Collapse Adapted to Drama, Beautiful Female Lead, Bickering Couple, Cold Love Interests, Cute Protagonist, Cute Story, e-Sports, Female Protagonist, Gamers, Handsome Male Lead, Heartwarming, Kind Love Interests, Modern Day, Playful Protagonist, Popular Love Interests, Slow Romance, Tsundere, Wealthy Characters Really good but you definitely need some knowledge of League of Legends for full enjoyment HASAGI!

[System + Entertainment Variety Shows + Ex-Wife + Celebrities]

Zhou Qilin, an obscure actor who had been struggling in the entertainment industry, was invited by the production team to participate in a live-streamed remarriage reality show called "Reunion with Lover".

Even more outrageous is that he's actually bound to an "Ex-Wife Reconciliation System"!

System prompt:

This system will assist the host in reconciling with his ex-wife, Wang Shuiyao.

But she was the woman he had supported for three years, who turned her back on him and dumped him after becoming an overnight sensation.

Zhou Qilin sneered: "Sorry, I don't want her anymore."

System: "The composite item has not been used. An elimination procedure will be executed!"

Zhou Qilin: "Then I'll just use it on someone else's ex."

As a result, the art style completely went astray:

Yang Mu: "Why can you always say what's on my mind?"

Ya Ya: "The song you sang, my ex-husband never sang it for me."

Zhao Xiaodao: "Did you dream about me?"

Ex-wife: "Are you crazy?! I'm your ex-wife!"

System crash scream:

[Warning! You've flirted with the wrong person again!]

The whole internet is going crazy for it!

Others come to reconcile, but he comes to... get someone else's ex trending on social media!

[All-out lordship + Undead scourge + Invincible sweep + No female lead]

Shen Chi transmigrates to the era of lords vying for supremacy among myriad races.

Starting with the weakest Undead talent and a useless barracks with an abandoned grave, everyone mocks you.

but……

[bite!]

[Your unclaimed grave has automatically evolved into an ancient battlefield]

What? The Undead Lord can only recruit fragile skeletons at the start?

Shen Chi: "Excuse me, I have an ancient battlefield."

—An ancient battlefield of gods, spanning nine hundred million miles, where countless races fell and even gods perished!

Now, this land without a master is entirely under my control!

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A weapon nobody wants? I'll take it!

A gold-grade rusted dagger, a diamond-grade bloodstained greatbow, a legendary longsword of annihilation, a mythical staff of the weeping goddess…

-

The slumbering spirits of countless races? Recruit them directly!

Skeleton General, Ancient Dragon Corpse, Undead Titan, Skeleton Archangel, Necromancer Leviathan, Undead Jormungandr...

The recruited undead are becoming increasingly outrageous, even—

The Fallen Mermaid Emperor

Fallen Dragon Ancestor

Fallen Sword Immortal

Fallen Sun God

Shen Chi: As a lord of the undead, it's not unreasonable for him to recruit fallen gods, is it?

*

An invasion from beyond the realm has occurred; the evil race has descended.

The demigod-level evil race viewed all living beings as ants: "There are no gods left in this world. We can conquer cities and territories and slaughter all races!"

However, when Shen Chi arrived, they were horrified!

Shen Chi sat upright in the Temple of Death, wielding the power of the underworld.

And beside him, there were gods who had long since fallen!

"I'm sorry, even the gods are just my servants."

[High-level martial arts + stat allocation + martial arts school league + conquering other worlds + invincible + no female lead]

"I crave worthy opponents..."

— Jiang Hao, founder of Haotian Martial Arts School, strongest senator on Blue Star, lord of calamities, king of all-heavens fish-frying, and god of chaos.

(Famous scenes have been collected)

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for instantly defeating a level one opponent! You have gained 1 point!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for instantly defeating a level 9 opponent! You have gained 3000 points!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have achieved one million instant kills and have obtained the Space Law!]

Jiang Hao, now in another world, withdrew his finger with satisfaction.

Gazing at the terrifying fluctuations that filled the entire starry sky in the distance, he revealed a benevolent smile.

"I will tear apart the sea of ​​stars!"

"Panel, let me see your limits!"

Not as talented as others? Add some points!

You say I'm not good enough? Add some more points!

From then on, Jiang Hao embarked on the path of speed-tracking advanced martial arts.

While their peers were still diligently training and experiencing the hardships of martial arts.

Jiang Hao has made the final leap and completed the speedrun!

At the Global Newcomer Competition, the geniuses from all over the world looked blankly at Jiang Hao, who was sitting in the parliamentary seat.

"You're already a councilor, and you're still participating in the freshman competition?"

[Chat Group + Invincible + All Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds + Dragon Crossing the River + Pushing All the Way + Steady Dao Heart]

Chen Yi traveled through the world of immortal cultivation for 800 years and rushed all the way to the Crossing Tribulation Period. Just when he was fighting wits and courage with the Immortal Tribulation for the 81st time, he was suddenly pulled into a chat group called the Mutual Aid Group of All Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds Travelers.

The group was full of newbies who had just traveled through time.

[Help! I traveled through time and became an abandoned concubine in the cold palace, and the dog emperor wanted to sentence me to death! ]

[I traveled through time and became a villain cannon fodder, and the protagonist is still chasing me! ]

[I traveled through time and became the protagonist's father, and I am about to be sacrificed to the heavens. What should I do? Waiting online, very urgent! ]

Chen Yi looked at the chaotic help messages in the group and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

"No, I was almost becoming an immortal before they pulled me into the crossover newbie group?"

After traveling to Blue Star, Gu Chen became a trainee lawyer.

I just opened a law firm and I received a case, [Subway Slander and Secret Photography Case]. Two girls slandered others and refused to admit their mistakes. They also wrote short essays to cyberbully others.

Defendant’s lawyer: The little fairy is right!

Gu Chen: The little fairy spread rumors, slandered, and cyberbullied others, causing serious consequences. I demand that she be sentenced to seven years in prison!

The defendant’s lawyer: Fairy Yu Yu has mental problems and is not guilty!

Gu Chen: The depression is fake, the evidence is forged, and he demands the revocation of the other party’s lawyer’s professional qualification certificate and a ten-year prison sentence!

Presiding Judge: I find the defendant not guilty! I also order the plaintiff to pay 180,000 yuan in compensation for emotional distress.

Gu Chen: The presiding judge has committed partiality and perverted the law. I demand that the presiding judge be sentenced to life imprisonment!

After a trial, the defendant, the lawyer who was framed, and the presiding judge were all arrested.

The onlookers who were watching the show: ???

[No, I'm just here to watch the show. Why do I feel like I'm about to go in?]

[This lawyer is so awesome! Awesome! ! ]

【Is this the outlaw? 】

Gu Chen took on one case after another and gradually became a gold medal lawyer.

One day, Gu Chen stood in court!

"We demand the unconditional return of lost cultural relics! We also demand an apology and 200 billion yuan in compensation!"

[Food][Daily Life][Memes][Funny][Heartwarming]

After Lin Xiao transmigrated, he inherited a small roadside five-yuan self-service restaurant.

They faced the predicament of not being able to pay next month's rent right from the start.

Fortunately, the [Strongest Restaurant System] followed!

By capturing customers' emotional value, you can unlock various new cuisines and expand the restaurant's scale.

Thus, a radical departure from the self-service fast food industry was born.

From Stir-fried Tofu with Green Peppers to Pan-fried Steak

From dry-pot cauliflower to braised king crab

From shredded pork with garlic sauce to Almas caviar

The recipes keep evolving! Evolving! And evolving still!

Everything is only five yuan!

The dishes are so delicious, you can't imagine what they're missing!

"What?! You're saying Mr. Lin's five-yuan all-you-can-eat restaurant just started serving Boston lobsters yesterday? How is that possible?! It's not that low-class!"

"I'm afraid you all don't know, but I held my wedding banquet at Mr. Lin's place. He's a very nice guy, and he even gave us a Porsche to use as our wedding car."

"Six hundred and sixty-six. My classmate went hungry in prison for a week and is counting on you, Brother Lin, to make him a meal when he gets back. And you're saying you want a weekend off?!"

"Five dollars for a king crab! Anyone who dares to cause trouble, I'll chop them into mincemeat!"

......

Years later, Lin Xiao's five-yuan buffet restaurants have spread all over the world, offering thousands of dishes and boasting tens of thousands of stores!

When interviewed by reporters, Lin Xiao looked at the banner in front of him with five gilded characters that read "The People's God of Cookery".

Helplessly, he said, "Thank you all for your support. Today, I'll make an exception and offer a group purchase deal where you can get 5 yuan off for just 0.01 yuan!"

"Three! Two! One! Link up!"

That day, food lovers around the world went wild!

[Lighthearted + No female lead + Fun + Entertainment industry]

Jiang Zhe has acquired a fear value collection system.

But... he's a comedian!

Jiang Zhe: As a comedian, I should bring joy to the audience, not fear!

Unexpectedly, the leather suit rewarded by the system was automatically renewed, deducting 10,000 fear points every month.

When the fear value becomes negative, the character in the suit will appear in the dream.

After three nights of eerie heart-to-heart talks, Jiang Zhe finally understood.

Jiang Zhe: Joy promotes dopamine secretion, and so does fear, and it can even produce adrenaline! Doesn't that mean fear outweighs joy?!

From then on, the comedy world lost an insignificant actor, while the supernatural film genre gained a titan.

He could be a ghost who suddenly appears at your door and gently knocks, making everyone who hears the knocking startle.

It could also be a faceless ghost that appears in the mirror at dawn, making everyone afraid to look in the mirror.

He is a green-haired zombie, he is minced meat, he is... comedian Jiang Zhe.

......

As Jiang Zhe's portrayal of the eerie character resonated deeply with viewers, netizens were gradually overcome with apprehension.

"Have domestic supernatural films evolved to this level lately?"

"Damn it! This can't be acting, it's all real! Oh no, I'm already in my thirties, what am I going to do if I'm scared to be home alone?"

"What the hell? You're telling me this is something a human can act out?"

"Wait a minute? This guy was a comedian before he played ghosts?"

"Are you done playing or not? Can Jiang Zhe come back to comedy? Stop putting us timid moviegoers on the back of our sleeves!!!"