Student: "Teacher, you’re handsome and knowledgeable—why not become a celebrity?"

Zhang Wen: "Being a celebrity is just about making money. Tell me, is it better to be a celebrity making money yourself, or to promote a hundred celebrities making money for me?"

Student: "Uh… promoting a hundred celebrities sounds better."

Zhang Wen: "Wrong. It’s better to do both—promote celebrities and make money yourself."

Zhang Wen, a so-called "famous teacher" for performing arts exams, unexpectedly receives recognition as the reincarnation of the Star of Literature (Wenqu Star). Using his keen insight that lets him see others’ skills, he ruthlessly profits during the audition season.

When the “chives” bloom and sprout branches in the entertainment industry, the fake teacher becomes a true master.

Mysterious occurrences loom; the entire world dramatically changes.

The fate of individuals and nations becomes bound to AnalogHorror (rule kaidan), and once the chosen of destiny fail, it means countless people in their corresponding nation will be slaughtered by the strange phenomena.

The entire world falls into unrest, panic, and despair.

Until an absolutely unexpected individual joins the AnalogHorror game.

Xiao Yiwang glanced at the weird world before him and then at the examination admission ticket in his hand.

"Have middle school entrance exams always been this complicated? Well, it does prove my intelligence!"

"I am retarded, but selected to join the analoghorror game?!"

The system prompts that there is a treasure chest in the bath with Linglong fairy, please open it within an hour.

The system prompts that there is a treasure chest under Yuan Wu Tianzun’s new house bed. Please open it within one hour.

The system prompts that there is a lotus fire in the treasure chest.

Qin Mo was a little helpless and said to the angry people in front of him: “Everyone, I really can’t help myself. In fact, I just want to pick up a treasure chest!”

Lawyer Tang Fangjing had finally made it through time-travel, only to discover that he was terminally ill, thank goodness for the system

But he needed to achieve more than two hundred percent completion in order to ensure his own survival

And so, an extremely unorthodox lawyer emerged

Thinking you can just cut off an employee and provide severance pay?

Come on, let's calculate the exorbitant overtime pay, including mobile communication after hours as overtime!

Property management that does nothing but collect money, thinking about pulling out just like that?

Gradually establish a resident's committee, backtrack twenty years of accounts, secure a huge compensation from property management without saying, and also send the property boss to jail

Who's shirking responsibility for the unfinished building?

Come at it with both administrative and civil lawsuits, make clear whose responsibility it is, whoever needs to go in must go in

Beyond that, there are salary disputes, labour service scams...

'When you encounter a problem, sending people to jail will naturally solve the problem' — Tang Fangjing

[Godslayer + Summoning the Seven Gods of Genshin Impact + Daily Login System + Lighthearted + Slow-burn? + No angst throughout (read at your own risk if you mind)]

Eighteen-year-old Liu Lang was diagnosed with a terminal illness and had only three months to live. He met Lin Qiye, a transfer student.

After awakening her memories, she discovered that she had been reborn into the world of Godslayer!

Good news: She has been reborn and is now Lin Qiye's classmate and neighbor.

Bad news: He has been diagnosed with a terminal illness again, and he was in Cangnan City ten years ago when the Great Xia God War broke out!

It's a hellish start, but thankfully there's a cheat system for logging in.

You can get a maximum of ten stars in sign-in rewards just by signing in.

The game begins with encountering the protagonist Lin Qiye, earning a seven-star reward for signing in, defeating the masked man, and saving Zhao Kongcheng!

As Liu Lang checked in more and more times, his strength grew stronger and stronger!

He saved Ye Fan, who had attained the Dao! He saved Zhou Ping, the Sword Immortal of the Mortal World! He saved Wang Mian, who couldn't outrun the river of time! He sealed away Chaos!

Confront the Church of the Ancient Gods, and let blood stain the heavens!

The Great Xia Dynasty had no gods, and the Western gods were stirring with ambition...

Liu Lang, accompanied by the seven gods, sat cross-legged atop the highest heavens of the Great Xia Dynasty, his sword pointing towards the sky: "Ragnarok has arrived... The Night Watchmen of Great Xia, come and slay the gods!"

[The seven gods who have appeared so far are: Ray Movie, Nasida, and Mavica.]

Xu Changsheng transmigrated to the Immortal Realm and became the Purple Cloud Saint Lord. While excited, he was shocked to discover that he had a terrible start, already burdened with a debt of billions to feed his natal Gold-Devouring Beast.

Creditors came knocking, and the Zixiao Sacred Land was almost completely emptied!

To pay off his debts, Xu Changsheng vowed to become the first capitalist in the immortal realm.

then···

Using the Chaos Observation Mirror as a 'base station' and the artifact spirit as a cloud server, they successfully invented the Immortal Machine, which became a bestseller throughout the Immortal Realm and even the Six Realms!

Then, one after another, applications that were unheard of by any living being in the six realms appeared out of nowhere.

Didi Chuxing (a ride-hailing app), Genesis novels, a fantasy version of PUBG/League of Legends, digital banks, and a celestial Taobao shop...

I can't get one person to spend a million, but I can get a million people to spend six yuan!

After a period of time, the beings of the six realms suddenly...

Chen Qingquan traveled through time and space. He was a direct descendant of the Chen family, a super family in Kyoto, the grandson of a super boss, and the son of a feudal lord.

He came to Handong to keep a low profile and work diligently. No one knew his identity and background. On the surface, he seemed to be just an ordinary vice-president with no background and a transparent person.

Always follow the family motto: "The only privilege given to me by my parents is to take the lead in enduring hardships."

Just on this day, when Chen Qingquan was learning English with his sister-in-law, the granddaughter of another super family, he was inexplicably caught by Hou Liangping.

They also said that he was guilty of accepting bribes, dereliction of duty, and bending the law for personal gain, and that he should be punished for multiple crimes...

My name is Bai Yu, and I am a person with super powers.

The superpower is called the Law of Guarantee.

If you buy a drink ten times, the last time you buy it will be another bottle.

If you skip classes ten times in college, your name will definitely not be called on the tenth time.

Then one day I was hit by a car for the tenth time...