In the eighth season, Jia Shi announced the retirement of the fighting god Ye Qiu, and the sword fairy Bai Yujing left the team.

Unexpectedly, all this was in Baihuang's plan.

Bai Huang, the good brother of Ye Xiu and Su Muqiu, Huang Shaotian's elder brother in Swordsman.

Ten years of glory, live up to the passion

That day, Qi Long, who had been away from the crosstalk stage for a long time due to an accident, received a rescue call from his senior brother Deyun, the owner of the troupe, and returned to the crosstalk stage.

Unexpectedly, his innovative crosstalk was learned by his disciples.

There is no distinction between big and small on the stage, and the evil disciples who build new graves off the stage make fun of their master's height every day.

The various evil jokes make the comedians feel like they are going through a tribulation in every scene...

Even the traditional disciple was led like crazy by this uncle.

Boss Guo: Stop hanging out with your uncle, you’re leading my apprentice astray!

Fanfiction by sprunki.

Blood and death filled this land,

The dark clouds of war are floating in the sky over the city,

Gray, the devil incarnate, lingers in the shadow of the city.

He is weak, very weak...

Extraordinary, strange, divine,

The Golden Man, the Sinner, and the Corrupt Original Government,

"I offer you everything I have for your protection."

"allow."

Under the protection of the moody Blake and the mentally unstable Wenda, Gray is safe, temporarily.

"Give fear and death to everyone, and the Lord of Darkness will surely come to the world!" Blake said.

With death all around us, how long can even the calmest and most easy-going person remain normal? This world has gone mad long ago!

(Boring, the author wants to see rivers of blood!)

Villain story, dark story, contains bloody and violent plots, do not read if you don't like it, urban story, no CP tendency (maybe), friendship (?

Mainly the killing group Shashasha and the like.

(The author is a bit crazy, so it's normal for the characters to be crazy, right? The author is not a little devil.)

A smart and handsome young man travels across Hokkaido by accident, and meets a calm, intelligent black, long, straight reasoning girl. In this world where the Japanese police call it "a group of idiots who only receive a salary", they work together to solve countless suspenseful cases through ingenious reasoning and deduction. problem……

This is of course impossible.

What is actually being said here is that a teenager was struck by lightning and traveled across Hokkaido. By chance, he accidentally met a stupid reasoning girl who was called "Totama-cho Intellectual Responsibility" and "Future Famous Detective and Detective Policeman". Kindly squeeze out the oil from this silly story.

The Hong Kong comprehensive world starts from becoming a zombie.

"Dear viewers, the following World Cup team is the Xiangjiang Kung Fu Football Team."

"The first player to appear is the right forward Ah Xing. His best skills are Shaolin's Vajra Kick and Tathagata Palm."

"Left forward Chen Haonan is good at Chinese pride, but it's a pity that he can't bring a sword in football matches."

"Goalkeeper Wang Xiaolong, formerly known as Ma Jun, is a senior inspector and is good at the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms."

"Captain and center Xiao Zhang is one of the top ten outstanding young people in Hong Kong, the richest man in Hong Kong, and the leader of the anti-gangster group in Hong Kong. He is good at..."

Dad, I want to go find Yan Zi. I must go!"

"Son? You are so fat! What can you do outside? You probably won't even have enough to eat!

Be good and raise cattle with dad. If you are gone, what will happen if our cattle fight again?"

"No matter! I just want to go to the United States. If I don't go? Yan Zi may not come back from the United States!"

...

A fat boy who was born and raised in the countryside...

In order to find his "childhood sweetheart" Yan Zi.

So he went to the United States alone.

A college graduate, unable to find a job for three years, had to take the postgraduate entrance exam. After another three years of unemployment following his master's degree, he was forced to pursue a doctorate. Under the relentless pressure of classmates who jumped to their deaths every year because they couldn't graduate with their doctorates, this unfortunate, PhD-level nerdy guy finally endured the final stage of his academic life. Just as he was about to land his first lucrative job, he was abducted by aliens for human experimentation. But that wasn't the worst of it. Even worse, after being ruined by the aliens, he was abandoned on a planet with an unknown environment… Prologue – The Birth of a Nerdy Guy "Ten thousand miles of wind and smoke rise, gathering into banners to slay the black dragon." Luo Yanqi is my name, but its meaning is definitely not as elegant as this poem my father wrote. My father was a heavy smoker, always puffing away. The first half of the poem, "Ten thousand miles of wind and smoke," is purely a figment of his imagination. The second half of the sentence refers to a dog older than me. My father liked to take a deep drag of smoke and then blow it into the dog's nose, amusing himself by watching the dog struggle. The dog died when I was five. Despite my mother's strict prohibition, I ended up being the one blown into the dog's nose, which is why I absolutely hate smoking, especially secondhand smoke. In middle school, I gradually developed a dislike for men who smoke, and by high school, I hated men altogether. Unfortunately, as a human whose gender symbol is upward-pointing, I'm not very attractive to women, which means I have practically no friends. Besides finding solace in novels, comics, and games, I'm seen as a very eccentric person by others. People like me have an unflattering nickname from the Land of the Rising Sun—a shut-in!

…

[A Powerful Person Bows Down / A Beijing Elite x A Sober Female College Student]

During the two years that Ying Yun was with Ye Jiahuai, many people privately discussed how high she wanted to climb by using Ye Jiahuai as a stepping stone.

Unexpectedly, as she was about to graduate, that beautiful figure disappeared without a trace in Beicheng.

No one took her departure seriously, assuming that Mr. Ye had simply grown tired of her.

Until one banquet, someone scoffed and mentioned Ying Yun's name.

With a crisp sound, Ye Jiahuai's dark eyes were reflected in the shattered cup.

No one knows who was the one who said "goodbye".

It was Ying Yun.

—

When they parted, Ye Jiahuai asked her, "What if I don't let you go?"

Ying Yun smiled: "Can you?"

He sneered, "Ah Jun, I'm not a good person."

—

Ying Yun never imagined that she would meet Ye Jiahuai again in a mountain village primary school thousands of miles away from Beicheng.

On camera, he remained as indifferent and aloof as when they first met, addressing her as "Teacher Ying."

Ying Yun reached out and shook his hand, her expression gentle and unassuming. "Hello, Chairman Ye."

As night deepened in the mountains, the teachers gathered together to talk about the handsome man they had met that day.

Getting carried away, he asked for her opinion, "Xiaojun, do you think that guy is really handsome?"

Ying Yun remained calm and said, "It's so-so."

They laughed and teased her, saying that she was blind to love, and that her heart and eyes were only for Teacher Lin.

But no one knew that the cold and arrogant face of that man during the day would press her against the car window under the soft moonlight, kissing her until she was breathless.

Ye Jiahuai whispered in her ear, his tone cold and mocking, "Has he ever kissed you like this? What kind of lover is he?"

"The train circling the world, the alien gods made of steel, the mutants kneeling beside the railroad tracks, the shadows of giants in the clouds, the black birds with eyes and tumors..."

Qin Muyun carefully described to the doctor what he saw in his dream, and he was admitted to the mental hospital with satisfaction.

until........

He pinched a god to death in his dream, and when he woke up, his hands were stained with the blood of the god!

It turned out that this was not an illusion.

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This story follows the journey of an individual known as "the fifth," who transitions from a rural village to the vibrant, yet sometimes daunting, urban landscape. Initially driven by the fundamental need to find a partner, the fifth's path leads them to the bustling atmosphere of a night market.

Working alongside the pragmatic "Li sister" at a barbecue stall, the fifth immerses themselves in the demanding rhythm of city life. However, the energy of the night market cannot fully eclipse the weight of their past and the lingering memories of a woman named "Mei." Fragmented recollections and a sense of helplessness intertwine with the present realities of labor and the search for connection in a new world.

As the fifth navigates the challenges and encounters of their new urban existence, the contrast between their rural roots and city aspirations becomes increasingly apparent. This is a tale of seeking love and stability amidst the bright lights and hidden burdens of urban life, where the past casts long shadows on the present.