In a private room of a restaurant.

A handsome boy sits in front of a lady.

Xiao Yu: I am here for a blind date.

Lady: Blind date?

Xiao Yu: “Stop talking nonsense. I am moved by your good looks. You can find a way to fall in love with me. I only give you one chance among 1.4 billion people!”

Lady: What if I don’t accept?

Xiao Yu: I hope you don’t be ungrateful and narrow your own path!

Lady: Ha… OK.

Xiao Yu: What?

Lady: I ​​said OK, I accept it.

Xiao Yu: …

A waiter came over and said to Xiao Yu awkwardly: Sir, I am sorry, the private room number I just told you is wrong!

Xiao Yu looked at Lady: You are not my blind date?

Lady: Now I am.

Xiao Yu: Ah this! … (Tactical retreat)

Just when Xiao Yu found his blind date next door.

Lady came over and kidnapped Xiao Yu…

Production team: Look, this is a person chosen by the eternal gods. You have to taint her heart and destroy her faith! Isn't it easy?

Moen: Wow, such a free game! Watch me operate it!

Ending: The evil old god has died, but the new goddess has lost her king.

Production team: .....You may have misunderstood what I meant. I meant to kill her, to stab her heart with a knife! Do you understand? Okay, let's look at the next one. This is a noble princess who is about to become the sole ruler of this country. Your goal is to kill her and overthrow this crumbling empire! Simple, right?

Moen: Kill her with a knife, right? Don't worry, I will kill her with a knife!

Ending: The empire is revived, and the queen closes her heart.

.....

After repeating this several times.

Production team: ??? I mean to attack! Kill! Kill them and trample on everything they have! It's not the kind of attack that makes you find ways to help them take the throne and then attack them in front of their death!

Production team: Forget it, just wait and see, you will regret it!

Moen: Hahahaha, wait and see, can you still sue me for playing the game according to my own ideas?

Production team: Haha, they are real.

Moen: Huh? !

Xuan Qing found that there was an immortal cultivation game in his phone that he couldn't uninstall.

When he clicked on it with curiosity, he was surprised to find that the treasures and cultivation of the game characters in the game could be brought back to the real world.

PS: The only extraordinary on earth, there is no brainless pretentious face-slapping plot.

New book release: "I Can Travel Through the Earth"

[Host, host, I am the system. I can help you conquer this world and the witches with different personalities]

Ximu: Hmm... isn't this an action game? When will it start?

[Yes... this is an action game, but I suggest that the host conquer the witches as well. There are generous rewards]

Ximu: What rewards?

[Of course it's a perfect love experience! ]

Ximu: No need. I've already finished the emotional line. Now I just want to kill as much as I can and speed through the game.

[……]

This book is also known as "How did I become the world's best teaching UP host?" "I accidentally won the Grand Slam in order to make teaching videos" and "All champion top laners are my apprentices"

——

Zhou Dian traveled through S7 and became a UP host specializing in top lane teaching.

From the national server to the Korean server, they are all his sources of materials.

Later, Zhou Dian reached out to the professional arena...

"What? You can't beat anyone in the lane with Nasus, and you can only play in the low rank? Then I have to teach you how to play Nasus, the rank is not high, LPL finals!"

"What? Garen is a useless hero, with short legs and always being walked? It doesn't exist, I have to teach you how to play Garen, the rank is average, MSI finals!"

"I always hear people say that Jayce's poke has no damage? The damage is very weak? It doesn't make sense. I'll try and teach you how to play Jayce, the rank is okay, S finals!"

——

In the face of interviews, other top laners commented on Zhou Dian

369: After watching Brother Zhou's teaching of Gnar, I practiced Gnar in one day, it's so easy!

TheShy: Why do I like to play top lane with marksmen? I learned it from Zhou!

Nuguri: I'm not the last super top laner, I'm just one of Mr. Zhou's many students!

Zeus: I will never forget Zhou's Jayce game in the Bird's Nest finals that year. At that moment, I thought, if I could become a professional player, I must win the championship skin for Jayce and restore Jayce's glory....

But more often, these players would say to Zhou Dian: Please don't make teaching videos anymore, it's really embarrassing to be publicly executed!

Among the countless civilizations in the primordial world, there is a widely known saying.

When each civilization descends into the primordial world, it is affected by the primordial laws and a small number of treasures containing the laws will be born.

Every lucky person who obtains the treasure has a 50% chance of being promoted to "Venerable" and becoming the leader of the civilization.

There are even more lucky people who get two treasures and grow into top-level strongmen who are feared by more than a dozen world groups.

However.

Yang Fan does not think so.

He said: "It's just a treasure. Can't you pick it up with your hands? I had a few dreams and easily picked up five pieces."

[Avatar-style invincible and refreshing novel] Ye Chen was reborn four years ago, and he had a magical shadow. This shadow could not be seen or touched by anyone except him, so in the eyes of outsiders, he did all kinds of incredible things: slapping people in the face from a distance, lifting the skirt of a girl 10 meters away... More importantly, the shadow also entered the game with him...

【Non-frustrating article】Waking up from the breeding box, who can ascend to the throne of the extraordinary world?

Strange Gu, strange monsters, machinery, warships, future weapons; witches, dragons, evil gods, curses, dark kingdoms...

The admirers call her "Original Night", and the fearers compare her to the old "Spider God" Atlak.

But no one knows that she also has a name called "Bai Jie". She was reincarnated as a pet spider and was forced to fight with various poisonous insects and Gu in the Gu refining live broadcast room...

[Single][Evolution keywords: thunder and lightning, eternal night, mysterious][Evolution for survival in the early stage, transformation in the middle stage]

Jiang Che was diagnosed with paranoia. He had always imagined that he had a family, but he was locked up for ten years as a mental patient.

When the weirdness came to the world, he was pulled into the SSS-level dungeon that was said to be invincible to humans.

When facing the weird evil spirits that everyone feared,

he hugged a loli with a broken limb in each hand and called her his daughter,

called the old weird in a blood-stained nurse uniform and holding a deadly meat saw knife as his father and mother,

when facing the biggest boss of the SSS-level dungeon, he hugged him without hesitation and called him his wife.

…

The weird dungeon was broadcast live around the world, and all of this was seen by everyone.

The audience said: "If you don't do it, you will die. If you do it, you will die faster."

"Are you crazy? You treat weird evil spirits as family members?"

"This paranoia is too serious. You are only 20 years old and you imagine that you have a seven or eight-year-old daughter?"

…

When everyone thought he was going to be tortured,

he began to be accepted by the weird evil spirits. The evil spirits actually treated him as a family member? !

Jiang Che: In a family, the person who doesn't cook can never complain about the taste of the food.

Jiang Che: The food my wife cooks is not salty at all!