In order to honor my daughter as God, I did all the bad things, but in the end, she stabbed me to death with her own hands for a stinky scholar...... Now that I have been reborn, what kind of throne, what rights, what love is there, I just want to lie flat!

Empress: "The court is full of your henchmen, you tell me that you just left your hands alone?"

Daughter: "Since you promised me to be with Liu Lang, you will find him an official and a half-position"

Me: "When you eat hot pot, don't talk to me about anything."

Starting from today, I am retired. But what should I be doing? I neither have the skills, nor the mind to do business, my only advantage is this pair of hands which have taken this world. What a headache…

Note: The usage of the term “retired” here doesn’t mean retiring from old age, work etc. It’s a specific term to refer to not involving oneself in the affairs of a certain society.

Lu Feng was in a car accident. He didn't expect that he was bound to a system, and he didn't expect that the video he was watching would be broadcast live to ancient times...

Food Videos

Lu Feng: It looks so hungry, I really want to eat it.

Qin Shi Huang: Is this how immortals eat?

Video introducing Confucius.

Lu Feng: As expected of Confucius, I'm afraid those muscles can form the word "virtue", right?

Terracotta Warriors Video

Lu Feng: There are so many people.

Qin Shi Huang: It doesn’t matter if I don’t have this immortal.

Repair Kick Video

Lu Feng: Ah, this hoof trimming video is quite relaxing.

Ancient people from various dynasties: Do we need to repair the horse's hooves as well?

Wei Qing and Huo Qubing: Why does this horse need nails?

…

When the ancients discovered they could buy things on the canopy, they went crazy.

Corn, sweet potatoes, potatoes, and various high-yield seeds are available for purchase.

Mirrors, glass, various modern crafts, buy.

Clearance sale of old books, buy

Host: Count down one, two, three, link up. Oh, sold out?

Jiang Chen, who was terrified by the other world immediately after transmigrating, decided to give up his ambition to conquer the world and find a place in an academy to teach. In his spare time, he would write novels based on the memories in his mind. However, when he wrote his first book, he was stunned.

Ding: The novel "The Smiling, Proud Wanderer" is complete. You have obtained the "Yi Jin Jing" (Muscle/Tendon Changing Classic).

Ding: Battle Through the Heavens is complete. Extract the Strange Flame.

Ding: The novel "Dragon and Snake Chronicles" is complete. Extract the ultimate secrets of Xingyi Quan.

Ding: Perfect World completed. Extract the Supreme Bone.

...

Furthermore, it can be extracted repeatedly.

Decades have passed in the blink of an eye, and Jiang Chen, who has written countless books, has found himself gradually changing the world in the process.

When Su Chang’an found out that he had become the Number One Beauty of the Great Xia Dynasty, the Most Respected Woman, the Top Talented Lady, and the Most Beautiful and Virtuous Empress in the World…

He squatted in the corner, biting his pen, and after thinking for a long time, he finally wrote a love letter to his wife—the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty.

That night, the Empress looked at Su Chang’an and said, “I know you’re a man, but does that stop you from being my Empress? Does that stop you from wearing women’s clothing?”

At that moment, Su Chang’an felt like he had married a total pe*vert.

Li Chengqian, an ordinary person from the Blue Star, was involved in the roulette of the heavens by a powerful person, and was reincarnated as the prince Chengqian in the world of "Celebrating Yu Nian". However, before he could enjoy the benefits of the cheats, the powerful person passed away, the roulette changed its owner, and the style of painting suddenly changed...

None of the above matters.

As long as you work hard, you will be rewarded.

Many years later, in front of you is The

Heavenly Vein

The spokesperson of the temple

The pioneer of martial arts

The first martial saint in history to break the void The

creator of the heavens and the worlds

The founder of the Great Qing Heaven

The Emperor of Qing, Li Chengqian...

In the world of the Last Valkyrie, the Western gods are about to exterminate humans.

At the critical moment, Xun Yu arrives with the chat group of all the heavens and worlds.

The battle of Ragnarok begins, and humans and gods each need to send thirteen representatives to participate in the battle.

[Group leader Xun Yu: Everyone, the gods of this world want to destroy humans, is there anyone who wants to fight? ]

[One Punch Saitama: It seems very interesting, count me in! ]

[Kakarot Sun Wukong: Group leader, are the gods of that world as powerful as Lord Beerus? Can I come too! ]

[Space Prodigal Hong Kai: Can Ultraman join the battle? ]

(Martial arts fusion + system + cute kid picking up bargains + disguise + sneaky development)

Reincarnated into a martial arts world with mediocre talent? Lin Suisui laughed. She comes with a martial arts fusion system, and she can combine divine skills herself!

In her quest for the secret manual, she specifically targeted massacres and battles between experts, scavenging for any remaining treasures and making a fortune.

Who knew that one day she would stumble and accidentally stumble upon a stunningly handsome man who had been drugged.

After a night of debauchery, she decisively ran away, taking with her a top-notch secret manual as "reward".

Two months later, she looked at her slightly protruding belly and was dumbfounded: she had forgotten to use contraception!

Oh well, I guess I just picked up a "freebie" at a bargain price.

——

Four years later, a martial arts tournament was held, attracting masters from all over the world.

Looking at the miniature version of herself hanging on his lap, clinging to him and refusing to let go, and constantly stuffing candied hawthorns into his arms, his unchanging icy face cracked for the first time.

"A little one...who loves candied hawthorns?"

Four-year-old child: ???

The adorable child slowly puffed up his chubby cheeks.

Who's the little one? What's wrong with candied hawthorns? Daddy, don't you like them?!

——

The adorable child, disliked by his own father, becomes the darling of the entire aloof sect.

The rigid and serious elder searched for crickets all over the mountains for him.

His aloof and otherworldly, stunningly beautiful martial uncle was his horse to ride every day.

Even his wicked senior uncle, who always opposes his own father, claims he wants to take him back and raise him as his own son!

The adorable child, who was being fought over by the big shots, walked up to his father, who was practicing swordsmanship atop an iceberg, with his hands behind his back and his short legs, and hugged his leg tightly.

"Daddy, stop practicing!"

"I've secretly hidden the washboard that Mommy used to make you kneel on! Come play with me now!"

Lin Feng traveled to a world where women were the masters of cultivation and became a male "Tao fetus" with a birth rate of only 1:1000, who was unable to practice cultivation.

Its only value is to be used as a cauldron by the powerful woman, and then thrown away like garbage after being squeezed dry.

At the beginning, I was sent to the holy land of Yaochi and dedicated to the cold and ruthless saint. Everyone concluded that I would not survive for more than three days!

In the moment of despair, the god-level system is activated! [Ding! The Heaven-Defying Replenishing System has been bound!] [Effect: Reversely absorb the cultivation level, talent, and luck of your dual cultivation partner, and purify and strengthen them a hundredfold!]

When the saint who was high above and looked down upon me as an ant began to practice her power, everything changed!

Ning Yuan traveled through time and faced beheading at the beginning.

Fortunately, after awakening to the map of the heavens, you will get a new talent every time you enter a world.

Tianlong: Is this how you understand the meaning of a thousand miles in one day?

Shendiao: What does it mean to have many children and many blessings?

Xiaoao and Yitian, a new talent every time!

I, the leader of the White Lotus Sect, send Da Zhou to his death!