[Abstract memes + no romantic pairing + hilarious and absurd story + ensemble cast]

With a deafening roar, Chun Jin died on the spot.

He died and then transmigrated into a book, and to make matters worse, he transmigrated into a character that everyone and even dogs dislike!

As the saying goes, a doting brother spoils his sister, and the unluckiest guy in the original novel, Chun Hanwen, is a dog—everyone should be marked in the past. But he's a true man, laughing at the joke, not the person. He spoils his sister by giving her whatever she wants, even the stars and the moon.

But this kind older brother was stabbed to death with a sword because the main characters wanted the elixir but he didn't give it to them. Not only that, his body was also hung in the sect for three days.

In the original story, Chun Jin's fate was even worse. She was tortured beyond recognition by the protagonist's group and left in the wild to fight with stray dogs for food. Her parents, who tried to seek justice, were killed by the protagonist's master with a single sword stroke. This whole family was truly unlucky!

Her face flushed instantly...

[Heaven rewards diligence, and diligence can make up for shortcomings. One step a day, and you will gradually achieve immortality.] [Daily tasks have been refreshed] [Task: Complete ten sets of "Eagle Claw Kung Fu" (0/1)] [Reward: Slightly strengthens bones and muscles, and 1 fragment of martial arts enlightenment] Shen Lin, the least noticeable outer disciple of the secular sect Qingyun Sect. With mediocre talent and a bleak future, he thought his life would end like this. Until a screen of light unfolded before his eyes. From then on, Shen Lin's life was clearly arranged by "daily tasks". While others were cultivating hard to break through, he was carrying water, chopping wood, and feeding chickens. While others were fighting for secret manuals, he was strolling in the back mountain, staring blankly at the rocks, and sitting on the shore fishing. When he thought this was just a system to help him dominate the martial arts world, the task guided him to the world of cultivation beyond the mortal realm: [Task: On the night of the full moon, step into the forbidden area of ​​the back mountain.] [Reward: ...

The big hammer is 80, the small hammer is 40. We have superb craftsmanship and transparent prices. There's a discount if you use two hammers together. ~ Auntie, look at your Devil No. 1. The decoration is too low. Want a couple of hammers? That beautiful lady in long johns, is this your home called Merlot Heaven? The decoration is not very good. Want a couple of hammers? Hey, you birdman with a face full of beard, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll give you two hammers for free! This academy... Let's demolish it. I'll build you a doghouse to live in!

Li Chang'an traveled back in time to the Southern Song Dynasty, initially thinking he could make a name for himself using his knowledge from the future, but—

The system is 99.99% loaded... It's been stuck for a full hundred years!

He was neither good at literature nor martial arts; even the Beggars' Sect thought he had no talent!

He can only rely on toxic motivational quotes to fool people in the underworld, and has become a notorious old charlatan in Jiaxing City...

until--

Guo Jing: "This senior must be a reclusive master!"

Huang Rong: "You old liar! Even my father can't fake it as well as you!"

When I was old and frail, the system finally activated!

Travel through various realms + take on disciples and receive rewards!

Li Chang'an stroked his beard and smiled: "Disciples, your master is getting old, and fighting is no longer appropriate for me... Here, take this pile of elixirs and divine skills, and remember to be filial to your master!"

[Demonic cultivator + villain + no female lead + ruthless and decisive + Gu poison]

In her previous life, Ning Hui had glimpsed the true teachings of the Demon Lord, and ultimately died with resentment.

However, he did not perish; instead, he was reborn into the body of a severely injured and deceased boy who raised Gu poison.

Now reborn, he is treacherous and ruthless, embarking on the path to immortality with the guise of a demon!

Despite facing death nine times, their resolve remained unchanged; through hardships, their determination grew stronger.

After hardship comes happiness; an undying demonic heart can shake the heavens!

[Extreme Flow + Decisive Killing + Muscle Pushing + Brainless Cool Writing + Upgrade Flow]

Yang Chen traveled to an ancient world where soldiers, bandits and demons were rampant.

Besides him, there was also a beautiful child bride in the family, and their life was difficult.

Fortunately, Yang Chen's awakening system, no matter whether it is a skill or a martial art, as long as it is practiced to the entry level, it will automatically upgrade to the [perfect] realm, and it can be [deduce] countless times, turning decay into magic!

[Tenth Level Dragon Elephant Skill]: With the power of thirteen ancient dragon elephants added to the body, holding the sun, moon and stars in the hands!

【Twenty-Layer Golden Bell Cover】: When practicing, it is like a big sun, indestructible, shining on the world!

During the first year of my time traveling, I was timid and just wanted to have a full meal!

In the second year of my time travel, I don’t eat beef. If I’m not invincible, who will be?

After traveling through the fifth year and seeing the future, why not worship?

Time flies. Looking back, Yang Chen finds that he has already become a saint in the human world and mastered the supreme Tao fruit. Even if the world is destroyed, I will not be destroyed!

Hot Blood

Chu Xinghe transmigrates to a martial arts world and inherits a medical clinic. His master possesses boundless magical power, and he awakens a diary system where he can earn rewards by writing in his diary.

Open the newbie gift pack to obtain the Dual-Handed Sword and the Heaven-Slaying Sword Technique!

From then on, he became a walking miracle doctor.

To earn more rewards, he put in even more effort and wrote with all his might.

But as I wrote, not only did the original plot fall apart, but the goddesses all turned into crazy women.

Chu Xinghe: "What illness does the young lady have?"

Inviting the Moon: "I've fallen ill with a lovesickness, and only you, my lord, can cure me!"

Wanwan: "I sprained my ankle, please have the doctor massage it properly."

Wang Yuyan: "Only Young Master Chu can cure this lovesickness."

Pei Nanwei: "This humble servant is afflicted with arrogance. I beg you, young master, to come and fight me."

As the plot completely collapses, Chu Xinghe discovers that more and more female warriors are deliberately falling ill.

Chu Xinghe: You're putting me in a difficult position. ...

Rating just released, please ignore! [Behind-the-scenes story + creation + character development + ensemble cast + villain + world destruction + immortal Qin]

(A better listening experience is achieved when the story is told by a real person.)

He casually scattered a patch of soil, which turned into a meteorite that killed millions of cultivators.

Throwing in a grape triggers a cataclysmic change in the world, leading to a fierce battle among top experts.

I am the Heavenly Dao, creating worlds using the cultivation template and harvesting energy. Once an ascendant appears, it means I am about to reap the rewards!

[Primordial Civilization: In the beginning of time, ten thousand people ascended to heaven, and black cracks appeared in the sky, devouring the ascended cultivators.]

[Kunlun Civilization: The Kunlun Sect learned that ascension would trigger a heavenly tribulation, a punishment from the Heavenly Dao. They established the Heavenly Dao Alliance to prohibit ascension, biding their time for six thousand years. However, their confidence swelled, and they challenged the Heavenly Dao. The next second, they were destroyed by a single finger.]

[A warning to future generations: The Way of Heaven is dynamic; do not ascend to immortality; do not ascend to immortality.]

Lu Chen felt wronged. "I worked so hard to create you all, what's wrong with reaping a little energy?!"

This book is also known as "I, the Heavenly Dao of Destruction, Start by Slaughtering Qin Shi Huang" and "I, the Heavenly Dao, Start by Creating the Immortal Qin Empire".

[Unrivaled background + dynastic power struggles + political intrigue + numerous beauties]

Wearing the clothes of the Great Xuan Dynasty in the high-martial arts world, Qin Mo became a stand-in fake prince.

Intercepting the Crown Princess on her wedding day at the start of the game—a doomed situation?

No, it was a perfect start; Qin Mo obtained the Destiny Chart and changed his fate.

[Prince Tanuki → Showing all the signs of a dragon]

Good fortune and misfortune are intertwined → turning bad luck into good fortune

[Soul imprisoned → Unparalleled comprehension]

Having served six dynasties, the once-powerful prince in purple robes, a legend among men, who had saved the day from collapse, willingly bowed to him. The best Gu master in the Southern Crow, the future Gu Immortal High Priest revered him as a god, and the future Dragon Elephant Martial Ancestor formed a bond with him, honoring him as his elder brother...

In his plan to overthrow the Great Xuan Dynasty, Qin Mo unexpectedly discovers that the real prince, who wanted him to die in his place, lives in a household full of "top-notch" people...

"Since you want me to die as a fake prince in your place, don't blame me for stealing your house!"

Three years later, spiritual energy revived, plunging the world into chaos. The true prince returned with a group of transmigrators, intending to replace Qin Mo, only to find that everything was not as he had imagined...

This book is also known as: "Premature Transmigration: I've Already Become an Emperor, and You're Only Now Transmigrating to Work?"

In the illusory era, there are ten thousand mysterious mountains and ten thousand days.

The land of the Nine Provinces is shrouded in mystery, where blind monks worship the Buddha of the Heart.

In the vast and boundless Xuan Tian Realm, the Pure Lotus supports the Immortal Lotus Kingdom.

Mountains and seas inherit and protect; mountains and seas suffer calamities and weep.

The ancient burial ground, where mountains and seas evoke memories of bygone days.

The Styx River tributary flows through Muzhou, and Fanchuan is adorned with a sword tree.

When the heart of the Dao is tainted by dust, an immortal can turn into a demon; with a single thought, one can ascend to the throne of an emperor.

The Heavenly Stele bears witness to the spirit of Heaven, guiding the heavenly path and upholding righteousness.

Zhongyang remained unyielding, his spirit unwavering; he dared to offer his life without shame.

At Yantian Lake in the sacred land of Yantian, the sword master fell, and Chen Ling perished.

Phoenix Abyss Land, Vermilion Bird Realm, Phoenix Spirit Thoughts.

Alas, the Milky Way has been overturned like a chessboard, destroying the world and devouring cause and effect, causing even divine cultivators and demons to fall...

......

I really want to write a female lead, but my writing skills aren't good enough, and no matter how I write it, I don't like it. Sad...