A belated golden finger is worth less than a blade of grass! Two thousand years after becoming a Daoist Patriarch, he was invited to join a chat group. With a wave of his hand, the compassionate Li Daosheng declared with awe-inspiring righteousness, "Dagu, your world is in turmoil from evil gods, and we need to preach the truth!" "The Fog Mountain Fire Element? Demons are wreaking havoc, and we need to preach the truth!" "The Iron Man Marvel World? The universe is in chaos, and the Purple Potato Spirit is causing trouble? All races are united in their efforts? We need to preach the truth to save the world!" "Young man, I see something is amiss in your world. Why don't you open the dimensional barrier and let me investigate, and then preach the truth to the world?" Li Daosheng said with a smile. The chat group members trembled with fear: "Don't come over here!" ... This is the story of a Daoist Patriarch using a chat group to preach the truth to the universe.

Having transmigrated into the body of a holy son of a sacred land, Lu Qingxuan awakened a word system with no cooldown and no side effects!

I can replicate other people's talents, physique, and opportunities at a glance!

Useless attributes? Instantly merge them into god-tier talents!

[Swordsmanship for Beginners] + [Introduction to Fist Techniques] + [Basic Legwork] = [Martial Arts Master]?

While other holy sons were fighting tooth and nail for a divine body, he had already fused the [Ancient Holy Body] with the [Chaotic Dao Body], forging a unique body for all eternity.

Years later, the Supreme Being of the Immortal Realm was horrified to discover that the unparalleled Dao Fruit he had painstakingly cultivated for millennia had been casually dismantled, merged, and optimized by that "Ancestor of the Dao of Terms"...

Lu Qingxuan: "I'm not targeting anyone in particular. I'm saying that everyone here is part of my database of reference material."

Li Muze travels from the modern era to the Changqing Continent.

Good news, he has a cultivation simulator.

Good news, he has a single fire spiritual root and an unawakened physique.

Good news! He has both parents, is the grandson of a sect elder, and has a glorious background spanning three generations. His future is bright.

Good news! It's great to have such a high starting point. In less than a year, he became an immortal!

[Surviving on rice bran + insect infestation + growth + seeking good fortune and avoiding misfortune]

Upon arriving in the world of cultivation, Li Changqing was so poor that he ate rice bran every day to fill his stomach. After paying exorbitant taxes and levies, his family's three acres of rice paddies were completely depleted.

The autumn harvest is approaching.

Red locusts have appeared in the rice paddies, causing an outbreak of insect plague, and life is about to fall into a trough.

He finally activated his cheat code.

Looking at the amazing ability before him, Li Changqing couldn't help but sigh.

With the ability to avoid misfortune and attract good fortune, my path to immortality is now secure.

Chaos is imminent! An insect plague is coming.

[A moderately auspicious sign: A plague of insects is striking; red locusts are hatching in your rice paddy. Finding the eggs will grant you a fifth-grade opportunity. Auspicious.]

[A very bad omen. Find the red locust eggs and inform the county government! Ominous.]

He could foresee all the dangers in the cultivation world. Moreover, he could obtain all sorts of enviable opportunities from them.

While others faced numerous hardships on their path to immortality, he navigated it smoothly by seeking good fortune and avoiding misfortune.

Before he knew it, he had become a great cultivator who dominated the cultivation world.

Who can I complain to about this?

Ye Chen, who transmigrated into the body of a sweeping disciple in a cultivation sect, was so handsome that he was taken in as the only personal disciple by the most feared and beautiful ice-cold elder in the entire sect.

He thought he would have to live a life of constant fear from then on, but he unexpectedly gained the ability to read minds and could hear his master's thoughts!

In public, the master was as cold as ice: "As my disciple, you should purify your mind and reduce your desires, and diligently cultivate yourself!"

Wow, no wonder he's my apprentice! That face, that figure, absolutely gorgeous! I really want to pin him down on the bed right now... cough cough, no, I have to be reserved!

In front of others, the master casually tossed a pill to him: "Your aptitude is dull, this inferior pill is better than nothing."

[Oops, I took the wrong one! My Nine-Turn Divine Soul Pill! Oh well, I'll give it to my future Daoist partner, it's not a loss!]

Ye Chen was numb.

What happened to the aloof and abstinent persona I was promised?

Master, please have some self-respect! Your image has been completely ruined!

Upon waking from a dream, Xu Pei found himself transformed into a fish. A red carp in the pond in the backyard of the Ji family in Qinghe County. Unable to speak, unable to leave, he could only inhale and exhale slivers of the essence of the sun and moon each day, watching this mortal family called the "Ji family" toil for a few acres of meager land, for firewood and rice. He had assumed his life would be one of languishing in sorrow, witnessing the birth, aging, sickness, and death of his family, ultimately decaying along with this pond. Until one day, he accumulated the essence of the sun and moon over several years, condensing it into a drop of golden liquid, which he dripped into the pond. Ji Yuan, the youngest son of the Ji family, who often came to the pond in a daze, inadvertently drank a mouthful of this water… From that moment on, Xu Pei was no longer a spectator. He became the source of the Ji family's rise. Mortals go left, immortals go right, but are mortals truly destined to never attain immortality? Is a mere mortal carp truly incapable of stirring up storms? To help a mortal family ascend to the heavens, to live as long as the sun and moon? A green carp is no ordinary fish in a pond; it will transform into a dragon once it encounters wind and clouds!

Xu Huan traveled through the world of immortal cultivation with the Bagua Immortal Mirror, which could calculate everything in the world and know everything.

"The Immortal Mirror, tell me what good things are around."

[In front of the door, there is a beautiful girl from a wealthy family with superb water spirit roots.]

"Is there any opportunity nearby that I can use?"

[Three hundred feet away to the east, the four-legged tripod has a peerless inheritance.]

"When can I become an immortal?"

[At three quarters past noon, on the cliff in the back mountain, he jumped down and became an immortal.]

...

A Bagua mirror, a peach wood sword, and a half-length Taoist robe.

Xu Huan started from the Ten Thousand Mountains and traveled to the continent of mind and qi where all races coexist.

Open the gate of heaven, sing and walk, and become an immortal with one thought!

[Setting Party] [Villain] [No heroine]

I am proficient in a hundred arts, and I know everything from refining elixirs, refining weapons, laying out arrays, drawing talismans, and raising spirit plants and beasts. However, to display skills, one must have natural materials and treasures.

Hehehe, I see that you are a treasure, can you let me refine it properly and make sure that everything is used to its full potential, with elixirs, weapons, talismans, and medicines, and everything else is available...

【Non-toxic and refreshing article】【Fast-paced immortal cultivation】【Easy】【Family-style immortal cultivation】

Ye Xuan traveled to the immortal cultivation world, with poor spiritual roots. Just when he thought he would be mediocre, he awakened the 【Longevity Family】 system. For every additional offspring, he would get a reward:

【Ding~ Congratulations to the host for obtaining 1,000 years of life and 1,000 years of cultivation;】

【Ding~ Congratulations to the host for obtaining the "God and Demon Visualization Method";】

【Ding~ Congratulations to the host for obtaining the magical power - "Big Star Picking Hand"】

【Ding~ Congratulations to the host for obtaining the artifact - "Heaven-Slaying Sword"】

…

A thousand years later.

The outer demons attacked, and the immortal cultivation world was in danger. The ancestor of the Ye family crushed the outer demon world with a slap.

Everyone knew that the ancestor of the Ye family had already achieved true immortality without knowing when! ! ! !

[Invincible and refreshing story + disciple training + decisive killing]

"Master Su Feng, a wise bird chooses the right tree to roost in."

"Forgive me, this withered tree of yours... I can no longer rely on you."

With the sect competition approaching, Su Fan was stabbed in the back by his disciple whom he had cultivated with all his efforts, and the disciple turned to someone else!

Just when he became the laughing stock of everyone, he was suddenly bound to the ten thousand times return system that made him determined to become the best teacher of all time!

"Ding! You gift your disciple ten years of cultivation, triggering a thousand-fold critical strike and returning ten thousand years of cultivation!"

"Ding! You gifted your disciple the Earth-level Sword Technique, triggering a ten-thousand-fold critical strike, and returning the Heavenly Emperor-level Grass-shaped Sword Technique!"

"Ding! You gifted your disciple a drop of dragon blood, triggering a million-fold critical strike and returning the Primordial Ancestral Dragon Sacred Body!"

Watching the sect prosper, the traitor knelt at the foot of the peak for three days and three nights, only to receive a cold stare from Su Fan.