A young boy named Tang Jie was searching for a path into immortalhood when he happened to save an immortal in need, resulting in the latter owing him a karmic debt.

What? You want to repay me with mere Spiritual Enhancement Pills? Is that how cheap you view your life to be?

As a result, Xu Muyang ended up having to drag the brat with him.

You’ll never shake me off now, thought Tang Jie.

Seven years ago, Chen Fan was adopted by the head of the Ye family in Wanbei City. He possessed exceptional talent, a true prodigy in cultivation. Seven years later, his adoptive father forced him to dissect his dantian! A man of deep loyalty and righteousness, Chen Fan obeyed! Upon learning the truth, Chen Fan's rage deepened, his hatred soared! Nearing death, he encountered a fortuitous encounter: an ancient mythical beast lurked within his dantian, setting him on a path to invincibility.

From then on, Chen Fan, who possessed the mythical beast Taotie, started his rampage mode... Devouring the heavens and the earth, killing all gods who stood in his way, and stepping onto the peak...

Heaven level dragon vein? Heaven Devouring Martial Vein? Alien martial arts? ...

I have them all!

Alchemy, weapon refining, inscriptions, formations, talismans, puppets? ...

I know them all!

I am the Almighty.

I'm just invincible.

I am a dragon, and I will submit to you forever!

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[No heroine + no system + traditional cultivation + funny + bloody fight]

Fifteen-year-old Li Chuyi finally awakened the system, but the system ran away in less than a day.

Fortunately, before leaving, the system asked Li Chuyi to worship the Heavenly Dao of this world as his godfather.

From then on, Li Chuyi became the adopted son of heaven and earth, and was blessed with good fortune.

Pick up money while walking, and dig up the graves of your predecessors until your hands are sore.

As he stepped into the world of cultivating immortals, he cultivated happily along the way.

He discovered that this world was not simple. There were all kinds of monsters, strange immortal ways, and the "immortal life" that was called an unprecedented miracle in infinite time and space. There were too many mysteries...

Li Chuyi: "Let's do it? Why do I feel like Tongzi ran away because he was scared?"

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I'm just using the shell of a cool novel. Anyway, I don't want to write a cool novel. I just want to write the story in my heart.

Dear readers, see you in the book

Fang Lie, a disciple of Mo Sect, suffered from bullying in his youth and was even framed as a thief who raped and murdered his sect. However, he relied on his great perseverance and gained great opportunity to cultivate the "Shen Huang Nirvana Sutra", which gave him an immortal body with unlimited resurrection.

From then on, Fang Lie embarked on a golden road to deal with all kinds of dissatisfaction.

You dandy boy, who cares who your father is? Who cares who your master is? Who cares who your master's school is? I will kill you without hesitation!

Senior cultivators, great masters of the demonic path, even when meeting Fang, you must behave properly. I can't beat you? I can't beat your son? I can't beat your son, and I can't beat your grandson?

I just can’t be killed, I just want to be arrogant, let me ask you, who in the world dares to disobey?

What is true strategic brilliance? It means that even as a mortal, I dare to deceive immortals; as a servant, I dare to lie to my master and still have him serve me tea and water; as a hunted target, I dare to reveal my identity and let my pursuers fall into my trap. Even as a mortal, I can outwit and kill immortals! Deceiving immortals? I'm an expert! Serving immortals? I'm a genius! I am Tang Jie, the master strategist of the immortal sects!

This is a world where a single person can tear down a city wall with their bare hands. The Empress raises a Qilin, dragons dwell in the ponds of the Great Xia Palace, and even the famed Sword Mountain, from which magical swords frequently descend in search of their masters.

Ren Baqian clings to the Empress's thigh, striding towards the pinnacle of his life.

Behind every successful man, there's a woman.

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Taoist Priest Four Eyes: "Disciple, my master has taught you all the ways to drive away corpses!"

Qi Shuming: "Xu Junming, I, Shushan, are at odds with you!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

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