[Martial Arts] + [Decisive Killing] + [Nonsense] + [Chat Group]

Lin Ge traveled through the wilderness,

Become a disciple of Jiejiao.

The great catastrophe is coming.

I am a little fairy,

How to protect yourself and your fellow brothers and sisters in this great catastrophe of Conferred Gods?

Ding! The Zongwu chat group has invited you!

"Jiejiao Celestial Immortal" joins the chat group!

Second Palace Master of Yihua Palace:

Tsk, there's another newcomer, comparing himself to an immortal, is he really that domineering? I'm already a Grandmaster, and I'm not that arrogant!

The greatest emperor who swept across the six kingdoms:

@Jiejiao Tianxian, what's your name? You must be quite capable to be invited to the chat group. Would you like to serve in our army?

Persimmon in the Snow:

Hahaha, there’s a newcomer here. There are a lot of big guys in the group, so be sweet-mouthed. If you’re too arrogant, you might get beaten up!

Iron-hearted God:

Newcomer, please send me a video and identify yourself. If you can take three of my moves, I can adopt you as my son!

[All News: Member "Jie Jiao Tian Xian" uploaded an introduction video! Click to view!]

In the picture,

A majestic figure that blocked out the sky and the sun stood in the void.

A gentle touch,

The sky and the earth lost their color in an instant!

The river flows upstream,

The flood dissipated,

Countless huge monsters with terrifying and violent auras,

Easily suppressed!!

The myth of moving mountains and filling the sea,

That’s all!

Everyone in the group had glazed eyes and their brains froze!

: What the hell? A true god?!

: Boss, are you in the right group? ! !

: Boss, are you still adopting a son?!

......

【Behind the scenes + Invincible + Dihua】

Travel through a fantasy world and obtain a god-level calculation system that can predict everything in the world, including but not limited to magical weapons, skills, martial arts, secret techniques, natural treasures, life and death, disasters and blessings...

So Yang Fan chose to start by calculating people's destiny.

A genius who pretends to be a pig but is actually trying to eat the tiger: "That master is truly terrifying. He actually figured out all my hidden cards!"

The Holy Lord of a certain holy land: "What's going on? I've been exposed as the culprit behind the destruction of the Righteous Alliance a thousand years ago?"

A certain Supreme Emperor: "Quick! No matter the cost, I want him to calculate the location of the elixir of immortality for me!"

Xiao Tian, who suffers from paranoia, is the ace of the Earth Killer Organization and a master who has mastered both internal and external cultivation.

When he was surrounded, he traveled to another world with extremely powerful combat power and became the husband of the empress.

In the eyes of others, Xiao Tian is a mortal with no cultivation and the world's number one gigolo.

The system arrived as promised.

This seems to be a story about an earthling with no cultivation, who relies on the system to make a living in another world.

However... the style of painting suddenly changed!

[You are a creature from the ultra-high dimensional plane Earth! ]

【This system can only be your slave! 】

[Master, please control yourself, you may accidentally wipe out this system! ]

Zhang Yi traveled to the world of immortal cultivation and became an orphan who signed a ten-year indenture with an immortal cultivation family. Fortunately, he had the golden finger proficiency panel in hand.

When a spell or skill is cultivated to perfection, characteristics will be derived.

Nourishing Qi Jue, perfect characteristic "nourishing qi", condensing magic power into one

Fire Bullet Talisman, perfect feature "Talisman", can print talismans in batches

Gengjin refers to the perfect characteristic "Golden Way" and touches the "Golden Avenue"

...........

With the golden finger in hand, cultivating immortality is no longer a dream, but the first goal is to live for ten years and become a free person.

The rest will be discussed later...

[Classic Xianxia + Comedy Cultivation + Rebel Disciple vs. Master + Side Paths & Odd Techniques + No System + Genius + Survival King + Walking Calamity + Early Chapters are Comedy Slice-of-Life – Don't Enter If You Mind]

In the new millennium, modern youth Gu Changsheng transmigrates into a fantastical cultivation world.

By a twist of fate, he becomes the disciple of a beautiful female master from the Purple Heaven Palace.

From there, Gu Changsheng begins his "legendary" rise to the top — not by righteousness or strength,

but by scamming, scheming, stealing, and smooth-talking his way through the cultivation world.

He launches businesses never before seen in any Xianxia world:

Immortal Lottery – Trendy Spiritual Fashion – Changsheng Cigarettes – “Hit Me” Ride Service – Life & Death Insurance – Emergency Cultivator Rescue – Holy Herb Pharmaceuticals – Matchmaking for Immortals…

"Sounds reasonable… right?"

Years later, Gu Changsheng looks back—he's somehow monopolized every single industry in the cultivation world.

It hits him like a lightning bolt:

“Wait a sec… without realizing it, I’ve climbed to the very top of the world!”

Standing at the peak, overlooking the masses, he slowly pulls out a cigarette and lights it.

"Phew~! My carefree, rebellious life... was like walking on thin ice all along."

📌 Author's Note: The synopsis doesn't do it justice — check the main story!

He traveled to the world of One Piece and merged with the world's strongest creature to become the new Four Emperors: Kaido, the King of Beasts.

Logically speaking, this is an absolutely high-end time travel, invincible from the start!!!

But when he thought that he had come to the world of One Piece, and as the villain, he was about to face the unreasonable Child of Destiny, Master Joyboy, the user of the Nika Fruit, and the only designated savior: the Sun God.

Kaido felt as if he was invincible.

Sit-ups, version update, and martial spirit awakening!

Is he destined to follow Kaido's old path and become a stepping stone for Luffy to become the emperor?!

Fortunately, you are the child of destiny, and I am a time traveler.

If you have Nika, I can cultivate immortality.

Watch how I, the new Kaido, cultivate my immortality and defeat Nika, and restore order to the pirate world!!!

After three years of transmigrating, Zhang Xiaobai finally obtained the long-awaited system of his dreams.

But soon, he realized… this system felt a little off.

【You’ve encountered a demonic cultivator wreaking havoc. As a righteous person, what choice will you make?】

【Option 1: Slay the demonic cultivator, bring justice to the people. Reward: 1000 years of lifespan. No penalty if failed.】

【Option 2: Step forward and reason with the demonic cultivator, explain that what he’s doing is wrong. Reward: 100 years of lifespan. No penalty if failed.】

【Option 3: Do nothing. Reward: 1 year of lifespan.】

Zhang Xiaobai glanced at his status — only 2 years of lifespan remaining.

Then looked at the terrifying demonic cultivator in the distance.

"Hesitating for even a second… is disrespecting life!"

He whispered firmly to himself:

"Of course… I choose option three!"

(Invincible flow, relaxed and humorous, accepting disciples, jockey despising ancestors, many, no swords)

Traveling through the fantasy world, Lin Xiao struggled to become a Jindan monk, and finally awakened the system in his body. From then on, the door to teaching was open.

The exterminated species that crawled out of the mud, the concubine who was ostracized by the family, the genius who was highly anticipated fell into mediocrity, was reborn and returned, and was determined to flatten the ice in the four fields with one sword...

Lin Xiao became the man behind them and witnessed them from frustration to reaching the top.

Until one day he accidentally heard the whispers of his disciples, he suddenly realized that there seemed to be a little problem with his education method.

On an ordinary day, Lin Ze bound a golden finger called "Zhutianmen".

It can open the door to the heavens and the worlds.

At first, Lin Ze only wanted to make full use of his golden finger to make money by reselling materials in various worlds to become a rich man.

But he didn't expect that as time passed, he established a plane mall that was famous in the heavens.

A story of a peddler from the two worlds to the owner of the mall of the heavens.