[Funny + Relaxed + Rant] I, Yunshu, am a time traveler, I love peace and I am good at Rant!

My dream is to find a black goddess with long straight hair who can handle both the living room and the kitchen and live a stable life with her.

But in fact, in addition to being mocked by a bastard system with three meals a day, I am also given an extra meal occasionally.

So, in order to prevent this guy from mocking me, I embarked on the passionate journey of becoming the strongest in the world.

Well... just listen carefully...

Anyway, I believe it...

The sword is the blade of the heart.

As long as the person lives, the sword remains; when the person dies, the sword is sealed.

Within the Sword Tomb of Mount Shu, 108,000 flying swords are buried, their mournful cries echoing daily, their sword energy turning into malevolent energy.

The malevolent energy of the Sword Tomb can erode one's foundation, shorten one's lifespan, and corrupt one's mind; ordinary people turn pale at the mere mention of it.

Su Chen, who possesses the [Innate Sword Body], can devour and absorb sword energy, transforming it into his own sword energy. Furthermore, he can gain enlightenment on ultimate techniques during the process of refining the divine sword energy.

Wash your sword [Chonglou], comprehend the Demon Sword Heart, sever the cycle of reincarnation, and break free from destiny!

Wash your sword [Donghuang], comprehend the Heavenly Heart Sword Intent, my heart is the Heavenly Heart, my will is the Heavenly Will!

Wash your sword [Zhu Xian], comprehend the Zhu Xian Sword Formation, open the Heavenly Gate with your sword, and immortals fall like rain!

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Cultivate sword energy, gather sword momentum, and comprehend sword intent.

A hundred years later, the world was in turmoil, and demons invaded. Countless disciples of Mount Shu knelt before the Sword Tomb and cried out, "Please, Ancestor, come out of seclusion and slay the demons!"

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained the divine artifact, the Ruyi Jingu Bang!" "Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained 90 million Body Tempering Pills!" "Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained Divine Comprehension!" Ye Qing's soul transmigrated to another world, activating the Super Treasure Chest System. He advanced bravely and diligently, embarking on an invincible path, crushing countless geniuses and suppressing all the ancient heavens! What reincarnations of great saints, returnees from hell, genius demonesses, immortals descending to earth—all kneel at my feet and sing praises of conquest! Those who obey me prosper, those who defy me perish! Ye Qing's motto: "I always persuade people with reason; those who do not obey are dead!"

The immortal way is revived, and the world is in great contention!

Before the White Jade Capital, a host of heroes arrived, a mighty army descended, banners covering the sky.

Xu Li looked at him coldly, pointed his sword, and a sword came from the west, the sword light darkening the sun:

"Can this sword cut off your immortality?"

then……

Ten thousand soldiers died, and all the heroes passed away!

[Crazy Beauty + Forced Takeover + Female Alpha + Male Omega + Silly System + Sweet and Abusive Intertwined] Cangwu exhausted his cultivation to suppress the Evil Emperor, but his nemesis came seeking him with his sword. The scar on Luo Xi's brow bone was caused by an accident when he was exorcising a demon, yet she hated him to the bone. "What goes around comes around." Cangwu laughed as he charged towards her sword tip, kissing her as if by some strange impulse before dying. When he opened his eyes again, he was back in reality, and the system Xiao Qi screamed, piercing his eardrums: "Brother, you ruined my KPI! Why did you kiss her?!" "She thought you faked your death and ran away + started something and then abandoned her, deceiving her body and heart. She picked up her sword and wrecked the cultivation world!!" "Host, hurry up! Use your cowardly... ptooey, gentle [to coax your crazy Daoist partner]! Survive, the KPI depends on you!" When I was forcibly dragged back to the cultivation world, I met her bloodshot eyes, blood dripping from the tip of her sword. Is it too late to explain now? Luo Xi sneered: Explain? Pay your debts first! I've searched for you for three hundred years, waited for you for three hundred years, and hated you for three hundred years… You think death can solve everything? To save his life, Cangwu is forced to activate his "cowardly cook" mode: Spiritual cuisine? Hot pot? Desserts? Arrange them all! Just beg the big boss to calm down! He thought she was a vengeful demon, but she only wanted to keep him by her side, pampering (imprisoning) him to the bone. When she draped herself in red silk and forced him to sign a life-and-death contract, Cangwu was completely dumbfounded: This madwoman, is she serious?! Xiao Qi passionately screamed online: "Host! Eyes drooling! Humble attitude! If all else fails… [Kneel down and beg for mercy, my wife]?!"

[Modern-day Hardcore Player] + [Extraordinary Martial Arts] + [Invincible] + [Decisive and Ruthless] + [Old Six] + [Infinite Chaos]

Having obtained a personal panel by chance, Su Ming continuously enhanced his physical constitution and extended his lifespan by practicing various techniques, thus embracing all things and entering the realm of the extraordinary, step by step towards immortality.

[Personal Panel]

Name: Su Ming

Lifespan: 23/800

Constitution: 20 [Star Body]

Spirit: 20 [Starry Sky Appearance]

Cultivation Techniques: [Transcendental Realm - Celestial Cycle Technique ~ Level 6, Mastery · 1000/18000; Nirvana Nine Revolutions ~ Level 1, Beginner · 100/2000.]

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This book is also known as:

[Transcending Mortality: Starting with Practicing Online Techniques]

[Civilization Ascension: I am the Mastermind]

[Dragon Vein Awakening: I Have Become a Legend of Our Time]

[Modern Resurgence of Fortune: I Possess 99% of It]

[Immortality: Cultivation Begins in the 21st Century]

In the early stages, the protagonist cultivates in the city; in the mid-to-late stages, he single-handedly drives the advancement of civilization, venturing towards the stars and the sea.

The introduction is insufficient; please proceed to the main text.

[Permanently Free! Invincible! Primordial Era! Thrilling Read!] In the primordial continent, where all races were resting and recuperating, the sudden appearance of the Primordial Golden Ranking shocked all the powerful beings of the myriad races! The Primordial Golden Ranking: Primordial Treasure Ranking! Battle Power Ranking! Mount Ranking… Each ranking's appearance shocked all the races of the primordial world, shaking the very souls of all beings. Each ranking offered unparalleled rewards, beyond the comprehension of all races. Demon Emperors, Ancestral Witches, Saints, Dao Ancestors, and all the beings of the primordial world were utterly astonished. Soon after, the name of the Primordial Dao Lord appeared on the Primordial Golden Ranking. At this moment, the Primordial Dao Lord, as the Supreme Being of the Great Dao, realized that he could no longer hide. (This is a different primordial world!) If you, dear readers, find "I, the Supreme Being of the Great Dao, Have Been Exposed by the Primordial Golden Ranking!" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ groups and Weibo!

Transmigrated into the body of a demoted prince, Qin Jun is fortunate that fate hasn't let him despair, activating the Mythical System! All characters from mythology can be summoned! The Monkey King, Sun Wukong, whose staff shakes mountains and rivers! With eyes that can see a thousand miles and ears that can hear the wind, he sees the world clearly! The Buddha's palm holds a Buddhist kingdom, from which no one can escape! The bewitching Su Daji, the moon goddess Chang'e, the fiery Princess Iron Fan, the Third Holy Mother… In this world of gods and demons, he is determined to become the strongest god-emperor! [Qin Jun]

The story is now complete, so please enjoy it without worry. My new book is titled "Nobody's Better at Showing Off in Public." He came from the primordial era, bearing the destiny of humanity. He has countless disciples and together they nurtured twelve emperors for the human race. *sobs* After raising so many boys, now I need my female disciples to scrub my back! [cabinet emoji]

[Mortal Flow][No System] This story differs from traditional Xianxia (fantasy/martial arts) writing styles. If you dislike this, please do not read.

That year, a seven-year-old boy took his younger sister into the world of cultivation, and then, everyone who cultivated went mad!

When you embark on your journey to cultivate immortality, your talent, the treasures you possess, and the opportunities you have are all irrelevant. But you must remember, there is one person you absolutely cannot provoke.

Although this person is not a cultivator.

But his blade is faster than light, so fast that you don't even have time to mobilize your spiritual power.

His punches are heavier than the sky, heavy enough to stop the world from spinning with a single blow.

His mouth is even more vulgar than mine, so vulgar that it can make the scorching sun weep and the bright moon burn.

Who is he? He is a handsome young man who has no talent for cultivating immortality but practices martial arts in the world of cultivation.

Years later, a group of big shots in the cultivation world asked him, "Lin, handsome guy, why did you, a martial artist, have to go to the cultivation world?"

The boy replied with a grin, "I just don't have the talent for cultivating immortality, but I love playing around in the cultivation world. Everyone there is so talented, they speak so nicely, and they have all sorts of fancy special talents. Oh, I love it there."

The powerful cultivators collectively despaired: "You like it? You like that you wielded a sword and cleaved half the cultivation world in two?"