Qin Yan, a pure yang body that combusts when walking and breathes fire when angry, is known as the "walking city incinerator" and is only one sneeze away from exploding to death.
Ling Shuang, a pure yin body whose handshake can cause frostbite and breath can freeze, is called a "moving ice corpse cave" and is only a breeze away from turning into black ice.
They were originally two polar opposites who could not tolerate each other, but they became enemies after a furnace explosion in a clinic - and were forced to become "ill-fated partners" because of a huge compensation.
In order to survive, they had to practice the book "The True Explanation of Yin and Yang Harmony" which was despised by the righteous path.
Who would have thought that the opening section of the exercise is "Embracing Each Other to Transfer Qi", the middle section contains "Posture Diagrams", and the last section is labeled "Bath Together in the Spiritual Spring"...
As they practiced, furnace explosions became a daily routine, and freezing into ice sculptures and roasting into charcoal took turns happening. Even the notes of the seniors were filled with "hilarious" training experiences.
"Qin Yan! If you use your Yang energy to burn my hair again, I will freeze you in the ice cellar and use you as a popsicle!"
"Ling Shuang! If you use your Yin Qi to freeze my Dantian again, I'll throw you into the volcano and use you as a popsicle!"
From sabotaging each other to embracing each other in despair, from unlocking postures to communicating with each other's minds, this pair of "ice and fire enemies", amidst laughter and ambiguity, managed to turn the "unorthodox martial arts" that everyone hated into a chaotic way that stirred up the world.
When the villains tried to separate the origin of Yin and Yang, and when the world was on the verge of collapse, they finally understood:
The most extreme physical collision can create the most frivolous love, but it can also forge the most serious legend.
Many years later, a clinic put up a sign: "Specializing in treating imbalances of yin and yang, and improper qigong techniques. The owners and their spouses demonstrate their methods in person, and the results are remarkable (side effect: you might die of laughter)."
Passerby: “Boss, I want a kryptonian physique, plus a cultivation system, can it be cheaper?”
Shu Xiaobai: “Krypton’s physique is sold out. If you have a Saiyan physique, I’ll give you a 20% discount.”
As a time traveler, the moment Lin Chuan traveled through time, he felt the world's deep malice towards him.
Suffering from a terminal illness in this world, without a distinguished family background, he graduates from a four-year college and faces becoming a social slave in a new world...
However, other people had completely different views of this squinty-eyed young man...
Lin Chuan’s classmates: This is a second-class disabled person who suffers from a chronic disease and will never achieve great success in his life.
However, the new generation female head of the Mu family said: This is an annoying guy. Not only did he cheat me out of my "breakup fee", he also never was my boyfriend for a single day.
The sexy and wild imperial official Su Duanpo said: This is a young man with outstanding talents. He is strong in all aspects, whether as a security officer or as a man...
However, as Lin Chuan's pet, Lan Xiaomao has a different opinion: I may not be a real cat, but my master is a real cat!
There are many people who pretend to be cool in front of me, Ye Kun, and countless people who want to harm me, Brother Kun, but their end is terrible, either they are buried in the earth or they are wiped out.
Everything can be discussed, but don’t say that my brother Kun has no hair!
“The Heavenly Dragon Dao Sect is one of the eight supreme sects of the Jiu Yaoxing. This seat is even the Heavenly Dragon Dao Sect Daozi. You have offended this seat. As long as this seat gives an order, the sword fairy is like a cloud…”
“boom!”
Qin Linye hit Jiu Yaoxing across the air.
The power contained in fist strength penetrates the atmosphere, like a dense star with a diameter of tens of kilometers hitting the ground at a speed of more than 1,000 kilometers per second.
The earth melted and the star core shattered.
The waves swept by flames and magma continued to spread in all directions at supersonic speeds. The mountains, rivers, and forests on the surface of the earth’s crust were completely stripped off, and the dust and rocks thrown up by the impact flew directly into the atmosphere, and in the next moment…
Click.
The destructive force penetrated the stars, swept across the starry sky, and disappeared into the endless depths.
The planet shattered and exploded!
Smash!
Like a firework shining in the sea of stars.
“What did you just say, where is the sword fairy under the cloud? I don’t seem to hear clearly.”
Qin Linye raised his fist and looked at the Daozi of Heavenly Dragon Dao Sect.
【High-level martial arts + cosmic backdrop + system panel + no romance + ruthless + non-cliché power fantasy】
“Li Qingshan, Mizong Step usually takes at least two years to master... What? You achieved mastery in a month?”
“Nine Heavens Thunderwind Blade is an A-rank martial art. It’s extremely difficult to even begin—it requires both Thunderclap Blade and Shadowwind Blade to be fully mastered as prerequisites... Wait, you've already started practicing it?”
“Body Tempering Stage Ten only allows movement speed of 50 m/s and maximum punching force of 10 tons. Li Qingshan, how do you dare fight a mech one-on-one? …You’ve already won?”
“Li Qingshan, your talent is unparalleled—but your cultivation time is far too short. There’s no need to go head-to-head with those ancient eldritch gods!”
“Talent? You’re wrong. I never had talent. Every bit of my strength comes from relentless cultivation, one step at a time.”
Li Qingshan sat cross-legged beneath the starry sky, gazing calmly at the swarm of ancient evil gods sweeping in from beyond the galaxy.
“You come from time immemorial... but can you withstand my cultivation of millions of years?”
He closed his eyes.
Within the Martial Dao Space, he devoted millions of years to training, untouched by fatigue.
When he opened them again, his cold gaze cut across the stars...
In an era of interstellar expansion, alien beasts rampage and ancient evil gods loom.
Martial arts has sparked a new evolutionary craze. Mechs and battleships dominate the cosmos, but individual power and collective intellect shine side by side.
Li Qingshan traversed into this world, bringing with him a system panel:
Any technique or skill can be recorded.
No comprehension needed.
No talent required.
No bottlenecks.
As long as he works hard, he gets stronger. Once proven, always proven.
He also possesses a Martial Dao Space, where:
Time is accelerated
Stamina is unlimited
Cultivation never stops
[All people change their jobs + data + thieves + no system]
The young man is modest and gentle as jade, but unfortunately he is a thief by profession.
However, he is different from other thieves who can only open treasure chests. He has an extra unique skill, which gives him unlimited possibilities.
...
[Trigger the Empty Hand, Strength +1]
[Trigger Empty Hands, Money +888]
[Trigger the Forbidden Technique - Meteor Shower (once)]
【...】
In a high-level secret realm [triggering Empty Hands, Heart of the Dragon] the dragon fell to the ground and died.
A huge heart appeared in his backpack. Wen Ruyu said, "Don't look at me like that. It's definitely a scam."
...
China's No. 1 Labor Union: God of Thieves, please join our guild. We can give you an annual salary of 1 billion.
The strongest professional in Sakura Country: God of Thieves, return my artifact to me!
Eagle Sauce Goddess of the Shepherd God: God of Thieves, give me back my panties.
Mysterious secret place...
Also known as [My dream wife came true, is my ancestor such a jerk?]
Jiang Ping'an traveled through time accidentally without activating any golden fingers, but just had one beautiful dream after another.
Until one day, he unexpectedly discovered that the ancestor of the Han family was actually himself - the woman in his dreams!
From then on, the whole world was in chaos.
The peerless empress, the charming nine-tailed fox, the detached goddess, and the witch who slaughtered all living beings all appeared one by one.
"What? The one who was bleeding from the chopping I made just now was my second uncle?"
"What? 'The ones who are "enjoying happiness" in my Ten Thousand Souls Banner are my aunts and uncles? They are all my beloved relatives and friends?"
"You evil beast, your fiancée is too...!"
The entire battlefield of all races has become a mess.
Facing the resentful gazes of many beauties and descendants, Jiang Pingan spread his hands and said, "Don't blame me. It's just a dream. The key is to do whatever you want..."
They called me a scoundrel, and when I said no, they hit me and said I was lying.
For thousands of years, some people have killed their wives to prove their Tao, while others have killed infants to devour their souls. Whether they are Taoists or Buddhists, humans or demons, they all share a common pursuit. What is this common pursuit?
"A beautiful woman?" the male protagonist said in a low voice.
The crowd beat him up, shouting, "Longevity! Longevity!" The male protagonist replied, "Without beautiful women, what's the point of longevity!"
The author relentlessly attacked: "If you don't achieve immortality, even if you seduce all the beauties of this generation, how many will you have? Don't you want the beauties of a hundred years from now? Don't you want the beauties of a thousand years from now?"
The male protagonist, having repented of his past mistakes, roared, "I want immortality..."
(QQ group: 73206810)
[Fantasy Imagination + System + Villain + Not a Saint + Decisive Killing]
Qin Luo traveled to another world and became the Holy Son of Taixu Holy Land who was being judged.
He was accused of being a spy of the Heavenly Demon Sect by his Bai Yueguang fiancee and the protagonist. All the disciples of the Holy Land criticized him.
"Qin Luo killed his fellow disciples in the sect just to practice magic skills, the legendary magic skills, the Heaven Devouring Magic Skills!"
"Qin Luo is not an orphan. He must have joined our Holy Land with a mission to subvert our Taixu Holy Land!"
"I saw it with my own eyes. Qin Luo entered the forbidden area and stole the holy weapon of our Taixu Holy Land, the Taixu Bell!"
"Qin Luo sneaked into the Sutra Pavilion a year ago and stole the Four Symbols Sword Technique!"
"Brother, just plead guilty. I will plead for you. I will waste your cultivation and spare your life. Don't make the same mistake again and again."
Looking at the look on his fiancee's face that was for his own good, Qin Luo was stunned.
If the memory is not wrong, he is just a licking dog saint son, how can he become a spy of the magic?
Is the memory opened wrong?
Fortunately, the super villain system is bound in time.
[The host admits to practicing magic skills and obtains the god-level skills: Devouring Heaven Magic Skills]
[The identity is in doubt, blood is looking for relatives, and it is found that the host is the prince of the Great Qin Dynasty. The dynasty has sent people to recognize the relatives]
[Admitting theft, obtaining the holy artifact of Taixu Holy Land, Taixu Bell, and obtaining the holy-level martial arts: Four Symbols Swordsmanship]
...
Qin Luo's eyes lit up, looking at the brothers who slandered him and said: "Yes, yes, yes, you are right."
"I like to listen, say more!"