Jiang Mi, a beautiful newcomer from the bottom of the slums, voluntarily signed a contract to be thrust into a series of massive reality entertainment shows called "Observing Life," struggling to survive. The observation panel, comprised of three experienced jurors and billions of viewers, is said to be the most robust system in reality show history. They watched this newcomer's debut, a fragile vase in a late-night banned film, eager to see the pure white stained black and to freely dictate his life. The newcomer smiled faintly and chose to blast their heads off. Episode...

In such a small area as Tokyo,

In such a small circle of the magic world,

There were two close friends who tried their best to avoid each other.

Originally, they thought it would continue like this.

But suddenly one day——

Gojo Satoru took off the blindfold: "...Why are you here?"

Xia Yujie brushed his messy hair and said simply, "I'm here to sleep with him, what about you?"

Gojo Satoru said expressionlessly, "He's picky about food and only eats the high-quality ingredients that are specially supplied by my hometown."

Zhu Lu happened to be passing by the living room and saw Xia Yujie. He was genuinely puzzled and asked, "Why haven't you left yet?"

Seeing Gojo Satoru again, he openly disdained, "You're here too early."

Both of them laughed out of anger.

OK, OK.

Throw it away after use, it’s really purposeful!

And the time management is pretty good!

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Protagonist profile:

Name: Ibis

Age: ? ? / 24 years old

Gender: Male

Occupation: Puppeteer

Specialties: Physical Exorcism

This is the story of a Kantas couple’s successful efforts to lay (steal) eggs:

“… You stole it?” Black’s expression tensed as he cautiously lowered his body, using his wings to conceal the nest more tightly.

“I didn’t steal–” Listening to Black’s question, White’s expression became prouder. He stuffed the large white egg beneath his butt as he replied excitedly, “I laid it!”

Boom– Black seemed to have heard the sound of a string known as rationality snapping in his head.

He finally knew what was more infuriating than a husband leaving home for half a year only to come back with a wife three months pregnant. Which was–

A wife leaving home for a few days to find out that his husband had laid an egg!

The story’s protagonist → Meng Jiuzhao (crying) : I am that egg.

[In the early stage of development, the protagonist is mermaid, CP Gin, the red and black sides are temporarily uncertain, there will be rescue, and ooc will definitely happen]

Carlo, the leader of the mermaid tribe, finished his patrol mission and encountered a deep-sea whirlpool on his way back to the tribe. He was hit in the face by an oncoming jellyfish and they both rolled into the whirlpool.

Carlo followed the whirlpool and drifted with the current, and finally turned into a silver fish and fell into the wine glass of a silver-haired man. The jellyfish that tricked him told him that he had come to a world called Detective Conan, and to go home he had to complete tasks and earn points, but the prerequisite was that he needed to find someone to adopt him.

But when he was raised by a silver-haired man and turned back into a mermaid, Carlo not only had a fight with this man, but also had a piece of his body cut off by this man.

The precious fish scales and pearls, the language barrier and the constant threats from this human made Carlo angry.

Aziz: Language Proficiency Encyclopedia, giving you discounts, 10,000 points, and credit support!

Carlo said that he would never buy on credit if he didn’t have money, but the final result was that it was really delicious!

......

After completely integrating into the human world, Carlo began a crazy point-earning mode.

Conan: The murderer could be anyone, but it couldn't be Brother Carol!

Haibara: This person is so simple and scary in some ways.

Akai: Is this guy's fighting ability serious?

Amuro: Carlo is a very reliable partner!

Gin: I raised him too!

Carlo said that it was really nice to earn points with the cursed child every day, but that group of people was really dangerous. He had to complete the task quickly because he wanted to return to the sea!

Tags: Fanfiction/Dan/Jujutsu Kaisen/Isekai/Strong vs. Strong/White-on-Black/Sickly Beauty/Scandal Field/Pretentious/Charming/Yo-Yo

Xunluo, a new theoretical teacher at the Spellcasting Academy, is a weak and helpless woman.

Wearing a kimono and leaning on a cane, he coughs every three steps, and vomits blood when pushed by a student.

The students all felt that this teacher sent by the Yagami family was a beautiful woman made of glass who needed to be carefully protected.

until--

He accidentally smashed the top-tier cursed spirit with his white cane;

The King of Curses was slapped back to his original form with a casual slap;

The top-tier magical artifacts he took out were all given away in plastic bags.

Gojo Satoru & Natsumi Yuuki: "...Teacher, you call this zero in practical application?"

Xunlu covered her mouth and coughed lightly, smiling gently and harmlessly: "Ahem, teacher, I'm just good at explaining principles."

As he watched the "strongest" men vying for his attention, and the ever-growing number of "problem children" around him, he felt that this drama was becoming more and more interesting.

[Reading Guide]

A seemingly sickly beauty who is actually a fun-loving god (uke) vs. a group of crazy guys who are completely fooled by him (Gojo Satoru, Natsuyu Sukuna, Fushiguro Jinji).

One-sided love from everyone, a massive battleground, a lighthearted and silly style.

The main focus is on enjoyment and excitement, with logic as a secondary element; everything is for the sake of the vinegar-filled dumplings.

A master player pretending to be a newbie: a massive collective exposure and character breakdown.

The main characters are fun-loving gods and immortals, who can do whatever they want.

All emotions are illusions, all desires will be answered.

"all+1vn+beautiful and strong+male protagonist+saving the unforgettable feeling+fanfiction"

Born in the floating world, leaving regrets in the world.

Wei Shengyun, an ordinary idler in society, died suddenly due to excessive fatigue and staying up late...

The great God of the Second Dimension gave him the ability to be reborn, but... the world he was reborn into turned out to be a Jujutsu Kaisen!

By chance, I got a cute little system. In exchange for some kind of reward, I was responsible for completing the tasks of the gods.

Weisheng Yun said that he just wanted to give up, stay away from danger, and enjoy his retirement in peace.

But is it really so peaceful?

Why was the task completed so coincidentally?

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The introduction is weak, please move to the main text!!!

The author has a private setting, and I apologize to everyone here in advance!

All-round, you guys decide the final result, it doesn't count as buying shares, because it's OK to watch it all together in the end, and multiple extras are OK too. Feel free to leave a comment if you want to see anything!

Bai Yanci, a 30+ office worker, has suffered the harsh realities of society. After an unexpected death, he transmigrates into the body of a cursed child, growing up anew and discovering he possesses special abilities. His goal is to survive, save money, and retire early, striving to be a support character who doesn't risk his life. Inevitably, he becomes a contemporary of the main characters, but Bai Yanci sees himself as a helpless and insignificant support.

Bai Yanci: I'm just an assistant. I'm resigning. I'm retiring.

Wu Tiao Wu & Xia Youjie: Ci Ci can retire, but she still has to stay in our world.

The logic is flawed; it doesn't follow the original plot or the original timeline. It contains numerous personal interpretations.

Shuangnan Oh

A seasoned manga fan, Nanao Kagura, accidentally travels to a world of jutsu while cosplaying as Kaneki Ken.

He knew the plot well but was silenced by the world's consciousness, forced to watch helplessly as his best friends walked towards their destined tragedy.

When Natsume Yuuki defected, Gojo Satoru was dejected, and in his heart-wrenching agony, he awakened the true power of a ghoul.

To save lives, he forcibly changed the plot, but suffered a backlash and dissipated.

A year later, he is reborn with amnesia and unexpectedly becomes classmates with Itadori, and encounters his white-haired teacher again—

With red eyes, Gojo Satoru pressed him against the wall: "Pretend you don't know me? Then let's get to know each other again."

Xia Youjie, who had already left, quietly reappeared and smiled, saying, "Xiao He, you broke your promise."

The moment his memories returned, the two strongest figures simultaneously reached out to him: "This time, we will break this fate."

CP (couple)

Shi Qingyang, a commoner, had climbed up to be one of two strongest Rank 9 rad-energy fighters in whole country. However, he had focused too much on training strength when he was younger and dangerous flaws were hidden inside his body. Eventually, those he trusted betrayed him after a decisive battle. Then, his body collapsed and he turned into a waste, abandoned by fair-weather friends and loved ones.

After his death, Shi Qingyang opened his eyes again. He had returned to the year when his parents died. He vowed that he would never make the same mistakes again and he would never lightly forgive those who had harmed him. But now, his first and foremost task was to fill up his belly.

As for where to find food… In the past, he had refused the help of others because of his so-called pride. This time, he needed to hold on to the Cheng family gentleman who was a waste! At least, he wouldn’t be hungry like he had been in his previous life!

Obtaining food, exercise equipment, opportunities to become stronger, and finally, even a wife

When Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki first met Natsume Takashi, they only thought he was a very well-behaved child. But later they discovered that he possessed qualities that sorcerers simply did not have—gentleness and resilience.

Warning: Babies, there will be homophones in the text.

(Slightly pampered, with ambiguous undertones. There's some foreshadowing in the main story, but no romantic subplot. It's still the usual "warm and rambling" style. I like abstract writing and I'm a huge fan of Natsume Takashi. If you encounter anything in the story that feels off, don't blame the author. If you like it, keep reading; if you don't, just leave. Thank you, readers. Please avoid this story if you're a fan.)

Some content in the text wasn't included, so I had to revise it to make it passable, haha, I did it several times. However, it's unrelated to the main plot or anything like that. If you find any parts boring, just skip them; it won't affect your reading experience.

Also, I used too much wording earlier, making it seem verbose. Please bear with me, everyone. I'm very busy with work; I'll revise everything when I have time.

If you think Natsume is out of character (OOC), please let me know. Discussion is welcome.