Save this column by Fishbone~ [Copywriting] In the year 23333 of the Mu Yuan era, on the Swallowing Buds plane, a race without dreams inhabited. They lived long lives and possessed strong physiques, but lacked the nerves that allowed them to dream. Thus, a profession emerged within this vast plane: the Dream Builder. ... He Fei felt incredibly unlucky. As a nerdy writer, being accidentally killed by aliens was one thing, being reborn on another planet was one, and being raped upon waking was one, but what about being asked to marry a dead person? Sure, they had an engagement, but it was arranged by their parents! Do aliens also practice child marriages? Not to mention, his intended marriage partner was already dead. He Fei didn't want to marry a dead person, but unfortunately, military orders were unavoidable, so he could only hold a tablet and swear allegiance before the gods. He had assumed a widow's life would be hard, but unexpectedly, his in-laws seemed quite kind to him, providing him with food, shelter, and money, and even allowing him to resume his old trade. From novelist to dream builder, a worthless widower transformed himself into a sought-after dream builder among the nobility. Then, unfortunate events occurred: He Fei discovered he was pregnant with steamed buns. Eating Guidelines: 1. Marry first, love later; top dotes on bottom, naive, sweet, childbearing, and incredibly sweet. 2. The Imperial God of Kings has that... [This article is participating in the "I Have a Date with Jinjiang" essay contest. Ladies who liked this article, please give us your support! =3=] There are two ways to vote: 1 bottle of nutrient solution = 4 votes, 1 landmine = 1 vote. Ladies, please show your support! Fishbone loves you! [The entry will be published tomorrow (Friday), and I'll have three long updates, so I'll be taking a break today o(≧v≦)o~~ Ladies, please continue to support me! Fishbone loves you_(:з”∠)_ Please save my new draft! =3=! [Synopsis] Shangguan Diwu has traveled through time and become Guan Wu, the cross-dressing villain who tortured the male protagonist to death in the popular novel "Immortal Demon Tribulation" that I just abandoned two days ago. Not only that, he also obtained a very creepy system. What the hell is this peerless transvestite training system?! As the fake heroine in the first third of the story and the real villain in the last two thirds, Guan Wu not only has to seduce the male protagonist but also follow the plot carefully. He expressed immense pressure. Especially since he abandoned the novel midway and had no idea what the subsequent plot would be like. Guan Wu always thought that the character he was wearing was the biggest villain in the book (he was a man dressed as a woman to deceive the male protagonist's feelings, so he was not the ultimate villain?), but he did not expect that the protagonist and the ultimate guy in this book, who used to speak softly and tenderly to him, suddenly turned into a possessive and blackened pervert. What the hell is this! Guan Wu Erkang's hand—— Male protagonist, do you know what it is? You are broken! The male protagonist is gentle and elegant on the outside, but he is a blackened man on the inside) The main one is the bottom, the bottom has a hole in his brain, the top loves the bottom, sweet sweet sweet~ Portal
Uchiha Sasuke, male, was accidentally ensnared by a farmer system called "9527," which led him down the path of a mushroom farmer whose values were shattered.
He is the greatest mushroom vendor of this era! — Hashirama Senju
There's nothing he can't sell! — Tobirama Senju
The pride of the Uchiha! —Uchiha Madara
(I have nothing more to say) — Itachi
Seeing his youngest son holding a shiitake mushroom in his left hand and a winter mushroom in his right, with a "God of Mushrooms" sign on his chest, Fugaku's father rolled his eyes and fainted.
"Ah, Anada! What's wrong with you?!" Mikoto's mother cried out as she rushed over.
What are your thoughts on the praise from all of you, Sasuke?
Sasuke: All I want to say is, I really am an Uchiha! My dad is Fugaku Uchiha, that's for sure. There were no [green] related incidents in our family. I really am an Uchiha!
P.S.: Mushrooms are the flagship product of the 9527 system, but the system host will also accept commissioned tasks. Currently confirmed commissioners include Black Dragon God, Gold Freecss, Fisher Tiger, Diarmuid Ua Ua, Ultraman Tiga…
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Sprinkling Money from the Sky [Quick Transmigration]
The Road Home for the Poisonous Sister
The Counterattack of the Cannon Fodder Male Supporting Character (Various)
Master Crossover: I'm Not Forging Swords Today
[Various] Go! My Knife Spirit!!!
I Prove My Way Through Programming
[The physical book "Meeting You" is now available on all platforms!] [Dual male leads + Infinite Flow novel + Love-hate relationship + Boss top + Madman bottom + Strong and Clean 1V1]
Three years ago, "Stairway to Heaven" suddenly appeared, pulling batches of people into an escape game, forcing them to live stream, and subjecting them to the arbitrary manipulation of the audience and overwhelming criticism.
Yu Qing had long, soft hair, an innocent appearance, and big, watery eyes that blinked as he obediently nodded to the old woman who was grinning maliciously at him as she tried to lure him into the house: "Okay."
Viewer: […Brainless! The streamer is about to be poisoned to death by the old hag.]
The number of viewers plummeted, and then—*pfft*
Yu Qing pressed the old woman's head into the plate and asked with a smile, "Does everyone want to see a ghost do a mukbang?"
audience:【???】
Yu Qing: "I'm doing this for everyone's benefit, broadcasting something different."
audience:【!!!】
From then on, things started to get strange.
System: [Streamer Yu Qing has violated the rules by killing an NPC; her health has reached zero!]
Viewers are showering players with life points as a reward.
My wife did nothing wrong; there must be something wrong with the rules!
The system wants him to die at midnight, but I'll grant him eternal life!
Other streamers: "Our viewers aren't like that!"
Then, Yu Qing survived effortlessly, her streamer points increased, and her gameplay became increasingly audacious, but...
Why do viewers want to see: "Baby, hug the BOSS and kiss him until he's stunned?"
Because of a shocking group s*x scandal, two male actors took the initiative to bind themselves together. It’s a story about their sweet and professional life together.
A typical but not very traditional entertainment novel.
The jokes might be old, but they’re sweet.
Keigo Atobe's twin brother, who adores his older brother (pure brotherly love!). The story follows the growth of a sporty young boy, initially focusing on slice-of-life, then transitioning to the Prince of Tennis main storyline, a crossover anime plot, and possibly a Haikyuu!! main storyline later on. It might even go off on its own, though I'll try my best, but it's still undecided. The main pairing is Yukimura, and it's unlikely to change unless something unexpected happens... well, we'll see. Also: the romance will develop in the later part of the main story, and it will be slow-paced and gentle, not dramatic. If you're expecting a sweet, lovey-dovey romance from the start, please ignore this. The protagonist isn't that kind of character; the kind who dominates the world with tennis is out of the question. This protagonist won't just be involved in one sport club, as I want to incorporate elements from several anime. It will be more slice-of-life. Note: slice-of-life, please don't ask me why he doesn't dominate the world, he won't. Due to work, I'll try my best to maintain consistent updates, occasionally taking days off to update around 6,000 words a day, and I'll try to keep it stable to avoid abandoning the project. Please support me! As usual, I'll patch up any regrets I can, but there's nothing I can do about those. This story doesn't follow logic, so please just enjoy it.
Updated every night at 9 PM. Lin Zhi died in a man-made disaster and was bound to something calling itself a Redemption System after death. System: Dear! Detected that you had a large amount of good deeds and merits in your previous life. As long as you redeem the target of the mission, you can be reborn! In the first world, Lin Zhi transmigrated into the vain male wife of a domineering CEO who was unable to walk properly. System: Warm him, heal him, and help him stand up again. Lin Zhi: Okay. The system watched the CEO, who was indignant about not being able to keep up with his suspected cheating wife while pushing his wheelchair, and became enraged and started rehabilitation exercises, and fell into deep thought. In the second world, Lin Zhi transmigrated into the classmate of a pedantic academic genius who was unwilling to speak due to psychological reasons. System: Guide him, soothe him, and help him speak again. Lin Zhi: No problem. The system watched the academic genius, who was choked up for a moment, as he spoke out of anger because he couldn't win an argument with sign language and because he couldn't assert his dominance with sign language. In the third world, Lin Zhi transmigrated into the demon pet of a powerful eunuch who was thought to be a castrated man because of his frigidity. System: Let him feel the beauty of life... frigidity is not mandatory. Lin Zhi: I'm very professional. The system stared blankly at the powerful eunuch, who was brimming with life because his demonic pet needed to be replaced. System: Where did you get all your merits? Waaaaah! Lin Zhi smiled and comforted it: Baby, after all, I'm a capitalist who loves doing charity. *Obsessive, gloomy, and sickly gong x seductive, man-eating flower, miraculous healer shou* [Highlight] The shou is not silly, very high-energy, pay attention to the character settings and attributes, see Chapter 1 for details *Sliced/1v1/Alternative sweet------- Pre-order "Mission Object is Not Human [Quick Transmigration]" Lin Xing was bound to a strange feeding system and resurrected. System: Your mission is to feed the non-human protagonist who is maliciously targeted by the world, so that they can live. [Feeding the white wolf omega] In the first life, the protagonist was a white wolf abandoned in the arena, who should have died on the street, wounded and becoming food for wild dogs. System worried: Host, you must be careful. Although the protagonist is in a terrible state, he has lost his mind and is still very aggressive. Long afterward, the system stood in the fog, unable to even distinguish whether the protagonist was a wolf or a dog. The proud white wolf bowed its head, offering its fervent loyalty in a gesture of utter disrespect. "Master, please allow me to mark you." System: Single 6 [The Genius Furnace for Feeding a Black Cat] In the second life, the protagonist is a black cat who, due to injury, has been reborn as a child. He should have had his demon core removed and been beheaded. System Reminder: Host, be careful. Although the protagonist is weak in this state, he is incredibly cunning and may ambush you at any time. Long afterward, the system stood on the first floor, watching the cunning protagonist perform a cat's act of gratitude. The suspicious black cat offered its lifeline, sacrificing itself with an irresistible force. "Am I your best vessel, Master?" System: Yes 6 The protagonist, modified and fused with snake genes, the betrayed guardian phoenix, the mermaid bearing the curse of immortality… Lin Xing casually stroked them, gently saying: They are all adorable. The system urgently needed a crash course, only to discover that its host was a transmigrator from ancient times, the former number one beast tamer—a perfect match! —Beasts possess an innate loyalty, and a beast tamer's instinct is to awaken this instinct. *A composed young master (shou) x various pitiful little darlings repaying their kindness (gong)
Wang Zhaomou only found out after his death that he was an 18th-tier male supporting role in a Mary Sue novel. The Wang Group, which he had worked hard for for more than 20 years, went bankrupt overnight after the male protagonist, the domineering boss, said "The weather is cold and the king is broke". All his assets were used to pay off his debts, and he didn't even have an extra pair of pants left. It's outrageous! What does the cooling weather have to do with the Wang family? Did I make up the cold wave? When he woke up again, Wang Zhaomou found that he had returned to 20 years ago. He was depressed and half drunk at the banquet. When he came out, he saw a man who looked like the domineering boss, standing on the street with a knife. The strong desire to survive suddenly broke out while he was drunk. Without caring about the people around him, Wang Zhaomou
[Dual male leads + infinite flow + live streaming setting + satisfying story + a domineering father figure who chases after his wife everywhere to protect her]
(Non-human tentacle attack, less horror content)
No one could resist Rong Anjing's face; it was a gift of beauty, a lotus blooming amidst filth, a luxurious gem, and a pure white pearl.
But at the same time... it's also a poisonous apple whose inside is completely corroded.
Rong Anjing has been trapped in the identity of a mental patient for too long, so long that he is almost truly being corrected of his bad habits and forgetting his evil.
The movie theater freed him from his dull world, leading him into the death theater, but little did he know that it would create a killing god.
This NPC is so pitiful, let's kill him.
This colleague is such a troublemaker, I should kill him.
This task is so troublesome, I'm doomed.
Unkillable and indestructible? Sorry, he has a Father God.
The serpent coils around the poisonous apple; they are the lie itself, the temptation itself, the despicable deception of the Garden of Eden.
God the Father has a special affection for His wife.
As long as His beautiful wife is pleased, He is the sharpest knife, invincible.
The poisoned apple licked the Father God's fingers and sucked his blood, pouring out all its love and affection, yet it also plunged a sharp dagger into the Father God's eyes.
Do not look at the poisoned apple; simply open your mouth and swallow the rotten flesh and the thick poison.
Please always remember that God the Father is not universally loving.
God loves the world.
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Reading tips:
1. Two updates daily, after midnight.
2. It features two male leads, and both are romantically involved. Please avoid if you are averse to this.
"Show Affection System [End of the World]" (Jianjia Nizi)
Xue Chong is one of the top experts on the Slaughter Board rankings and possesses sharp gaming skills. Feared by all, he is seen as an inviolable and unapproachable person.
However, no one knew that Xue Chong had accepted a cute and adorable female disciple when he first started playing online games. Yet, just as his feelings were gradually growing, Xue Chong discovered that his disciple was unexpectedly a man!
Henceforth, Xue Chong was assailed by a psychological shadow.
Many years later, they met again. The meng disciple from back then had transformed, becoming a top-ranked player on the PK leaderboard and the #1 most attractive and wealthy great God.
Wang Chun: Master, master ~\(≧▽≦)/~ This disciple missed you ~
Xue Chong: Get lost.