⚠️ Warning: What you perceive as "redemption" may actually be a meticulously planned conquest.

Transmigrated into a useless branch of the Gojo family, I became the priest's companion.

Everyone laughed at me, saying I was a pathetic creature with weak magical powers who only knew how to please "Six-Eyed".

They don't know that my real spell is called "Little King".

If the conditions are met, a contract of absolute obedience can be concluded.

Elder? High-ranking figure in the world of sorcery? Top-tier curse master?

They are merely pawns waiting to be played beneath my crown.

I carefully nurtured that divine child who was the focus of everyone's attention.

She provided him with everything, indulged all his whims, and became his only support.

Seeing him lower his guard against me, and even... take the initiative to put the ring that binds us on my finger.

He thought I was his most loyal haven.

Little did he know, I had already placed the crown of absolute dominance atop his head.

Until that day, his "closest friend" Xia Youjie broke down in the rain, casting a desperate glance at me:

"You schemed against him, and you schemed against me... Who will be next?"

And Gojo Satoru, who had just learned everything, locked his gaze on me with his heavenly eyes, his voice hoarse:

"Lian, tell me... what you gave me, was it true love, or just another contract?"

#Dual Powerful Mind Control#Dark Companion VS Strongest Divine Child#I am both the player and the chess piece#

#When he personally places the ring on your finger,#you have crowned him king#

"Don't be afraid, Wu. Even if the whole world is against you..."

"—I have long since grasped the world in the palm of my hand."

The main protagonist Chen He often meets crazy people in his life, and all these people have very deep prejudices against him. They often do weird things.

Once, Chen He polished off a bunch of hired killers (who seemed to be after him?), and eventually found the mastermind.

Chen He: You and I are complete strangers, so why are you doing this to me?

Mastermind: You’re gonna kill me after ten years! Of course I’ve got to make a preemptive strike.

Chen He: …

Chen He: Sir, we have had no bad blood between us, and I have not done anything to offend you. Why are you being so threatening?

Taoist priest: Hmph! In the future, you’ll be offending me to no end. Haven’t you been looking down on me all your life?

Chen He: …but I still have my entire life ahead of me!

Antagonist A: Chen He! Because of your master, I was rejected by XX Sect, and so I was forced to become a demonic cultivator!

Chen He: Who…who are you?

Antagonist B: My future lover’s meridians and good looks were ruined by you, and I’m definitely not gonna let you do it this time!

Chen He could not help but think: There is definitely something wrong with my life!

Uchiha Sasuke, male, was accidentally ensnared by a farmer system called "9527," which led him down the path of a mushroom farmer whose values ​​were shattered.

He is the greatest mushroom vendor of this era! — Hashirama Senju

There's nothing he can't sell! — Tobirama Senju

The pride of the Uchiha! —Uchiha Madara

(I have nothing more to say) — Itachi

Seeing his youngest son holding a shiitake mushroom in his left hand and a winter mushroom in his right, with a "God of Mushrooms" sign on his chest, Fugaku's father rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Ah, Anada! What's wrong with you?!" Mikoto's mother cried out as she rushed over.

What are your thoughts on the praise from all of you, Sasuke?

Sasuke: All I want to say is, I really am an Uchiha! My dad is Fugaku Uchiha, that's for sure. There were no [green] related incidents in our family. I really am an Uchiha!

P.S.: Mushrooms are the flagship product of the 9527 system, but the system host will also accept commissioned tasks. Currently confirmed commissioners include Black Dragon God, Gold Freecss, Fisher Tiger, Diarmuid Ua Ua, Ultraman Tiga…

The goal of this article: to use a serious approach to playfully destroy the anime and novels the author has encountered.

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Sprinkling Money from the Sky [Quick Transmigration]

The Road Home for the Poisonous Sister

The Counterattack of the Cannon Fodder Male Supporting Character (Various)

Master Crossover: I'm Not Forging Swords Today

[Various] Go! My Knife Spirit!!!

I Prove My Way Through Programming

[Main character is a bad boy + overpowered + pure black-hearted heir to the brewery + follower of the Yukimura cult + ensemble cast + chat group] This is written by a Yukimura fanatic.

This is a crossover of anime, primarily Prince of Tennis and Detective Conan, with Prince of Tennis as the main focus and Detective Conan as a secondary focus. It also includes some other crossover anime.

Privately set up mountains of competition novices

When Karasuma Gaki first saw Yukimura Seiichi at the club when he was 4 years old, he decided to join the family.

Unexpectedly, he learns that he is actually the grandson of the villain Karasuma Renya, and is tasked with stealing the protagonist's spotlight.

At the age of 6, he was forcibly taken away from Yukimura by Karasuma Renya and raised by Gin, where he grew up under Gin's severe beatings.

No way, he's the tennis prince, he wants to go back to playing tennis!

He returned to Japan and enrolled at Rikkai University with Yukimura Seiichi, beginning his fantasy and magical tennis journey.

One ball shattered the wall, giving his father a glimpse of the wonders of tennis.

Tennis prodigy Karasuma Gaki juggles tennis training with his duties at the sake brewery.

Vermouth and Kaito Kid are drooling over Niou; they both want to learn Phantom!

Angels and silver bullets? Spell interruption! No traitors allowed in the brewery!

Bourbon is a loyal fan of Rikkai University!

Out of consideration for Bourbon being his fan, Karasuma decided to spare his life, brainwashing him daily to make him understand that his lover was the organization! Not Japan!

Shuichi Akai defected? We'll catch him, drug him, and turn him into a little brat. Let's see how he runs wild then!

After being ambushed and shrunk by a drug, Shinichi Kudo finds himself in another world. There's already a 17-year-old Shinichi Kudo here... *sobs* He's just a drifter in this other world; his current name is Shinji Kudo. ಠ╭╮ಠ

[Daily update at 12:00 PM every night, ING~ 15,000 nutrient solution updates already sent, 21,000 next time~] In the interstellar era, a family of ferocious beasts, who hadn't had a cub for 100,000 years, received a golden egg from a divine oracle. It's said that this egg gave birth to a ferocious beast unprecedented in history...

Blue Star was destroyed in the Dharma-ending Age. Jiang Ci, as the last human, traveled through time and space with his Taoist magic to take on the mission of a guardian.

Unfortunately, there was such an arrogant and unrestrained old man who was just too adorable that I couldn't resist taking him along.

Two-Faced Sukuna: Huh? Jiang Ci, who are you calling cute?

PS: The male protagonist is a cultivator from Earth. In this crossover anime world, he transmigrates into the world of Curse Return and kidnaps the two-faced Sukuna.

The end. The author will correct typos from time to time. Next book: "After Arranging a Marriage with My Ex and Appearing on a Romance Variety Show". Lin Yanran transmigrated into a book, becoming a beautiful but penniless cannon fodder character. Not only was the cannon fodder character brainless, but he was also a fake young master from a wealthy family. Because he bullied the real young master, the protagonist, he was kicked out of his wealthy adoptive parents' home and suffered all sorts of humiliations before finally dying a tragic death. The entire entertainment industry treated him as a joke. When Lin Yanran transmigrated, the real young master was pampered and enjoyed endless glory. But he, who was so poor he could barely afford to eat, was despised by the audience and told to get out of the entertainment industry immediately.

After looking at a handsome man’s picture, he has transmigrated into another world. Rong Yi looked up at the sky, speechless. How unlucky could he be to have transmigrated into a loser + sissy’s body…

What’s worse, the original master of this body has been married to a man! And the worst thing is…

Rong Yi takes a deep breath and lowers his head to look at his chest! Flat! Check! Then he pulls open his pants and luckily see his ‘brother’ is still there, feeling much relieved…

He said to the little cute kid, “What did you say? Say it again.”

…

[Dual male leads + infinite flow + live streaming setting + satisfying story + a domineering father figure who chases after his wife everywhere to protect her]

(Non-human tentacle attack, less horror content)

No one could resist Rong Anjing's face; it was a gift of beauty, a lotus blooming amidst filth, a luxurious gem, and a pure white pearl.

But at the same time... it's also a poisonous apple whose inside is completely corroded.

Rong Anjing has been trapped in the identity of a mental patient for too long, so long that he is almost truly being corrected of his bad habits and forgetting his evil.

The movie theater freed him from his dull world, leading him into the death theater, but little did he know that it would create a killing god.

This NPC is so pitiful, let's kill him.

This colleague is such a troublemaker, I should kill him.

This task is so troublesome, I'm doomed.

Unkillable and indestructible? Sorry, he has a Father God.

The serpent coils around the poisonous apple; they are the lie itself, the temptation itself, the despicable deception of the Garden of Eden.

God the Father has a special affection for His wife.

As long as His beautiful wife is pleased, He is the sharpest knife, invincible.

The poisoned apple licked the Father God's fingers and sucked his blood, pouring out all its love and affection, yet it also plunged a sharp dagger into the Father God's eyes.

Do not look at the poisoned apple; simply open your mouth and swallow the rotten flesh and the thick poison.

Please always remember that God the Father is not universally loving.

God loves the world.

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Reading tips:

1. Two updates daily, after midnight.

2. It features two male leads, and both are romantically involved. Please avoid if you are averse to this.

[The physical book "Meeting You" is now available on all platforms!] [Dual male leads + Infinite Flow novel + Love-hate relationship + Boss top + Madman bottom + Strong and Clean 1V1]

Three years ago, "Stairway to Heaven" suddenly appeared, pulling batches of people into an escape game, forcing them to live stream, and subjecting them to the arbitrary manipulation of the audience and overwhelming criticism.

Yu Qing had long, soft hair, an innocent appearance, and big, watery eyes that blinked as he obediently nodded to the old woman who was grinning maliciously at him as she tried to lure him into the house: "Okay."

Viewer: […Brainless! The streamer is about to be poisoned to death by the old hag.]

The number of viewers plummeted, and then—*pfft*

Yu Qing pressed the old woman's head into the plate and asked with a smile, "Does everyone want to see a ghost do a mukbang?"

audience:【???】

Yu Qing: "I'm doing this for everyone's benefit, broadcasting something different."

audience:【!!!】

From then on, things started to get strange.

System: [Streamer Yu Qing has violated the rules by killing an NPC; her health has reached zero!]

Viewers are showering players with life points as a reward.

My wife did nothing wrong; there must be something wrong with the rules!

The system wants him to die at midnight, but I'll grant him eternal life!

Other streamers: "Our viewers aren't like that!"

Then, Yu Qing survived effortlessly, her streamer points increased, and her gameplay became increasingly audacious, but...

Why do viewers want to see: "Baby, hug the BOSS and kiss him until he's stunned?"