This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

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Bai Yanci, a 30+ office worker, has suffered the harsh realities of society. After an unexpected death, he transmigrates into the body of a cursed child, growing up anew and discovering he possesses special abilities. His goal is to survive, save money, and retire early, striving to be a support character who doesn't risk his life. Inevitably, he becomes a contemporary of the main characters, but Bai Yanci sees himself as a helpless and insignificant support.

Bai Yanci: I'm just an assistant. I'm resigning. I'm retiring.

Wu Tiao Wu & Xia Youjie: Ci Ci can retire, but she still has to stay in our world.

The logic is flawed; it doesn't follow the original plot or the original timeline. It contains numerous personal interpretations.

Shuangnan Oh

Yotsuya Seina was a sorcerer without offensive capabilities, born with a spell called "Dream View".

As the name suggests, he can foresee the future while he is dreaming.

He dreamt that the world he lived in was just a comic book, and the future of the sorcery world was in utter chaos, but he couldn't say anything about it.

Because if he were to speak of the future, he would surely face retribution.

At best, it's an accident; at worst, it's fatal. And people won't believe it; they'll think he's crazy.

Over time, he learned to "respect" and "bless".

Until one day, those chosen by fate suddenly became able to hear his innermost thoughts...

Mine clearance:

1. This story features two male protagonists, with Xia Youjie as the main couple.

2. Sweet romance, no angst, no career-driven storyline, mainly focusing on daily life.

3. Overall purpose: To rewrite the original story ending (I really can't stand Su Nuo Chuan anymore!).

[Special Warning] This story does not feature the Wu Xia/Xia Wu pairing! Wu Xia Wu shippers, proceed with caution!

I've always wanted to write a sweet story about a cursed return, so I'm just digging a small hole for it.

The young master of the underground palace, who was kept as a training furnace by the big devil in the world, rose up in resistance. He thought he could be reborn as a good child after his death, but he didn't expect to be reborn as a weak boy in the modern world. Just after a period of prosperity and peace, the end of the world has come. Without space, without superpowers, relying on his peerless martial arts, the young master can still dominate the end of the world. This article is updated daily, the pit quality is first-class, everyone can jump with confidence! Minesweeper: 1, this article is NP

2. The main subject of this article

3. The CPs in this article can be separated. If there are any tops you don't like in the later stages of the plot, please leave a message to tell me. I will add or subtract them as appropriate based on your feedback...

[1v1 Sweet Romance + Transmigration + E-sports] Chi Yu transmigrated into a novel, becoming a cannon fodder character in a clichéd and illogical e-sports story, three months ahead of the original plot. He thought he could live peacefully like this until the original owner's boyfriend made a high-profile return to the country, triggering the original plot. To survive, Chi Yu had to keep a low profile, but the original owner's boyfriend still managed to find fault with him, accusing him of not being the real Chi Yu. Chi Yu: I'm doomed… The X-team headquarters captain, Yu Chen, suddenly made a high-profile return to the country, and netizens speculated about the reason for XX's return. He, however, singled out a like for (returning home to pursue love) and replied below: "Indeed, I have someone I like, and I'm pursuing her." Netizens were in an uproar. Soon, everyone discovered that the aloof and abstinent captain was constantly flirting with the rising e-sports star! One day, he forcefully pinned Chi Yu against the wall, coaxing him in a low voice: "Little boy, you're so easily swayed, what if I really want to take advantage of you?" Main characters: Yu Chen, Chi Yu

When Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki first met Natsume Takashi, they only thought he was a very well-behaved child. But later they discovered that he possessed qualities that sorcerers simply did not have—gentleness and resilience.

Warning: Babies, there will be homophones in the text.

(Slightly pampered, with ambiguous undertones. There's some foreshadowing in the main story, but no romantic subplot. It's still the usual "warm and rambling" style. I like abstract writing and I'm a huge fan of Natsume Takashi. If you encounter anything in the story that feels off, don't blame the author. If you like it, keep reading; if you don't, just leave. Thank you, readers. Please avoid this story if you're a fan.)

Some content in the text wasn't included, so I had to revise it to make it passable, haha, I did it several times. However, it's unrelated to the main plot or anything like that. If you find any parts boring, just skip them; it won't affect your reading experience.

Also, I used too much wording earlier, making it seem verbose. Please bear with me, everyone. I'm very busy with work; I'll revise everything when I have time.

If you think Natsume is out of character (OOC), please let me know. Discussion is welcome.

Qin Yi, an ancient factory supervisor, was executed by lingchi after failing to seize the palace. He was reborn as the cowardly extra-agent Qin Yi. Reclaiming the treasures he lost in his previous life, he seeks to live with dignity and self-respect. Xiao Jingmao, utterly wealthy, lacks an experienced factory supervisor to teach him a lesson. Watch how the supervisor transforms his fortune and creates a superstar.

The apocalypse has arrived, zombies roam the land, and Bai Jing is reborn with his spatial ability. The scumbag protagonist transforms into a loyal dog; he has the space, the food, and the cheat-like abilities. (Please forgive my poor writing skills.) A new story has started! Please add it to your favorites and support it! Link: ...

This book is also known as "The Patriarch Who Likes Galleons Ran Away with the Potions Master Again" and features two male protagonists.

Severus Snape x Sirod Slytherin (with personal interpretations)

The isolated and helpless potions professor finally met his little rose, a story of black and white intertwining, confusion and fusion.

Upon entering school again, Sirod winked at Severus.

Severus: ...

Later, Sylvie asked, "Professor, do you believe in love at first sight?" while grabbing Severus's sleeve.

(There are parents and children. They are Tom's classmates. They don't like idiots and like Galleon. Severus will not like Lily and will only like Sir Lord.) (You can skip this if you don't like it.)