(You can use your invincible cultivation at any time, but your body needs to be upgraded! Don't suppress it, don't feel depressed.)

The good-for-nothing Chen Changan accidentally gained 999 billion years of invincible cultivation!

But because his body is too weak, using his invincible cultivation will deduct his lifespan???

So Chen Changan started a side business in the small clinic.

A medicinal herb that can extend your life by ten years can help you kill a demon lord.

A medicinal herb with a lifespan of twenty years can kill an Immortal Emperor.

A body-building technique that increases lifespan by fifty years, and a talisman that allows one to cultivate to the level of an Immortal Emperor.

……

A few years later, Chen Changan stood at the door of the small clinic. Looking at the creatures from all over the world kneeling in submission at the door, he sighed deeply.

If I say that I am just a small doctor who wants to cultivate my body and achieve immortality, would you believe me?

After working himself to death from overwork, he reincarnated as Li Chengqian, Crown Prince of the Great Tang.

Above him stands the legendary Emperor Taizong of Tang—Li Shimin, the ultimate overachiever and terrifying father. Below him lurks his ambitious younger brother, Li Tai, scheming day and night to take his place.

And if that’s not enough, he’s constantly being hounded by Wei Zheng—the incorruptible, sharp-tongued court censor and the moral compass of the ages.

In his past life, he was a corporate cog working to the bone. In this life, he's the ultimate second-generation elite. And they still expect him to break his back like a beast of burden?

Hell no—what would be the point of reincarnating then?

So he tosses aside his moral hang-ups and embraces the slacker life.

To top it off, Li Chengqian even unlocks a "Lying Flat System": the more he slacks off, the more rewards he earns—rare items, upgrades, and even physical enhancements!

Stand around all day at court? Not a chance!

[Hilarious + Lao Liu + Live Broadcast + Sunny Boy + Occupation + No Female Lead. ]

Su Bai traveled through a parallel world and became a contestant on an observation program. At the beginning, he was drawn to be a "junk picker" profession.

Until he found the reward item from the Sheriff's Bureau in a trash can on the street.

The whole style of the show changed.

"Oh my god, I've worked at a garbage sorting station for so many years, and this is the first time I've discovered such a big bomb buried in our garbage station?"

"I asked you to pick up rags, but you went to clean up the battlefield? You have scraped away all the land, brother..."

"Our Cultural Relics Bureau declares that this ancient tomb was definitely not robbed. Tomb robbers would not have looted it so thoroughly!"

“……”

I thought the job of ragpicking was outrageous enough.

Unexpectedly——

Suona funeral director: "When dogs passing by hear this, they will crawl over and cry a little."

Rural Dian Da Shao: "After the Michelin selection team ate it, they had to kneel down and beg Su Bai to join Michelin."

The extra in the film crew said: "Other people who play corpses are afraid that they will move around, but Su Bo is different. I am really afraid that he won't move. Brother, it's been a day and a night, can you take a breath?"

【Host, host! I might be late, but I, the Femme Fatale Conquer System, am here to accompany you!】

【Now, let’s first conquer Momoana, a legendary female emperor who boasts looks and wits.】

Shu Yichao: “Charge, my nomads! Show them our unrivaled archery!”

And so, Momoana died.

【My host, I’ll assume what happened earlier was an accident. We have to succeed for the next one. Our next conquer target is Purin, a lofty and cold sorceress.】

Shi Yichao: “Clear the mobs and stack skeletons! I shall bring the undead calamity upon the world!”

And so, Purin died.

【…Maybe you didn’t hear me clearly, my host. I said court her, not cull her. Our next target–】

Shu Yichao: “Build the hive and spam the worms. My hive mind shall devour the world! Who can compete with me?”

【…】

Shi Yichao: “Halleluyah! I have finally gotten rid of every single one of them! Speaking of which, System, it has been a long time since you last spoke to me?”

【I’m tired. Just go and destroy everything.】

Jiang Qiao, who traveled to Changkong City, joined a chat group. When he was about to run away, he found that he had exchanged bodies with Alicia from 50,000 years ago. And this was just the beginning - when Jiang Qiao came in front of Alicia, Alicia was dumbfounded by her gorgeous dress. So I am the fake Alicia? When Jiang Qiao attended the Fontainebleau Court in the appearance of Funina, he waved his hand and the sea turned back. Paimon pointed at Jiang Qiao who was holding the yellow-haired fool and said: You said this is fake? When Jiang Qiao used the appearance of Qingque to beat Huanlong and became the hero of Luofu. Qingque: Master Taibu, I am wronged! I am really just a slacker! Someone else defeated Huanlong! Jiang Qiao, who had exchanged countless bodies with group members, sighed. "Alas, another day of being helpful."

In a world where human and monsters relied on mystical fruits and their inner power to fight for dominance, a lost soul was thrown, given the powers from all the other worlds he’s known. But there was a catch; he had no control over what power he would get! With knowledge beyond that of most, he sails his path to the top of the one piece world!

There's a pure book that always gets your blood pumping; there's a pure book that keeps you company through countless lonely nights; there's a pure book that helps you develop a strong left hand; there's a pure book that makes you consume countless tissues, contributing to the nation's domestic demand; if you're looking for such a pure book, congratulations, you've found it! Please… If you, fellow book lovers, find "Beauty Trainer" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ groups and Weibo!

Shen Qi, who is stingy and greedy for money,'s biggest dream is to follow the female president of the goddess, but the goddess Li Huange found that Shen Qi was not simple.

So the diva adopted a boy and secretly signed up for a live baby-raising program.

Shen Qi, who usually has incomplete five sounds, has become a singing ability comparable to that of the national team.

The most insensitive musical instrument at ordinary times, but the eighteen-sense musical instruments are within reach.

He can not only play and sing, but also create.

When the future is not at home, Shen Qi's way of educating children is completely beyond everyone's knowledge.

When Shen Qi was complacent, he didn't know that his omnipotence had been exposed on the whole network.

Yo, Hi! I’m Frank, I made a deal with a demon to pay me some money for receiving a guest for a few days every week.

I had no idea about what I have done.

On May 1st, Conan ‘the God of Death’ came to my house. I was forced to let him in and we get involved in a criminal case.

On May 8th, Bruce Wayne ‘Batman’ came to me. I was forced to follow him to fight crime.

On May 16th, Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs, came to my home. I can only say that I really can’t stand my guests.

[Reverse wear + Entertainment Circle + Variety Show Live + Female Lead is Terribly Strong + Likes to Take Revenge on the Spot]

Hanying Sword is known as the bloodthirsty magic sword that everyone is afraid of, but it has become a puppet in the entertainment circle.

In the front, the agency seized the opportunity to suppress PUA madly: How can you be so stupid! Your audition performance is not as good as the extras! How come you are fat again, you look like a pig on camera!

Later, black fans attacked the opponent and dragged down: Jiang Hanying is getting uglier and uglier, it hurts the eyes! The evidence of having multiple relationships under the feet, with pictures and the truth!

The little girl could not bear the pressure, and the resentment when she committed suicide attracted the magic sword Jiang Hanying who was searching for the breath of her master everywhere.

***

Agent: Mr. Ge has a lot of resources in his hands, and there will be many great opportunities if

you treat him well. Jiang Hanying: Treat him well, right? You still want to play in the water like a pair of mandarin ducks, why not stuff a slipper in your mouth!

Black fans: Jiang Hanying get out of the "Absolute Experience" program team, you are just a scumbag who just wants to make soy sauce!

Wait until the second episode of the new recruits experience starts:

Jiang Hanying appears with a screen full of barrages asking her to get out, and she wins

the first place in the 6,000-meter race! She

is the only one in the 400-meter obstacle race!

Challenge to eat raw meat? She drinks more blood than the people present drink water!

During the 50-kilometer cross-country training, she also assisted the local mountain guards in catching a group of poachers.

Haters: It seems that I can’t really blacken them this time!

The agency noticed that Jiang Hanying was slightly out of control, and was preparing to use its usual method of suppressing PUA.

Jiang Hanying: I’m sorry, I received an active contract renewal from the variety show producer, and I also reported the company and everyone present. You’re welcome, this is the basic accomplishment of being a law-abiding citizen!