My new book, *I Accidentally Became the Enemy of the Entire Server*, is now open for publication! Please support me! The original title was *Sorry, I'm Weak*. Yao Yue, a 21st-century lazybones who'd rather lie down than sit, bows her head before a group of interstellar humans who have evolved 2000 years ago. "Sorry, I'm really weak, I couldn't even pass the 800-meter test!" (The above is the previous title and synopsis.) New version: Yao Yue accidentally slips through a sewer and ends up in interstellar space, covered in vegetable leaves. What should she do as a slum girl unprotected by law? Yao Yue tells you, don't worry, we can play games to earn money and level up our citizenship. What if the general evolution of humans in the interstellar era is too strong? Yao Yue tells you, don't worry, if our strength isn't enough, we'll make up for it with luck! Specifically, does having full luck count? Does a 100% hit rate count? Does completing a Heavenly General quest count? In the game, does having brothers, sisters, and boyfriends count?

"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?"

"Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"

"Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!"

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"You are the worst class I have ever taught!"

"But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?"

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"Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning."

"Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!"

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"The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!"

"Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!"

Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position—

and brings a whole new style to the school.

I traveled through time and space and became a giant dragon to obtain a planting system. I originally wanted to live a leisurely life as a farmer, but the tattered hoe could actually cut iron like mud, and the alien Zerg were all killed after a spray of insecticide. What's more powerful is the seeds rewarded by the system.

"Brother, the elves, the human empire, the metal dragons, the orcs... want to see you. I want to ask for a seed of Qiankun Creation, and I am willing to offer you my most beautiful princess."

"I am the kind of dragon that lusts after beautiful women. Let them go."

"By the way, Princess, stay and go away. This will allow them to plant potatoes."

[A system that can only become stronger by fooling people] + [Cthulhu] + [Western Fantasy] + [Funny] + [No Harem]

Teammate A: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Blessing], right?

Rupert: I will play the Devil's Whisper for you on a loop, it's the same, you will have nothing to fear.

Teammate B: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Holy Shield], right?

Rupert: I'll give you a [Void Tentacle] to attach to your body. Don't think it's ugly, it will protect you.

Teammate C: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Holy Healing Aura], right?

Rupert: How about I get you all a few [Devouring Fangs] and you can suck them yourselves.

Teammate Ding: Rupert, you should know the healing skill that all trainee priests know, right?

Rupert: This one really does exist, but I rely on it to deal damage.

Teammate:! @#￥%...

A man who is becoming more and more like a weird and deviant priest, a man with multiple identities.

His story started with deceiving people. At that time, he didn't tell a single truth...

Su Yanyi: The president of Resplendent Entertainment, the legendary Entertainment Queen, and the support pillar every artist wanted.

She lost everything to one scheme, and only then did she realize that the man she had always treated with coldness and indifference was actually deeply in love with her. At the end of her life, she was left with endless, irreparable regret.

“If I am given another life, I will make every single person who owed me pay me back a hundredfold, and I will do everything within my power to ensure you a safe and happy life!”

Maybe her persistence was simply too impressive, because in the blink of an eye, she returned to a time three years ago and obtained a very special System—The Virtuous Wife System.

Was this telling her that she had been the Entertainment Queen for too long, so she should try something new and become a virtuous wife instead?

Qin Jiran: The new generation Film Emperor, handsome and domineering, a lofty male god in the eyes of countless fans.

In his entire life, he only ever loved Su Yanyi. It was a pity that she did not love him back, and even after three years of marriage together, it was all still just a contractual transaction to her.

“Yanyi, do we have to divorce?” Hidden within the man’s cold, hard expression was deep sorrow and despair.

In both her past life and her present life, their fates intertwined. Su Yanyi was reborn back to the day they were supposed to divorce.

Will she adhere to the choice she had made in her past life, or will she embark on a different path?

With the help of the Virtuous Wife System, the dense and stoic Su Yanyi set out to pamper her oblivious husband, stumbling over her own inexperience as she tried to convince him that no, he was not having auditory hallucinations, and no, she was not feeling ill!

Just, why was the first task —make him smile genuinely ten times— already so difficult?

How many heroines are there? Uh... The author doesn't know. I'll just write as much as I can. [The protagonist of this work doesn't have a cheat code. The only thing he has is the foresight of a time traveler.] This work contains four elements in one: [funny, romance, battle of wits, and passion]. If you like this work, you can take a look.

He accidentally entered the world of science as a code-named member of the winery, Blue Hawaii.

Fujiwara Asuka alias Haibara Raku, I'm the owner of Beihua City's Enthusiastic Citizen Conscience Co., Ltd. (Technology is a tough business. If you lose money, you can earn it back. If you lose your conscience, you can earn even more.)

Vest Phantom Thief Kidd's assistant, the top thief, proud of the world, with me Kidd there is the sky, playing cards, guns, paragliders, stealing all the treasures in the world.

Ten million people using fake accounts blew up the Tokyo Tower and the Ritsu Aoi Shrine, and set fire to the forests of Gunma Prefecture...

Vest Clown, Big Brother asked me to stir things up (Tokyo?) It must be arranged. Kill the locusts, kill the princess, kill, kill, kill. Only chaos can bring justice. I, the Joker, am the Holy Son of the Church of Savior, and I'm committed to turning Tokyo and Mihua into Little Gotham.

Jiang Xiaobai, a little gangster girl wearing a women's vest, haha, just once, I am a principled person, Emma smells so good~ Hehehe, run to the little mouse, come to your sister's bowl quickly.

Ma Jia fourth uncle, you bastard Conan, when you see your fourth uncle, why don’t you just roll over and kowtow to him and say hello?

What the vests do has nothing to do with me, the enthusiastic citizen of Mihua City, Huiyuan Le, and the outstanding employee of the winery, Blue Hawaii.

At dusk, I met (love) at the corner of the annex, and met Master Ren and Sadako...

Stalactite cave exploration, red embroidered shoes, and a ghost marriage for Conan.

Blue Castle, vampire, Sadako...hehehe, let's play hide-and-seek together and meow meow meow meow.

Full Moon Chapter Ghost Ship, welcome to the Flying Dutchman, I am Captain Jones, hehehe...

The bandaged weirdo in the villa, the yellow-skinned man asks for a title. Do you think I look like a human or a god?

After waking up, Qin Jiang traveled through time!

He accidentally became a Chinese medicine practitioner, and also participated in a 24-hour live talent show!

Just when Qin Jiang was confused, he awakened the [Straightforward Old Chinese Medicine Practitioner System]!

As long as he can speak the cause of the patient's illness, he can get a generous reward!

So, for the generous reward... No, in order to cure diseases and save lives, Qin Jiang highlighted a straight talk in the live broadcast room!

The female student has anorexia?

"Congratulations, girl, it's a happy pulse!"

[Ding! Complete the task, reward the host: a luxurious sea view villa]

...

Looking at the rich rewards given by the system, Qin Jiang is determined to become a good Chinese medicine practitioner who saves the world!

The story begins with Su Luo accidentally discovering the emperor's true identity as a woman, only to have the emperor discover his own disguise as a fake eunuch. Far from dying, Su Luo rises rapidly through the ranks. [Feast on the senses]

I traveled through time and space and became a young master and got a supporting role system. Forget it, it's just a supporting role. I eat and drink as I should, and occasionally I can help the protagonist and get some benefits. But what's the situation now? I say, protagonists, why are you all fighting for me? Hey, hey, wife, they don't mean to rob me, don't just come at me with a knife!