[Supernatural + funny + system, if you read all 30 chapters and don't laugh, come and criticize me! ]

On Zhang Wei's first day at university, a bloody sun rises in the sky, and the entire class is dragged into a ghostly realm. Just then, the ghost-sweeping system awakens! Seeing the entire class cursed by ghosts, school beauty Lu Lianxue is forced to reveal her hidden identity: a disciple of Longhu Mountain and a member of the Guardian of Dao. However, before she can truly demonstrate her abilities, she's caught.

Zhang Wei: "Is this bloody handprint on my hand a ghost curse?"

The school beauty said, "Yes, the ghost curse is very strong and difficult to remove..." Before she could finish the word "remove", she was stunned. A ghost curse that was difficult to remove... but Zhang Wei erased the bloody handprint with an eraser?!

"When the evil spirit attacks." "Zhang Wei, help me restrain the ghost. I need time to cast the Five Thunder Curse."

Zhang Wei: "Okay." After saying that, Zhang Wei picked up a bench and smashed the ghost to death. The school beauty was stunned on the spot. I just asked you to help me restrain it!

C Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me

Deng Kai: At the beginning, I did come to assist you.

C Ronaldo: Then why am I the assist king?

Deng Kai: Because I find that I seem to be a better carry than you! Don't be angry, there's nothing wrong with being the assist king. Everyone now says that you and Xixi are the only ones under me!

C Ronaldo: Bah!

Messi: What a shame!

Kaka: ???

Beckham: Look at my flying boot!

Daluo: I’ll go to your FamilyMart’s Golden Throat Treasures!

Ronaldinho: Swing together!

Zidane: Take my headbutt!

Neymar: Then we younger ones should leave?

Deng Kai: We are all football kings, don’t be restrained! The music and the dance continue on the green field!

On this day, the police center received a call:

"If I take home the latest version of the photolithography machine manufacturing instructions from Windmill Country, is it a crime?"

The operator thought it was a prank and ignored it.

But the next day, the National Academy of Science and Technology received a mysterious email. The content of the email was the detailed manufacturing instructions for the new version of Windmill China's lithography machine.

All the academicians were stunned.

A few days later, the police center received another call:

"If I accidentally bring home the cultural relics from the Kotaka-chan Country Museum, I won't be regarded as an cultural relic dealer, right?"

The operator thought he was playing a prank, but this time, he replied:

"If you really take the cultural relics home, then you will be my god!"

As a result, the next day, Kotaka-chan Country announced that the museum was stolen last night and precious cultural relics were stolen.

Half a month later, the police center received another mysterious call:

"Ahem, if I accidentally get the nuclear weapons manufacturing book and two warheads from an ugly country, will I be regarded as an arms dealer?"

This time, the operator did not answer directly, but solemnly said after receiving approval:

"Do I need to send an aircraft carrier to escort you back home? My respected God!"

Su Youzi, a transmigrator and second-year student at the private Huiqunyuan Academy. A nobody. At seventeen, she finally awakened a game system that allowed her to become stronger by raising beautiful girls—a system that turned "soft" girls into "food." Sakura Mai: Youzi is truly the most alluring being in the world. Saotome Yukina: Everyone should have at least one moment in their life when they forget themselves for someone. Kujou Ryūtora: She likes me, just like I like dogs. ---Su Youzi: Believe me, sister... [Wangyue_] and I...

Su Yu had been an only child. Her paternal grandfather raised her as if she was a boy that would succeed the family. However, when she was ten years old, her mother gave birth to a pair of fraternal twins. Now that the Su’s had a son to inherit, she had had to step aside. For Su Yu, this was a wonderful thing. She was happy to be able to live a good life without working.

Who knew that her father would learn from others and want to marry off his daughter into an alliance marriage? If her chosen fiance was good in all aspects, she could have tolerated her father’s arrangement. However, her chosen fiance was a person with IQ problems.

At that moment, Su Yu suddenly understood the old saying. It was every person for themselves, and the devil took the hindmost. After seizing control of the family assets from her weak and incompetent father, she made up her mind to be the head of the household for the rest of her life. However, it seemed that the heavens wouldn’t let her live a free and easy life. After a good night’s sleep, she woke up and was back in 1959. She had become another person with the same name.

The original owner was someone that worked like a dog for her family, but Su Yu wouldn’t do such a s*upid thing even if someone threatened her with death. Even if she were to work extremely hard for her family, she would require her family to work extremely hard for her too.

Su Yuan looked thoughtfully at Cang Xiang who was about to collapse from exhaustion, and suddenly spoke.

"Lend me your sword."

"Wuji Taina, eat my Behemoth Slash!!!"

Cang Xiang: "???"

This Pokémon trainer is too strong - referring to physical strength.

(Fan tags: Pokemon, Pocket Monsters, Pokémon, Elf)

At the beginning, Wang Changsheng travels through Cardcaptor Sakura and becomes the heir to the royal family. The "friendly" communication system is activated! Just communicate "friendly" with anime characters to gain negative points and heavenly rewards! [Big Fight]: You are sure to draw a Big Fight from the opponent! [River God Aura]: You can control all rivers! Huh? Isn't the Milky Way a river? [Naughty Child's Whip Kick]: Your whip kick will definitely trip the opponent~ [Doraemon's Anywhere Door]: Huh? Bathroom? Oops~ Sao Rui, you take a shower first! Main storyline: Follow Sakura to capture the Clow Cards, make fun of Xiao Ke, interfere with Conan's murder case, play pranks on Conan, raise Ultraman, Garlic Turtle, Pikachu, etc., transform into Armor Warrior with Syaoran, help Tomoyo transform into Balala the Fairies, etc. Sakura is the main world, interspersed with the worlds of Conan, Natsume, etc., for those who like light-hearted daily stories~

Li Xiandao obtained the ancient Bank of the Universe but now the bank was totally empty and had no treasures at all. The only thing it had were a bunch of debts.

– The Eternal Celestial King, borrowed a supreme celestial artifact and will pay back two pieces after 3,000 years. He will pay an additional piece for every 1,000 years after the expiry date!

– Moon Celestial, loaned a high-quality face, returned after 10,000 years. If overdue, she will pay with her life!

-Time Immemorial Sage loaned 10,000 years in life from the Bank of the Universe in order to break through. After he breaks through, he will pay back 10,000 years. If late, he must pay back ten times the amount!

Li Xiandao looked at these debts and at the empty Bank of the Universe. He made his mind up to become a true expert, to find all these supreme beings to get back the overdue debts one by one!

A powerless mortal had became the biggest creditor in the Nine Heavens and Ten Lands and even the entire Celestial World!

Young clerk Loya crossed and came to the world of the legendary OP. As a traversal party, he naturally had golden fingers, but his golden fingers turned out to be the dragon annihilator system from the demon tail!

Is still the ice dragon dragon wizard!

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What interesting chemical reactions occur when two worlds with completely different power systems touch together?

When the laser of the ape meets the roar of the ice dragon, what will it look like?

When the green pheasant saw the mouth of the dysentery being eaten by a mouthful, what kind of stunned?

“If it wasn’t for fear of becoming a dragon, I would have unified the world!” Said Loya.

“Don’t you dare say that you are seasick?” Carp buttoned his nostrils and smiled dismissively.

Darkness, despair...

The Emperor's might traverses the galaxy, attempting to restore humanity's glory.

But fate played a little joke on us.

Humanity's fate has long been manipulated by evil gods; only darkness and war are eternal in this world.

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“Ah! You’re right, but what does it matter to me? I’m just a normal person who likes to have fun,” Hogg Menethil, the Primarch of the Eleventh Legion, said to the big, golden man in front of him.