Hua Ye: This king is a scumbag.
Tilapia: I am a scumbag.
Kesha: I am the king of the gods.
Tilapia: Click, click, click.
Liang Bing: I am the creator of space-time genes.
Tilapia: Click, click, click, don’t mess with me. If you push me too far, the time and space genes will be passed directly to the next generation.
Pan Zhen: I, Lieyang's 100,000 heavenly soldiers, represent the Way of Heaven.
Tilapia: Click, click, click. Within a year, Dilena will take maternity leave. Are you afraid?
Carl: I have the void.
Tilapia: Click, click, click, I'm eating melon.
Ever since the tilapia traveled through time, a figure silently eating melon seeds has appeared in countless worlds.
A bottle of anti-inflammatory herbal tea and a handful of melon seeds appeared in Angel International, in Tianhe City, and in all the heavens and worlds.
The main world includes "Super Seminary", "Under One Person", "Grave Robbers", "One Piece", "Snow in the Snow", "The Wasteland of the Spirit Cage", "Zombie Contract 2", "Douluo Dalu", "Song of Youth", "Shushan Movie", and "Iron Blood Alien".
Completed works: "Super Seminary: I Am the Spokesperson for Marvel", "Super Seminary Magician", and "Super Seminary Superpower"
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Her best friend turned into her younger sister, destroyed her appearance, broke her legs, snatched her powerful fiancé, and designed to kill her mother. Unsatisfied, she locked her up in a mental asylum to be tortured until death!
Yun Hua returned to 13 years of age with hatred. This time, the debt of blood would be paid in blood.
Oppress the poisonous sister, beat up the scumbag fiancé, become the top student, become a scholarly expert, become a manhua artist. In the end, she became the chief anchorwoman on the largest global broadcast…
With one careless mistake, she accidentally took the gold medal during the Olympic swimming competition. The entire country cheered for the champion without knowing that she had no such intentions…
But all along the way, that unapproachable man protected her from nearby.
He spoke: For you, I would block deities. For you, I would fight gods. For you, I would kill Buddha!
He spoke again: If you don’t leave me, I won’t give you up either. I would rather turn my back on the world than slight my darling.
The villainous young master Dark Demon finally recalled the memories of his previous life at the sorting ceremony of the Dueling Academy. He was reborn in a very strange Galgame world.
And he was the ultimate villain in the game, the Demon God of Seven Original Sins!
Superbia、Invidia、Ira、Accidia、Avaritia、Gula、Luxuria!
Once any one of these seven indicators broke through the critical value, he would irreversibly transform into the Demon God!
In the era of Saint Marian, where the demons had been completely destroyed and the demon king had fallen into eternal sleep, no heresy was allowed to survive!
Zhang Xiao Qiang is a nobody in this apocalyptic world with danger lurking everywhere, he is forced to wander around and learn the rules and principles to survive. Over the course of time, Zhang Xiao Qiang’s character and laziness slowly wore away from the experiences he faces. Zhang Xiao Qiang becomes more resilient, of course also gaining power whilst watching the lunatics of the apocalypse trampling on everything they could trample on. Zhang Xiao Qiang always maintained a bit of conscience in him. He never had the thoughts of being a hero, yet he doesn’t mind sharing bread from his plate. Zhang Xiao Qiang will continue to live in the cracks of the apocalyptic world until the crack can no longer hold him.
Some places have gruesome descriptions, so enter with caution!!! Zhang Xiao Qiang motto is: “Don’t talk to me about human rights, Don’t talk to me about the laws, Don’t talk to me about favors!”
TL note: ‘Xiao Qiang’ is slang for ‘cockroach’ but is also the name of the main character.
A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a restricted area called Tianyuan. His soul lamp went out and everyone thought he was dead.
Today, although Chen Qingyuan walked out of the restricted area alive, his cultivation was completely wasted and his spiritual roots were broken.
Faced with his beloved's regret for the engagement and the oppression from various sects, what should Chen Qingyuan do?
"Chen Qingyuan, I give you two choices: one, marry me; two..."
There lives a girl in a red dress in Tianyuan, with eyes like stars and a soft voice.
"I choose two."
Before the girl in the red dress could finish her words, Chen Qingyuan made his choice resolutely.
(The protagonist is scheming + has no system + is humorous + is a traditional fantasy + the introduction is weak, please read the main text)
“What? You come back from the world of cultivating immortals, can you cultivate? Can you make pills? Can make Qi? Among the martial artists, you are the master? Among the cultivators, you are the gods? I can’t offend you?” Lin Nan raised his mouth, showing a trace of disdain, big hands One shot.
The first person in Southeastern Province, the master of Jiangnan Budo, died!
“Oh, you come from hell, the lives and deaths of other people are between your thoughts? I can’t provoke you?” Lin Nan nodded lightly, eyes full of contempt, and curled his fingers.
Lord Yan’s worship, pawn!
“The king of mercenaries and the king of killers dared to pretend to be forceful in front of me. The immortal cultivation world in front has returned, and the return of hell is dead. Are you too unpretentious?” Lin Nan’s mouth twitched slightly and stared at him.
A certain mercenary king, death!
“Sorry, there is no one in this world that I can’t afford!” Lin Nandao, suddenly his eyes turned, his eyes filled with the smell of petting.
“Good wife, come, come and eat this bowl of chicken soup made with ten thousand years of Ganoderma lucidum, the child in your stomach, but the hope of the whole family!”
[Deliberate punch + subjugation + astonishment = brain storage]
As we all know, the highest-end games often use the simplest methods.
Living in a fantasy world where cultivators are everywhere and all kinds of races are as numerous as dogs, Lu An, as an ultimate creature with a hexagonal panel, is only good at one thing - using his amazing wisdom to convince others with "reason".
Master Li Qing, a well-known life mentor, once said that if violence is not for the purpose of killing, it will be meaningless.
Striking hard at all those who oppose him, and if he can't solve the problem, then solve the people who create the problem.
In this regard, the others just wanted to curse: "What a scourge! I told you to wield a sword and cultivate immortality, not to be a blood-locking man!"
In the past, the giants of the heavens and the gods were destroyed after the reincarnation of the world! Cruel curse, eternal hatred, Tan Yun is determined to never sink again! For the sake of loved ones and relatives, from now on, step on the corpse of the enemy step by step to surpass the peak! Defying the sky, killing all worlds, I am the only one!
Traversing into another world, Zhang Xuan finds himself becoming an honorable teacher.
Along with his transcension, a mysterious library appears in his mind.
As long as it is something he has seen, regardless of whether it is a human or an object, a book on its weaknesses will be automatically compiled in the library.
Thus, he becomes formidable.
“Emperor Zhuoyang, why do you detest wearing your underwear so much? As an emperor, can’t you pay a little more attention to your image?”
“Fairy Linglong, you can always look for me if you find yourself unable to sleep at night. I am skilled in lullabies!”
“And you, Demon Lord Qiankun! Can you cut down on the garlic? Are you trying to kill me with that stench?”
This is an incredible story about teachers and students, grooming and guiding the greatest experts in the world!
As a cultivation genius who has achieved a new realm every two years since he was a year old, Wang Ling is a near-invincible existence with prowess far beyond his control. But now that he’s sixteen, he faces his greatest battle yet – Senior High School. With one challenge after another popping up, his plans for a low-key high school life seem further and further away…
Wang Ling: I just want to eat my crispy noodle snacks in peace…
Father Wang: If you’re careless enough to destroy the country, it’s coming out of your pocket money.
Wang Ling: It’s not my fault that the backlash from punching me kills you.