A poor, down on his luck kitchen hand, Ye Fei was this close to thinking about sleeping with his landlady to avoid paying rent for his shabby little apartment when he was suddenly electrocuted while trying to turn on the lights.

Unexpectedly, he did not die. Instead, a strange voice appeared in his head, “Divine Culinary Broadcasting System has successfully bonded with the host.”

Excuse me, who are you? Why are you living rent-free in my head?!

Wait, where did that new laptop come from? Also, a 24-hour unlimited Internet access?

“So long as Host performs your task well, the System shall also provide rewards and care packages from time to time.”

The f*ck? Tasks? Are they like missions? Hold on, where did those ingredients come from?

Whatever, Ye Fei was too hungry to care. Let’s just follow the System’s instructions for now and hope for the best!

“Kiddo! Mom and Dad are leaving. Don’t miss us!”

The young man stood in his home, staring at the letter in his hand, completely frozen.

“Kiddo! We’re not that heartless—we left you a mecha repair shop. Work hard~”

Young Man: ……

“You call that dump a repair shop??”

Just then, a system awakened. The rundown warehouse in front of him transformed into the strongest mecha repair shop on the planet.

“Boss… isn’t your repair fee a bit much? It’s just a Ground-Class Mecha and you’re charging 1.5 million? Rip-off!”

The young girl looked at her beloved mecha and the sky-high repair cost, torn with indecision.

Young Shop Owner: “I don’t just repair—I can awaken your mecha’s innate abilities!”

“Could you really bear to let your mecha become a pile of scrap?”

“Are you insane?! I just came in for a tune-up and you want to charge me ten billion?!”

“This tune-up could launch you to the top of the interstellar ranks. Are you sure you don’t want to reconsider? Of course, you can also go for customization—innate skills, rare armor, truth-grade materials—I’ve got everything you need. Satisfaction guaranteed!”

…

When alien invaders attack and the tide of star beasts surges, truth-grade mechas rise across the Blue Star Alliance.

The young man charges ahead, sweeping through enemies like a storm.

Everyone: “You were just supposed to run a repair shop, and now you’ve triggered a mecha war?!”

Fengxi was reborn as a cannon fodder female supporting character in a novel about cultivating immortals. The day she traveled through the book was her death anniversary.

In order to survive, she tried every possible means to leave the Hunyuan Sect where the heroine was and joined the Xuantian Sect.

Wow!

In the book, the five close senior brothers are all the heroine's bootlickers, and each one dies more miserably than the other.

Feng Xi smiled evilly: "Is it so great to be a dog licker? Is there a dog like me?"

The eldest senior brother was poisoned, and only the heroine's blood could detoxify him. From then on, he became the heroine's senior bootlicker, but in the end, he was kicked into the abyss of the devil by the heroine, and his soul was shattered?

Feng Xi happily brought a large basin of dog blood:

"Brother, drink mine! My dosage is large and the effect is strong!"

After swallowing the detoxification pill, the heroine was about to cut her finger: "..."

The second senior brother has the blood of the royal family of the Yan clan. The heroine gave him a pill that can hide his bloodline. From then on, the second senior brother was willing to go through life and death for the heroine, even if he was pushed out by the heroine to be a scapegoat in the end, he would be happy to do so?

Feng Xi brought out the 10,000-year friendship covenant between the human race and the Yan race:

"Second Brother, show off your noble Yan clan royal bloodline to your heart's content! Thousands of girls will go crazy for you and bang their heads against the wall for you!"

The heroine looked at the Hidden Blood Pill in her hand, which she needed to take once every three months: "..."

Fengxi’s life creed: Be the best among dogs, and then you will be the best among people!

A car accident made me travel to the city to be a villain in a novel. As long as I survived to the finale, I would be able to return to the real world with generous rewards. but! These stunning beauties don’t serve as harems for the male protagonists, but hang around me every day. Are they because they think I won’t die soon enough? Stop wearing stockings and uniforms. Why are you trying to hook up with me? Go find Long Aotian! Since destiny belongs to me, I might as well compete with the protagonist! Who is the protagonist? There’s no telling!

As a master who traveled through time, lan was not so familiar with Chaldea. But it didn't matter, he had a special ability that other masters didn't have - that was the

simulator.

This allowed him to leave his own footprints in history.

-Although it was not normal.

[You became the husband of the demon concubine, but at the same time you cheated on the Holy Knight King disguised as a man, and Britain was in a mess because of you. ] [You controlled Tamamonomae, and as a master, you let Minamoto no Raikou witness what physical demon exorcism was. The ghosts of the Heian era avoided you. ] [You made Medusa lose her mind, and the whole of Greece echoed her saying that she would take off her blindfold when she met you again. ] [You are Jeanne's soul mate, and only you know how to make this saint who is usually

very restrained achieve liberation and relaxation in various senses. ] lan had to say that this simulator that understands people's hearts is really suitable for

him.

Solve all problems in his favorite way.

Everything looks good.

Until the moment they came to him.

After traveling through time and space, he possesses assets worth tens of billions and starts with a sexy and charming wife and seven stunning daughters.

However, Xu Hao was very panicked.

Since he is the cruel villain of the book, the ending is that the rebellious protagonist returns, kills him, and takes possession of his wife and daughter.

Fortunately, there are still two and a half years before the start of the plot, so Xu Hao can make preparations in advance.

Huh? Did you also activate the emotion collection system?

School beauty, president, police officer, queen, loli, queen, sisters...

When the plot begins -

the protagonist of God of War returns, the mother and sister have already thrown themselves into Xu Hao's arms.

The protagonist, a miracle doctor, went down the mountain and saw that his fiancée was pregnant.

The reborn protagonist met Bai Yueguang and Qingmei, each of them holding a baby.

Brat, you can actually purify elixirs and upgrade spirit stones?

A young man from a mountain village, by chance, saved a thief in the world of immortal cultivation, and with his thick skin, he snatched the heaven-defying treasure, the Apocalypse Pearl, and became a rich man in the world of immortal cultivation!

Not only can he purify elixirs, but he can also upgrade spirit stones, and he has a magical small world of immortals and spirits, embarking on a funny and cheating road to immortal cultivation.

With two nonsensical and troublesome spirit beasts, a flying tiger and a golden mink, he relied on being cunning, playing tricks, bravery and wit to step by step from a mortal boy to the pinnacle of the world of immortal cultivation, and he cultivated immortals in a funny and easy way.

With the improvement of his cultivation strength and vision, he gradually discovered the conspiracies and tricks of some people in the world of immortals and monsters.

Let's see...

[Upgrade Spirit Stone + Purify Pill + Funny and Relaxed + Humorous Immortal Cultivation + No System + Mortal Flow] Brat, you can actually upgrade Spirit Stone + Purify Pill? I won't beat you if you tell the truth! Yuanxiao, a young man from a mountain village, saved a thief in the immortal world by chance, and relied on his thick skin to snatch the heaven-defying treasure Tianqizhu. From then on, he became a rich man in the immortal world, and making money and upgrading was nothing! And he obtained a magical small world for immortals and gods, and started his funny immortal cultivation journey. With a flying tiger and a golden mink, two nonsensical and troublesome spirit beasts, relying on cunning, playing tricks, bravery and wit, he went from a mortal boy to the pinnacle of the immortal world step by step, and climbed to the top of the five continents in the human world with funny and easy immortal cultivation. There are a lot of thick-faced bad friends, and the immortal cultivation embarrassing things are endless, first make people laugh to death, and then make people laugh to life!

As the strength and vision of cultivation improve, the shocking conspiracy of some people in the fairy world and the demon clan is gradually discovered. Let's see how Yuanxiao makes a big fuss in the nine heavens of the fairy world, fights wits and courage to kill all sides, and easily overthrows the fairy world with humor!

If you want to laugh with tears, please come and watch!

Funny and relaxing is the main theme, and humorous cultivation is the essence!

Traditional fantasy and fantasy fairy heroes, oriental fantasy mortal cultivation.

The introduction is weak, please read the text!