[Hilarious Cultivation Game] [System-Based Skill Point Allocation] [New Source Method] [Physical Exercise] [Running]
P.S.: This story focuses on positive energy and striving, and has completely stripped away the dark core of the original work. It has a positive value system, so please enjoy it with confidence.
He transmigrated into the world of Gu Yue Fang Yuan, but was bound to a bizarre system.
Running makes you stronger, adding points makes you a supreme being!
I intended to play it safe and develop my character, but things gradually went awry...
Facing the original story's boss, my tactics completely broke their defenses:
Bai Ningbing: "Fang Yuan! If you're so capable, don't use your weird 'QQ Speed' Gu!"
Hei Loulan: "What's wrong with your power? We agreed to fight with wits, but you're trying to crush me with sheer numbers?"
Starry Sky Immortal: "Having deduced the secrets of heaven for ten thousand years, why can't I predict what you'll do next?!"
As for talking about love?
Women only slow me down!
Then one day, Shang Xinci handed her a bottle of water: "Brother Heitu, are you tired?"
Fang Yuan: "...Oh no, I think I'm starting to get love-struck!"
See how this unique Fang Yuan achieves the most explosive Great Love Immortal Venerable status in the simplest way!
In the legendary era of girl bands, forming a band was like getting married, and holding a live show was like having a party. So, what was the meaning of disbanding a band? Against this backdrop, a boy named Yuto Asai receives a call from his childhood sweetheart, Suyo Nagasaki, whose band has just disbanded: "Please, let me forget everything." "???" A thoughtful Yuto replies, "I can't let her be a widow any longer." While they're forming a band and holding a live show, a beautiful girl with white hair and heterochromia appears and tugs at Yuto's sleeve: "Live together, aren't you?" Suyo exclaims, "Is this cheating?" Kaname Rana shakes her head: "I'm not here to break you up, I'm here to join you."
[Tang Dynasty] [Princess Jinyang] [Leisurely Daily Life] [Healing] [Cute Baby] One day, Princess Jinyang of the Tang Dynasty, Little Sizi, suddenly traveled to my home, crying for her father. What should I do? Waiting online, it's urgent. After being single for thirty years, I suddenly had a cute baby, and from then on, I began raising him. I also cured the baby's mother and helped the baby's father build a prosperous world!
The tallest tower in Nurmengard
This is a forbidden area for wizards throughout Austria and even the world.
At that moment, the cry of a baby with sunset-colored hair shattered the long-lost peace!
Grindelwald: Her bright smile will always inspire those who walk with her and light the way for the rest of my life.
A certain White Demon King: This little girl's childlike innocence and vitality are like fireworks in the night sky.
A diary entry: He is my salvation, my hope, the person who changed my life.
"Things you believed in during your childhood and the stories you experienced will become irreplaceable treasures."
"I believe that language has its own unique power, and there is nothing that cannot be solved by speaking it out!" said Xiaogong.
“Let’s break up.”
After sending the message to his girlfriend, Lin Qin'er, Jiang Nan immediately blocked her from all contacts.
He then grabbed a bottle of liquor and gulped it down in one go.
It wasn’t until he finished the entire bottle of 62-degree white liquor that he finally loosened his grip, slumping in the chair.
His throat burned with a fiery sensation, his mouth was full of bitterness, and he felt immense pain.
But the pain in his heart at this moment far exceeded the burning sensation from the alcohol.
“In the end, I was the one who made a wrong investment. Lin Qin'er, you heartless woman. From now on, we’ll never cross paths again.”
Jiang Nan muttered to himself, his mind flooded with memories of the past with Lin Qin'er.
Jiang Bai travels to a parallel world.
They discovered they were participating in China's highest-level animation creation competition.
The chosen theme is—Adorable Babies!
While everyone else was weaving clichéd stories of family happiness and peaceful warmth.
Jiang Bai immediately pulled out an anime—"Spy House."
A spy dad, an assassin mom, and a cute baby with superpowers...
And the bewildered audience.
Manga artists are like this. Eriri and Mashiro only need to draw, but he, who is in charge of the original work, has to consider much more. "Hey, can you draw comics with me for the rest of your life?" "No! You can only be the original work that belongs to me!" "Teacher, do you really not have the talent to be a manga artist?" "You are just relying on his talent. There are so many artists like you in this world." "Please teach me, teacher! I can do anything!"
Zhang Yuan wakes up to find himself drenched in acid rain from the Warhammer 40K universe. Good news: he's been picked up by a grumbling, down-on-his-luck old merchant ronin who, in his drunken stupor, has changed the name of his family's "empire's strongest financial product"—the Merchant Ronin Agreement—to Zhang Yuan's! Bad news: the Orks are here, and the old man, to cover him, charges into the Orc horde with the "Last Laugh" pistol (the real "Last Laugh"), which has a 30% misfire rate. To save a little kid, Zhang Yuan swings a lightweight alloy door panel—as light as a takeout cooler lid—at the Orks. But to the Orks, it instantly transforms into a "giant sword radiating the holy light of the Second Brother!" The more the Orks fear him, the harder he swings, carving out the title of "Emperor's Chosen" and turning the hive into "Zhang Yuan's Pleasure House" with his worshippers. Until the new planetary governor, rubbing his hands together, packaged him and his two remaining disabled brothers as a "tithing special" and sent them to the Astronomical Army. Upon boarding, the female Inquisitor, who always assigned him "suicidal" missions, unexpectedly found his exposed trade agreement—it appeared to be stained with the Emperor's old nasal blood… no, the Holy Blood Seal! Now, the Inquisitor is frantically running to verify this "noble installment contract." If valid, Zhang Yuan, whom the governor had just thrown onto the battlefield like trash, might soon return to use the Longfellow family's interstellar treasury to buy the governor's golden toilet to use as a chamber pot. "If only I had stuffed in a couple more green toes when it was buy-one-get-two-free…"—a governor, slumped in the rain, was contemplating a cosmic-level financial blunder.
In the Hill Culver tribe, the Hill Culver people listened to me teach the culture of farming. In the Kingdom of the Seven Gods, I once stayed at the family of the alchemist and told the young master of the Chamber of Commerce the stories of the other world; I also helped the Knights solve strange cases and listened to the wind on the Star-Picking Cliff. ......Hundreds of feet deep in the sea, the wreckage of the Kingdom of Kanria is waiting for me to pick. On the Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain, the footprints on the snow will point to the secret of the Frost Sky Nail. ...Gu Baizhou traveled to the world of Genshin Impact and experienced many things. "You ask me why I can travel the world without the Eye of God?" "It's just because my physical damage is a little higher than that of ordinary people." (Teyvat Continent, Genshin Impact, non-invincible flow.) ...Daily Communication Group: 838414474
The Chinese national football team was tied by a last-minute equalizer, sparking outrage across the country!
Lin Mo accidentally activated the [Strongest Ball God System]!
The game starts with Zidane's god-like ball control, and the system templates can be upgraded infinitely!
Park Ji-sung's tireless running ability? Now it's mine!
[Pirlo's God's-eye view]? Fusion!
[Bati's Violent Heavy Artillery]? Loading!
Asian Cup final, biased refereeing? I stepped on the gas and crashed into him and the whistle, ruining them both!
During a Portuguese league derby, the entire stadium was filled with insults calling China a "Chinese circus."
I led my two brothers to score 5 goals in 22 minutes, which made 50,000 fans turn against me and applaud for me!
His arch-rival, Bruno Fernandes, collapsed to his knees in utter despair!
From then on, the world of football had one more "football madman"!
He can humiliate the captain with the "rainbow dribble" and also dribble past the goalkeeper with the "scorpion kick"!
He was able to lead the national football team to a 10-3 thrashing of Japan and a 7-0 rout of South Korea, lifting the championship trophy at the pinnacle of Asia!
During the interview, I pointed the trophy at the camera:
"Asia is too small to contain me."
"My next goal is the World Cup!"