As a traditional villain, isn’t it normal to tend flowers and slack off during work, then flirt with the righteous magical girls after hours?

This was the courtroom testimony of a certain 1.4-meter-tall individual.

Fake Villain: “She’s the real villain! The orthodox heretic of chaotic Rome!”

Real Villain: “Uh… our little temple here can’t handle a chaos enjoyer like her.”

Monster Alliance: “Your Majesty, our Queen!”

Magical Girl: “Mom???”

I was an NPC Passerby, and the system told me that my mission was very simple—

1. Become friends with the male protagonist.

2. Block a fatal blow for the male protagonist at critical juncture.

3. Die in the male protagonist’s arms, beautifully reciting pre-written lines, allowing him to gain power-ups amidst his grief and anger, thus enabling him to defeat stronger foes than himself.

The system said that my death would present a tear-jerking scene, after which I could retire.

I nodded, indicating that I fully understood everything.

Then I discovered that the greatest challenge of this quest wasn’t “becoming friends with the male lead” but rather “dying.”

Who could tell me why the speed at which the male protagonist unlocked his abilities was faster than the speed at which I recited my dying words?!

I hadn’t even fallen to the ground yet, and the earth-shattering boss had already been beaten to death by the rampaging male lead!

All I could do was hunker down and wait for my next opportunity to sacrifice myself, but…

Ahh, how did it come to this?! The male protagonist’s power-ups were far quicker than my own dying pace—there really weren’t any chances left for me!

“I absolutely will not allow anyone else to have the chance to harm you… absolutely.”

…Thank you, but seriously, there really isn’t any need to go so far for a mere “friend!” Why does saying this make the male protagonist look even more displeased?!

[Why don’t you check the tags?]

I looked—

And found that after the original “Youngster’s Passion,” another tag appeared: “Feast on Dog Food.”

I stared at it blankly.

What did that mean? How was I supposed to understand this?!

Speaking of, the latest round of “Character Popularity Voting” had unexpectedly landed on the same name as mine…

Wait, does that sound like me?!

Ah?

I really am just a passerby!

Aloof and Naive Female Lead X Outgoing Hidden Schemer Male Lead

[Reading Notes:]

1. Urban Monster Setting, Transmigrating into a Comic. There will be some forum content, but not the main focus.

2. The system’s role is quite significant, and its comedic function is somewhat like that of a roast master.

3. Ability Possession, with a hint of supernatural elements, but should not be considered horror.

4. Pay little attention to the comments section; if you need to contact me about something important, please look at the column.

5. Not quick-transmigration, not quick-transmigration, really not quick-transmigration! I tagged it as transmigration, so don’t get mixed up, T_T

6. All city names used within this work are fictional, including Fuhai City and Qionghai City derived from the manga. Do not associate them with reality.

[Gender Change + Naruto + System + Transformation + Time Travel + Heaven-Defying]

(Be careful when entering, some of the characters are private, Hashirama CP)

When Lu Cheng woke up, he found that he had traveled to Naruto and turned into Uchiha Madara.

Just become Uchiha Madara, and it would be nice to just teach others how to dance.

But who can tell me why Uchiha Madara is a girl!

The systems followed suit and issued tasks.

[Host and Senju Hashirama, please compete to see who can urinate farther.

Mission reward: Yang Chakra, mastery of five-attribute escape techniques.

Mission failure penalty: The damn Uchiha brat will be tortured]

Uchiha Madara's pretty little face turned pale, and Senju Hashirama gave him a thumbs up.

"Madara, let's see who can pee to the other side?"

Damn, this terrible Naruto world needs reform!

She created a battle-damaged Sora cosplay outfit, and the next second she was transported onto the train with a body covered in hideous wounds.

Faced with the terrified train crew and another living "self," he was completely bewildered.

Qiong: I'm fine, this injury doesn't hurt.

March 7 (bursts into tears): Waaaaah, he's been tortured to the point where he can't feel pain anymore!

Dan Heng (gripping his fist tightly): ...

Walter (adjusting his glasses): This child... has experienced despair that we cannot even imagine.

Qiong: I… (voice goes blank)

Himeko (feeling sorry for her): Stop talking, child, stop reminiscing. We all understand.

Qiong: (No! What do you guys even know?!)

The original, lively character, Qiong, with tears in her eyes, cornered him against the wall, insisting on touching him. Qiong: Why won't you tell me you're in pain? Why won't you rely on me! Don't hurt yourself anymore!

Qiong: ...Help, I'm really just a cosplayer!

One day, Jiang Ming, who was playing a game, joined a mysterious chat group. However, looking at all the anime-style names, he fell into deep thought. Then, without hesitation, he picked up his keyboard... "You say your name is Zhong Li, right? Here's an early picture of Master Zhong doing gua sha (scraping therapy)." "You're called Raiden Mei, right? Then here's one of me saying 'I can't do anything.' You say you're Alicia? Okay, 55KG, little fatso, you say..." Seeing the group members fall silent, Jiang Ming nodded with satisfaction. Jiang Ming: "You're all laughing, why aren't you laughing anymore?" Then, he was somewhat surprised to find that it all seemed real. G!!!

Flying Thunder God at the beginning?

The ninja world is a slacker!

Naruto said: I don’t have any big dreams in this life, I just like to lie down, slack off, and eat gigolos…

No initiative! No rejection! No promise! No responsibility!

This is my Uzumaki Naruto’s ninja way!

The main ninjutsu is to roll balls with one hand!

The escape technique, the blood inheritance, the tailed beast, the rich woman’s…

I’ll give you a fuck!!!!!!

This is a seemingly ordinary chat group, but every time new members are invited, a Holy Grail War always erupts! Magical Mae★Li: "Holy Grail War, let's gang up on the dog-like group owner, Q1 if you're interested!" Jeanne Alter: "1" Enkidu: "1" Saiki Kusuo: "1" Ainz Ooal Gown: "1" Clark Kent: "1" Saitama: "1"... [The group owner retracts a member's message] xN Muyi: "Damn despicable, what do you want to do to me?!" All Might: "Don't worry, because I'm here!" [Adapted from a real tabletop role-playing game storyline; the original group had already experienced eight Holy Grails battles when the book was written.]

While other transmigrators were still diligently practicing ninjutsu, Izumi Masamune had already turned the Naruto world into a strategy game with the help of the system—wait, who says saving the world and falling in love can't happen at the same time?

Reincarnated as Hyuga Neji, he awakens a cross-dimensional system. Free from the constraints of the Caged Bird Seal, he's given the "blessing" of endless evolution and random missions. He punches the Otsutsuki, kicks the Five Kage Summit, and effortlessly maxes out Hinata, Kurenai, and Anko's favorability? But just when he thinks this is just a typical action-packed leveling-up story, the system prompts: "[Contractor can be taken to the main world]"—Wait, am I saving the ninja world?

The leaves of Konoha still dance in the air, but the real storm has only just begun. When the genius of the Hyuga clan unveils the truth about Kaguya, when the light of the contractors transcends dimensional barriers—are you ready to embrace this chaotic yet addictive Naruto world?

[Text-based game] + [Pure PvE with no realistic storyline] + [No female lead]

Luther, due to excessive health regimen, suddenly died at his computer desk. Summoned by a goddess, he became a Deer Warrior, transported to a magical world of text-based games, where he faces countless choices—

【Chosen warrior, the goddess of life has shaped your life; give thanks for the divine gift!】

I'm so sorry, goddess!

[The Elf Queen raises her hand, summoning billions of light arrows to float in the air!]

【Are you the only one with millions of arrows? Let's face off at the center!】

[In the tomb of the cursed queen, you lift the coffin lid, and a chilling, spreading mist of cursed mist reveals the deceased awakening, listening to the silence of death...]

I don't care about this or that!

In the 21st century, 28-year-old Lan Narui, a wealthy second-generation, died in a car accident and traveled to the Beast Taming World, becoming the newborn daughter of that world's most powerful and financially powerful. In this new world, Xianyu's will may be suppressed, but it will never change.