Ding! Your stomach is mutating! Mutation successful, gaining the skill: Fragrant Mouth. Special Effect: Fresh Breath +10, Speech can calm the mind and treat various mental illnesses! Your kidneys are mutating! Mutation successful, gaining the skill: Continuous Fighting. Special Effect: Combat +20, Endurance +20. Ding! Your penis is mutating! Mutation successful, Length +10... "No, any longer and it'll [reach the stomach]!" Chu Fan said hastily. ...

Counter-culture output + cultivation + live broadcast + Taoist + system + American preaching + no CP + no female lead + non-spiritual resurrection + black belly

This book is also known as: Preaching to America, shocking the Americans every day

Chen Xian, with the Taoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial arts world as a quality young Taoist priest, the immortal version of the motherland, and a real person with incomparable thoughts.

Motto: I can do whatever I want!

After practicing in the mountains for a year, the Taoist temple was taken away.

Chen Xian: "Please, Heaven, uphold justice and punish the wicked with thunder. Reveal the truth to the world! Lightning Mother and Thunder God, quickly bring down your magical powers and follow me to eliminate evil. Boom boom boom boom, I obey the orders of the Supreme Lord Laojun and act with all urgency!!!"

After five thunderclaps, the fake temple caught fire, shocking the entire nation.

Netizens: "Oh no, he really got it!"

In response to the system's requirements, he exported anti-cultural ideas and went abroad to preach.

American Customs: "Is it okay if I touch your magic weapon?"

Chen Xian: "Please believe in science."

American Customs: "What are these little straw men for?"

Chen Xian: "A spellcasting tool prepared for the enemy."

American Customs: “????”

Reporter: "You said that Taoism can help you cultivate immortality. Do you know any magic?"

Chen Xian fired a palm thunder with his backhand: "I only know a little bit."

American onlookers: "Where did you say you believed in science?!"

Chen Xian: "It's normal, reasonable, and scientific for a Taoist priest to know magic."

The enemy hired assassins to invade the Taoist temple.

Chen Xian held the formation plate in his hand: "The Xiantian leads the Zhoutian, covering the changes of the Zhoutian, the Xiantian Bagua formation appears!"

The Taoist temple formation appeared, and the neighbor next door said: "Ward Fa!!!"

Chen Mo a game designer got sent to a parallel world with advance technology but undeveloped game concepts.

Watch as he redefines the world’s gaming industry with the games he remade from his old world.

The cell is the dantian and the cell nucleus is the golden pill.

There are countless cells and countless pubic fields.

Infinite division, infinite clone.

Every cell is a world, and every golden core is a planet.

When all cells merge, there is a universe.

This is Cell Cultivation!

Qiao Wen traveled to a different world, where there is a ritual called "Summoning the Heroic Spirit"...

"Everyone, listen to me! Yesterday I summoned a Minotaur. Even though he was a little bit stupid, guess what? His attributes were ridiculously high!"

"Tsk, what's so great about a minotaur? Last time, my luck really exploded. With one single shot, I summoned a master of the Sword Sect. In this world, that is a rare existence!"

"Sword Sect? I think calling you ancestor is more appropriate. Yesterday I saw with my own eyes that you mistook a long knife for a sword and gave it to someone else. You were hung on a tree and beaten!"

"I...I didn't do that. How can you slander someone's innocence like this?!"

As the pub gradually became filled with a cheerful atmosphere late at night, Qiao Wen, who was drinking and socializing with the opposite sex in a corner, suddenly felt someone poked his head.

When he turned around, he saw a blonde beauty looking at him with a smile.

Three pairs of wings of light were faintly visible behind her. Although the woman was smiling, she was not laughing.

The pair of eyes that seemed to be able to speak narrowed slightly, as if asking him something.

——Why haven’t you come home yet so late?

When Ke Wen knew that he was crossing the DC world, his heart collapsed. This is a world more dangerous than Marvel!

However, fortunately, his golden finger system is so powerful that Ke Wen feels that he can live in the DC world where the fairy fights.

It’s okay for Superman to break the stars with his bare hands. Kamen Rider E always says he can do it.

The Flash ran at super fast speed, um, this seemed to be unbeatable. It’s okay, come out ghost eyes soul, flash, lend me the power of your hero.

Gain the eyes and soul of the Flash, [The speed runner, the power to reverse time and space].

Ye Yi: I understand the truth, but why do you have sound effects every time you transform?

Ke Wen: Don’t care about such details.

Batman: I understand the truth, but can you explain why you can beat Krypton freehand without changing your body?

Ke Wen: This is a secret~

PS: In the first 20 chapters, some other things are messed up, but there is no more in the back, or the main Kamen Rider

"Dad! Run! Mom is catching up!"

"Running as fast as I can!"

"Stop right there, you two! I told you not to fight in the house! My favorite vase! Blade One Yang!"

"Ahhhhhhh!" X2

Jin: Brother Kaido, Big Sister Lily and Miss Yamato are fighting again.

Quinn: It seems that Brother was training Miss Yamato and broke Big Sister's favorite vase.

Everyone: That's no wonder (covering face)

(The author was disgusted by the clowns in Wano Country in One Piece, and opened this book because he likes the character Kaido. This is a newcomer's work. If there is anything wrong, I hope you can point it out.)

A wealthy young woman, seemingly unambitious, transmigrates to a time of poverty. Her grandparents are extremely sexist, favoring sons over daughters, and the granddaughters live a miserable life.

Fortunately, although her father was lazy, cunning, unreasonable, shameless, and sponge off his parents and brothers, he was a fiercely protective father who doted on his daughter.

Although her lazy, dramatic mom often tries to coax food out of her, she always saves a portion of whatever food she gets for her.

There's also a top student system that constantly pushes her to strive for excellence, and it can use high-tech hunting to ensure she gets to eat meat!

It wasn't until her second uncle's daughter fell into the water and her personality drastically changed that Jiang Mianmian realized this was a period novel where the female protagonist was reborn, and that her entire family of three were extremely awful relatives who met tragic ends.

However, Jiang Mianmian, who is familiar with the plot, is fully capable of preventing her parents' tragic deaths and is not afraid of the seemingly strong but actually weak female lead. Her only concern is the powerful and influential backer behind the female lead.

Then it was discovered that the female lead's powerful backer was actually the handsome young man her father had rescued from the icy river last month!

Jiang Mianmian was completely relieved. With this life-saving grace, the handsome young man would definitely not help the female lead to deal with her family in the future.

Furthermore, Da Shan took the initiative to approach her and said, "Little Sheep, I'd like to date you with the intention of getting a marriage certificate, is that okay?"

After struggling and hesitating, Jiang Mianmian, who is obsessed with good looks, reluctantly refused: "No, I'm planning to have a son-in-law live with me in the future."

The powerful backer replied without hesitation: "Then I'll become a live-in son-in-law, and all the children I have will bear the surname Jiang!"

Jiang Mianmian: "Let's go get our marriage certificate!"

(Updated and released at 10:00 AM on the 16th of this month)

[Refreshing story + Invincible + Destiny Child + Act without scruples]

When the imperial family is angry, corpses will float for billions of miles!

You think you have no one behind my son? Well, today, I will make sure all nine of your clans are wiped out!!!

Chen Wen fell into a deadly situation as soon as he crossed over, but he awakened the strongest physique, the Chaos Sequence Body, plus the golden finger and the Crucible of Destiny.

Are you an ancient holy body, from the Heavenly Fate Imperial Clan?

Hehehe, melt him for me!

Are you a reborn person from the Qin Shi Huang clan?

Hehehe, if you do that, I’ll melt him!

Are you the system owner and come from an ancient family?

Hehehe, come on, come on, they are all mine...

I don't care what force you come from or what golden fingers you have, all of them must become nutrients for me to become stronger.

Comparing personal strength? Sorry, I'm just cheating.

Than the background? That's even more embarrassing.

My father's family is the Tianming Emperor family, and my mother's family is also the Tianming Emperor family.

My brother is the original tyrant, and his pair of Tyrannosaurus hands can kill through the eternal forbidden land.

My sister is the Queen of the Red Prison. With just one gun, she can kill millions of foreign enemies.

From this moment on, I, Chen Wen, will reach the top step by step!

Starting from today, I am retired. But what should I be doing? I neither have the skills, nor the mind to do business, my only advantage is this pair of hands which have taken this world. What a headache…

Note: The usage of the term “retired” here doesn’t mean retiring from old age, work etc. It’s a specific term to refer to not involving oneself in the affairs of a certain society.