【Relaxed and funny + anti-routine】
Xia Yuan, an aura insulator who travels to the world of immortal cultivation.
Apart from chopping wood and gaining experience every day, the system is of no use at all.
The leader of Xingmu Peak struck with a palm, but Xia Yuan was unharmed?
Sect Master: "We have a genius in our sect! We will invest resources in his training!"
Peak Master: "Can you withstand my palm? With such terrifying strength, could it be that you are the Ascended Lord?"
Zhang Xiaocui: "Is he Laojun who is hiding his identity? Then I..."
Xia Yuan went from being an unknown person in the sect to being the revered Laojun by everyone overnight.
Experience = health?
I, a lich, just want to open a shop selling figurines and live a peaceful afterlife. But customers always have strange requests, coming to me to customize outrageous things - "You want a group of skeleton soldiers who can use holy light, am I right?" The bishop nodded.
My name is Ivan, a time traveler, male, with average combat power, and a talent for being funny. However, the mission requires me to kill the immortal demon king, so... I can only be a gigolo!
Selia: Damn it, why is it that every time I have these unnecessary emotions because of you?
flamme: Why didn’t you tell me earlier that you and selia had a child!
frieren: What exactly is this sour feeling in my heart?
frieren: Woohoo, I’m really not a big mushroom...
Aura: Loyalty!
The second part of the old vest
A newly opened antique dad shop in Yokohama.
You can always hear the old man crying out in pain.
One day, the kind-hearted Nakajima Atsushi passed by here and heard the sound of "Aiya" inside.
Is it okay for an old man to live alone? After entering, I found out that the old man has a black-haired, well-behaved, and good-tempered "grandson" to accompany him.
"Kaneki! Go make me some tea!"
"yes!"
[Vest: Jackie Chan Adventures Dad, Tokyo Ghoul Kaneki Ken.]
At the distillery, a new brewer codenamed Death Afternoon specifically requested that three bottles of whiskey be served to her.
Beautiful fingers with black nail polish pointed at Scotch: "I want you!"
Zhu Fu Jingguang:?
What do you want from me?
"Fall in love with me, Scotland!"
Zhu Fu Jingguang: ...
The other two bottles of whiskey were so hard to hold back laughter that they caused internal injuries.
[Vest: Death Note Misa Amane.]
In addition, there is the new physical education teacher at Teitan Elementary School, the ruthless and heartless new colleague in the Special Ability Department, and the cat brought back by Edogawa Ranpo from the detective agency.
[Avatars: Gintama Yato Kamui, The Seven Deadly Sins Gowther, Hunter x Hunter Neferpitou.]
Conan Edogawa: "The new teacher... feels more dangerous than the Black Organization."
I always feel like this guy will jump up and kill people at any time.
Ango Sakaguchi was silent: The new guy is so useful that I have nothing to do now.
Keep going undercover, it seems to be some code name winery
Having traveled through time and space, I've gained the ultimate Heroic Spirit Avatar Legion System. The future of sweeping the world with an endless army of clones is just around the corner!
But... why are there only female Heroic Spirits?
...
"Can you tell me how you managed to find so many loyal and beautiful wives?" Fujimaru Ritsuka asked, stunned.
"It's mainly because... we're all connected."
Surrounded by beautiful women, Bree looked away awkwardly.
(Note to those in the audience: The male protagonist can transform into various female Heroic Spirits and use Heroic Spirits as clones.)
Why? Drawing a Motor Duck is supposed to be a very happy thing. It is a good thing. It is the best way to show your luck to your friends in the group.
But why, you evil group leader, treat me like this! Other people also show off, why do you bully me?
Turn me into Bronya of Lili? !
How come you can't draw a duck when you are so awesome?
The heavy-armored bunny made a sound, and the
front of the car outside the Yaemura adopted by Cocolia Bai was raised. I vaguely saw Jizi laughing.
A person lay down, a cloth was covered, and a white-haired ball
was waiting on the table. The wind blew, and the red and blue twins came to offer flowers.
The wine was opened, and the dishes were served. The cute dean began to grab
the music. The gong sounded, and Xier cried like a fool.
The pit was dug, the coffin was covered, and Meiyi Fuhua knelt down to
spend a year. The paper was burned, and the cherry blossoms on the grave were three meters high.
[It contains significant alterations, original storylines, and original characters.]
For some unknown reason, I traveled through time.
There exists a special kind of creature in this world called "Pokémon". These magical creatures can be found in water, fire, forest, earth, clouds, and even in a girl's skirt.
If I could, I would just want to lie down in this beautiful world until the end of time.
If the person I traveled to wasn't Ash Ketchum...
(A novel written for myself, commemorating my somewhat regrettable childhood)
There's a legend circulating around Hogwarts: Miss Lacus's first cry gave birth to the Dementors; Miss Lacus's first nightmare gave birth to the Obscurus; Miss Lacus's first fear gave birth to the Boggart; Miss Lacus's first laugh gave birth to Peeves; and Miss Lacus's light side became Voldemort! "Hogwarts, that's all a lie!" Miss Lacus protests. "Your light has no dark, heavy secrets, only light and bright!" (A playful Hogwarts fanfiction, featuring many meme elements and some Hogwarts Legacy content. The protagonist is a lone wolf, not for women.)
Goldshire Bankruptcy Lord's Survival Story
Upon waking up, Li Ang found himself the bankrupt viscount of Goldshire. Faced with a massive debt of 50 gold coins, an empty granary, and a watchful tax collector, his only hope was an unreliable "Multiverse Summoning System." However, the "saviors" the system sent were all increasingly disastrous: the dim-witted water goddess Aqua only knew how to cry and flood, the explosive witch Megumin was easily defeated with a single move a day, the rebellious knight Kai was always looking for a fight, and the craftsman elf specialized in creating junk... To make matters worse, he had also impulsively stolen the silver-haired witch's personal clothing and was now being relentlessly hunted down.
Food crisis, overwhelming debt, and surrounded by powerful enemies. In desperation, Li Ang frantically summons all sorts of oddballs and jinxes, only to be met with either good-for-nothings or disasters: the useless middle-aged man MADAO, a muscular burly man, a girl who loves instant noodles, and even a pink-haired demon who revels in killing! Stealing underwear, defecating at the door, blowing up fishponds… this group of freaks pushes his lordly career into an even deeper quagmire in all sorts of unbelievable ways. When Fat Cat Ban arrives and the silver-haired witch comes knocking, Li Ang realizes that his path to survival, aided by a terrible system and incompetent teammates, has already been a headlong rush towards hell… This is an absurd survival comedy that teeters between starvation, poverty, and reckless suicide!
[Fantasy, time travel, system, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger...]
Ye Chen, who lived a good life on Blue Star, encountered a robber and was thrown into the river by him, and ended up traveling to Tianyuan Continent.
As soon as he traveled through time, the system gave him the cultivation of an immortal emperor, and from then on he began his life of playing badly...