[Silly + Lighthearted + Male to Female Transformation + Slice of Life + Socially Awkward + Awkward Moments + Blog-Inspiring]

A goddess lives inside my body.

She gave me a donation box.

Just toss in a coin, make a wish, clap your hands, and you'll get whatever you want... Bullshit!

Having transmigrated into the body of Tu Zi Ge's cousin, Uchiha Kaguya, she finally awakened the Goddess System.

The dog system casually tossed her a donation box and ran off with her money.

Moreover, this offering box is just as exploitative as that goddess system.

Take making a wish, for example.

You need lipstick to cheat.

To have Sharingan, you need colored contact lenses.

You need to wear a skirt for the Chunin Exams.

OMG~ You dog system, are you sure you're not messing with me?

What would a grown man like me need these things for?

A golden legend? A class-specific card?

It's easy to use, but it's also really a pain.

And you, Kakashi, why are you always sticking to me?

Go and start a shameless love triangle with Tu Zi and Lin!

Otherwise, what would be the point of all the trouble I went through to save you all?

Get out of the way! Don't get in my way while I'm enjoying my food!

Don't come any closer!

[Rocks Pirates] [Multiple Devil Fruits] [Multiple Female Leads] [Battle for Supremacy]

Fang Huo stumbled upon a stroke of luck and traveled to the Ancient Moon Village in the One Piece world. His soul cracked during the time travel, undergoing a special mutation and fusing with the energy of this world to form nine soul worms of the same origin yet independent.

With the first Soul Worm fusing with a Devil Fruit power, a user of nine Devil Fruits was born...

Moon-Light Fruit, Gravity Fruit, Vampire Fruit, Moo-Moo Fruit, Rumble-Rumble Fruit, Azure Dragon Fruit...

With Fang Huo's help, the Rocks Pirates appeared in the world ahead of schedule, possessing an unprecedented ultimate lineup...

Have you ever seen the Rocks Pirates, which included Red Earl, Roger, Rayleigh, and Jabba?

Transmigrating to the 1960s, Li Zhenhua finds himself a victim of a terrible injustice. His blind and mentally bankrupt father, biased stepmother, and snobbish younger siblings, along with his girlfriend of three years, frame him for collecting Taoist books, labeling him a superstitious feudalist. One is after a woman, the other after their children, one after their job, and the other after money. He's illiterate; you call that collecting books? In a fit of rage, he dies. "That's it?" The usurper Li Zhenhua looks at his newfound power-up, which displays spatial talent and a destiny of hard work rewarded by heaven, and can't help but laugh. "You comprehend Taoist scriptures, understand Taoist cultivation methods..." "You comprehend the orthodox Taoist teachings, and master the arts of controlling the universe in your palm and moving five ghosts." Taoist magic is divine; you call me superstitious? Soon, Li Zhenjiang, who takes over his job, is discovered stealing women's underwear. His ex-girlfriend, Xu Ping, is reported for possessing genuine adult novels. When Li Zhenjiang's father and stepmother's family saw that he was in trouble and discovered that their money had been stolen, they felt as if the sky had fallen. While they were all regretting their fate, Li Zhenhua was enjoying a leisurely life in Northeast China, with a pot of wine, a couple of side dishes, and a few beautiful women... living a carefree and blissful life!

[Patrick Star + Reborn Empress + Evolution + Dimensional Reduction Attack Against High-Level Martial Arts]

In the world of beast taming, every martial artist can contract a demon beast and bind it as their natal demon beast.

From that moment on, our lives were intertwined, supporting and helping each other to achieve our goals.

Fang Yuan is reincarnated as the head of Patrick Star at the beginning of the story, and is about to be contracted by the reborn empress.

As a comedic anime character, immortality is just standard practice.

Transmigrating to this real world was already a devastating blow to them, but now the system tells him that Pie can also devour and evolve on this basis, adding points to become stronger!

Max out all attributes, max out all skills... max out everything that can be allocated points!

"What are the Four Divine Beasts, what are the Six Evil Gods? I am the only true god!"

"I don't eat beef? Sorry, I'm the one who really doesn't eat beef!"

"Little reborn empress, watch as Boss Pai takes you to new heights!"

...

Fu Lingbing, the Human Empress, is a peak Emperor-level powerhouse, one in a billion!

In his previous life, he made a contract with a low-ranking, one-star monster, a small water turtle, which had the lowest bloodline. Through his perseverance, he successfully evolved it into a five-star Emperor-rank Beiming Xuanwu.

However, this had already reached the monster's limit, and neither side could advance any further.

The divine position was almost within reach, yet he was defeated by the Heavenly Tribulation of Proving the Dao.

"With the accumulation of hundreds of years in my previous life, in this life, I will definitely seize that burning divine position!"

But right after Fu Lingbing gave up on the little water turtle, that stupid-looking starfish appeared.

"Damn it! This guy doesn't even have a trace of bloodline!"

And what the heck is "SpongeBob, let's go jellyfish hunting?!"?

No one could have imagined that the most beautiful girl in the class would become a future superstar. Ye Chen was reborn with a god-level investment system. As long as he invested in potential targets, he could get a hundredfold return. Earning a five-star rating from the system would also grant him various special rewards. Want to invest but don't have the money? ...Ten years later, a reporter interviewed Ye Chen: "Mr. Ye, as the world's richest man, can you tell me how you earned your first pot of gold?" Ye Chen: "To be honest, my first investment wiped out my rich and beautiful classmate's entire savings."

A chef worthy of serving state banquets travels to a bizarre interstellar era, where he uses his unparalleled culinary skills to become a top star on the planet and gradually rises to the top of the interstellar world.

She was enjoying a peaceful and successful rise to fame, but netizens across the entire galaxy had a lot of opinions about her boyfriend, and some even intended to harm her and her boyfriend.

Xi Lucheng said in public: Ah Jing is very well-behaved, so please stop talking about him. Also, please stop bothering me.

But behind her, her innocent smile changed, and she hugged Dong Lunjing with a beaming smile: "Jing, go teach them a lesson."

NBA | System | Invincible | Thrilling | Action | Live Streaming

In 2014, LeBron James defected to Miami, and the Heat dynasty collapsed overnight!

In a moment of crisis, I, Chen Feng, transmigrated here, starting with the fusion of the [Aomine Daiki] template!

Facing Dwyane Wade, the team's soul, who came to scout the team, I blew past him in one step and shut him out 10-0, leaving him in tears! In front of Riley, I pointed at him and said, "Flash? You're too old!"

Supermodel Jenner asked for my contact information? I immediately refused: "Get lost, don't bother me while I'm playing basketball!"

The media denounced me as arrogant and ignorant? I turned around and crushed Wiggins, the number one draft pick in the Summer League, and the entire internet's haters lined up to kneel down and apologize!

Tearing up the base salary contract and signing the first-ever endorsement deal are just the beginning!

My next goal is to personally pull that man named LeBron off his throne on Christmas Eve, when everyone is watching!

Eighteen-year-old Cao Wei was transported to a parallel universe after a car accident. He initially thought he'd be destined for a life of swagger, slapping down rich and handsome men, reaching the pinnacle of life, winning the heart of a beautiful and wealthy woman, and living a glorious life. But who would have thought he'd take over a general store left by his father? Unfortunately, business was poor. However, with tears in his eyes, he unintentionally obtained the great "Daddy System," solving mystery after mystery, completing SSSSSSS... level missions, embarking on a path of swagger, slapping down enemies, and ultimately, a path of no return called "System"! "Cao Wei, does your family have any martial arts manuals?" "Yes!" Book club: 327373686

The night Chi Yu was murdered, her best friend who pushed her into the sea was using her childhood photos to impersonate a lost heiress from a wealthy family and swindle billions of dollars in assets!

When she opened her eyes again, she had become the personal mobile phone system of Shen Yanzhi, a rising business tycoon.

When he locked his screen, she was trapped in the default snow mountain wallpaper;

When he turned on his hotspot, she could secretly watch the fake heiress act out her drama online by following the Wi-Fi connection;

Did a fake heiress buy articles to create a high-achieving student persona? She even made the trending search terms feature a video of her taking the college entrance exam for someone else!

A fake heiress posts photos of her birthmark and cries about the difficulty of finding her family? Chi Yu turns the tables and releases evidence online that she bribed a plastic surgeon to fake the birthmark!

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Shen Yanzhi took power at the age of twenty-four and multiplied the Shen family's assets several times in just four years. However, he was a staunch bachelor and excessively chaste, with not a single woman, let alone a female mosquito, by his side.

Rumors are circulating among Beijing's elite circles that the Shen family line may be dying out.

Only Assistant Chen knew that their CEO, Mr. Shen, not only had a girlfriend, but that girlfriend was a cell phone!

"Mr. Shen, your phone automatically ordered brown sugar ginger tea at 3 a.m.

"Yes, it's on its period."

"..."

"Mr. Shen, your new system is spying on the financial statements."

"It's alright, she's learning how to be a boss's wife."

"..." That's really outrageous!!!

Until one day, Assistant Chen saw his boss come out of the office with a woman and gesture to everyone, "Call her boss's wife."

Assistant Chen was dumbfounded: ...This...this! Isn't this the real daughter of the richest man who was just found a few days ago!

[Latest Update]: Li Changsheng's current total lifespan is 138,761.2 billion years.

Li Changsheng died alone in his old age, and after being reborn, he had a character panel.

Paying real money increases lifespan; one or two coins equals one day of life.

One free attribute point is gained for each day you live.

Li Changsheng is a man of survival. As long as he can survive, he has unlimited lifespan. He was reborn in a parallel universe similar to the time of World War I. He went to Africa to pan for gold right from the start. He was digging for gold and spending money to buy his life.

It wasn't until Li Changsheng gained a lifespan of ten thousand years that he suddenly realized that this was only the beginning of a wonderful life.

Li Changsheng possesses the talent of "time travel," allowing him to travel through time and space to other worlds.

During the Great Western Dynasty, Li Changsheng overthrew the corrupt court, established the Great Tang Empire, and collected gold to gain a million years of lifespan.

In the Dragon Realm, Li Changsheng obtained a martial arts inheritance, slaughtered the Black Dragon Clan that had invaded the human race's territory, and obtained the Dragon Pearl. He could exchange one pearl for ten thousand years of lifespan, thus increasing his lifespan by more than ten million years.

I recently heard that Li Changsheng clashed with the Five-Clawed Black Dragon from the Upper Realm during the Dragon Transformation and Ascension Ceremony, and used the Ice Phoenix Intent to kill the Five-Clawed Black Dragon.

Note: This is an entirely original world; this book is not fan fiction.

Original fictional ancient world, original fantasy world, etc.

This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental.